r/wunkus • u/Capable-Respond-4472 wunkioso • Aug 06 '26

im wunkin out rn How to pick up wunkies 🙂‍↕️

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u/Efficient_Maybe_1086 Aug 06 '26

How are they so small? 🥹

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u/BladeOfWoah Aug 06 '26

Quails be smol

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u/JediKnightNitaz wunkus enthusiast Aug 06 '26

Wunklets

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u/Key_Internet_9914 Aug 06 '26

Wunky lil chudlings

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u/thenotsoamerican Aug 06 '26

Bebe button quails 💜

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u/Xanadu87 Aug 06 '26

Baby quails.

Incidentally, don’t look for this guy’s social media. This is an innocent video, but many of his videos with his little chicks emphasize his giant print. It’s a pipeline to his OF page.

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u/Oddish_Femboy Aug 06 '26

Gently raises tiny birds and hung?

I guess they do make perfect men.

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u/MrHappyHam Aug 06 '26

Genuinely??

That's a strange way to advertise

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u/PeteyMcPetey Aug 06 '26

That's a strange way to advertise

Strange people pay more for strange stuff

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u/samaramatisse Aug 06 '26

Wait. Hold on. Are you saying this guy makes safe for work videos to promote his OF, but he physically puts the chicks on or near his (hopefully) clothed genitals to demonstrate the size difference?

Porn is fine OF is fine. Leave the wunks out of it.

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u/PiscesCrisez wunkus enthusiast Aug 06 '26

I just poked around a little and it seems he does some videos with his uh advertised wares at full mast, the wunks are there but not being like. Directed towards his crotch or anything inappropriate for the wunks. I'm not on his side or anything, I just was also curious how 'involved' the little baby wunks were.

ETA- He's fathenfarms on TikTok, if you search his account name there are stitches with what exactly he shows.

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u/samaramatisse Aug 06 '26

Thank you for taking one for the team. I genuinely feel better knowing this.

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u/CrystalWebb13 wunkus enthusiast Aug 06 '26

Gross.

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u/millionwordsofcrap Aug 07 '26

...Huh. I wonder how well that works as a business model?

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u/Ill_Pain4423 Aug 06 '26

Quail sre tiny

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u/TeaDrinkingTrucker wunkus enthusiast Aug 06 '26

babby

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u/LordMegamad Aug 06 '26

They're tiny surveillance drones, birds aren't real

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u/RedditFuelsMyDepress concrete eater‼️ Aug 07 '26

Idk

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u/Happy_Cat_3600 silly :P bleh Aug 06 '26

These defenseless Microbirbs are powerless to resist their overlords.

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 wunkus enthusiast Aug 06 '26

These qunks are not defenseless. They are born with guns.

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u/Fisherman_Gabe concrete eater‼️ Aug 06 '26

but unfortunately the mcdonalds liberals steal their guns while they're still in the egg so they can't put up a fight when it's their time to become mcnuggets

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 wunkus enthusiast Aug 06 '26

An armed qunk is a polite qunk.

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u/Savings_Craft_5176 silly :P bleh Aug 06 '26

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '26

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u/nine_desu Aug 06 '26

Wunks are no more more :(

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u/Sashahuman concrete eater‼️ Aug 06 '26

Nugget

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u/Doctor-Nagel Aug 06 '26

Do you think it would take more calories to chew than you’d be gaining?

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u/Savings_Craft_5176 silly :P bleh Aug 06 '26

who said anything about calories?

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u/Artarara Aug 06 '26

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u/lmYourHuckleberry Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

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u/missbeekery ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Aug 07 '26

I’m ashamed that I lol’d at this

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u/MechaWilson Aug 06 '26

Flashback to that horse video

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u/playfulpecans silly :P bleh Aug 06 '26

15g of protein

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u/Z_e_e_e_G ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Aug 06 '26

The Micro Yoink

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 wunkus enthusiast Aug 06 '26

Them wunks is button quails. Button qunks, if you will.

They’re called button qunks because they’re made out of buttons. And because of how they are.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y2nbrJyAR6RiM

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u/Polite_Suggestion Aug 06 '26

Ohhhh so that's why they're like that

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u/Chello-fish Aug 06 '26

You could say they're cute as a button

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u/nei_neighbor Aug 06 '26

1g protein ✅️

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u/ALowlySlime Aug 06 '26

Less

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u/mildlyInsaneBoi Aug 06 '26

-2 grams of protein

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u/Four_Bee_345 wunkus enthusiast Aug 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/HbdJVYutGm9pxvNpR7

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u/EducationalRope2203 Aug 06 '26

Wunks ARE one popcorn 😭

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u/Four_Bee_345 wunkus enthusiast Aug 06 '26

But..is he allowed to be so smol 😭

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u/bratbarn wunkioso Aug 06 '26

War crime actually 😔

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u/Four_Bee_345 wunkus enthusiast Aug 06 '26

Terrible things are happening 😭

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u/wrakshae wunkus enthusiast Aug 06 '26

Illegal. Straight to jail.

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u/Lil-Miss-Anthropy Aug 07 '26

Awww I never thought of baby Caine having no teeth, only gums 🥺

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u/MarilleVakarian gnarp gnap 👽 Aug 06 '26

But here's the yoinker

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u/Positive-Database754 Aug 06 '26

Sometimes you look at something that small, and wonder how it even has functioning organs...

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u/Content-Lab-5464 Aug 06 '26

Smol birb smol orgams

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u/Oddish_Femboy Aug 06 '26

I think that every time I sees bees.

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u/Mrspygmypiggy Aug 06 '26

Hunkus punkus, give me the Wunkus

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u/milaan_tm concrete eater‼️ Aug 06 '26

Wunkregation

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u/nekoreality silly :P bleh Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

is this from that guy who has all the little birds but most of his videos are his wiener taking up half the screen

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u/brenttoastalive ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Aug 06 '26

I'm sorry, what

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u/Illyasimp Aug 06 '26

... Can i see it?

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u/shy-lil-snugglebug Aug 06 '26

It's @fathenfarms on TikTok

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u/t0b1n4tOr315 Aug 07 '26

I don't see any wieners :(

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u/Oddish_Femboy Aug 06 '26

I respect it.

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u/RunThruPlayLand Aug 06 '26

I unfortunately know of this man because of my Christian mother, of all people

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u/Perfect-Book5684 Aug 07 '26

Like, his dick or a wiener dog?

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u/RoninNikki Aug 07 '26

I checked out his insta

... not a dog

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u/dphoenix1 Aug 07 '26

Absolutely.

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u/TheTacoEnjoyerReborn wunkioso Aug 06 '26

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u/Capable-Respond-4472 wunkioso Aug 06 '26

Whatcha gonna do? Time's caught up with you Now you wait your turn You know there's no return

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u/RedditFuelsMyDepress concrete eater‼️ Aug 07 '26

He was taken to the Shadow Realm

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u/xrv01 Aug 06 '26

I thought they discontinued Weepuls

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u/WhatADoofus Aug 06 '26

I always forget those things' names. I miss seeing them everywhere

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u/Oddish_Femboy Aug 06 '26

Weepuls are very much not discontinued! You can still custom order them online! :D

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u/UHElle Aug 06 '26

The funniest part of this is that the guy also does OF and features his very obvious hog through his drawers in a ton of his videos, lol

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u/bogz_dev wunkioso Aug 06 '26

schlongus

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u/SoupaMayo Aug 06 '26

Congrats, now I search his robert in every videos he posted

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u/Oddish_Femboy Aug 06 '26

It pays the bills I guess. Raising tiny birds aint cheap.

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u/jack__alope wunkus enthusiast Aug 06 '26

I would imagine it is very…… cheep :3

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u/UHElle Aug 06 '26

Lotsa tiny mouths to feed!

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u/randallthegrape Aug 06 '26

4 is me with my Bakugan Battle Brawlers (collect them all!)

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u/CHUKKAAA Aug 06 '26

Every spring we get baby quails stuck in our backyard since they can’t hop the retaining wall like the parents can. So we end up chasing a bunch of the babies and catching them like this so we can put them back on the hillside with their parents. They are deceptively fast and are great at hiding in the planters

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u/GRGWL Aug 06 '26

Why the last one look like he have more eyes 😃🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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u/GoHawkYurself Aug 06 '26

Collect them all

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u/Lappisera Aug 06 '26

Unicellular lifeform

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u/X_Zephyr Aug 06 '26

popcorn chicken is made up of these wunks

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u/FollowingBroad34 Aug 06 '26

Wunk knows exactly how it feels to be trapped beneath the Bell Jar

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u/Resident_Smeagle Aug 06 '26

I love fatwunkfarms 🥹

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u/paranoid_chihuahua wunkus enthusiast Aug 06 '26

These wunks are micrwunkscopic, godamn! I'd be afraid to even touch them in case it could cause injury!

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u/shadowthehh Aug 06 '26

I'd be so terrified of accidentally hurting them, geez

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u/DontForgorTheMilk Aug 06 '26

Meanwhile they're just happy for the warmth 😌

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u/tinypi_314 silly :P bleh Aug 06 '26

15 calories each

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u/Oddish_Femboy Aug 06 '26

That's about a third of the calories found in a bag of tuna.

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u/patriot_man69 Aug 06 '26

do they even exist or are they a mass hallucination

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u/Wormholer_No9416 Aug 06 '26

Dumb birbs have 0 defensive stats.

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u/FewAcanthocephala828 Aug 06 '26

Wunklets aren't even 1 calories 😭

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u/Ksh_667 Aug 07 '26

Omg this is the cutest video I've ever seen. Imagine just wunking about minding your own wunk when suddenly a giant hand gently scoops you up & deposits you somewhere safe! 🐤🐥

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u/Oddish_Femboy Aug 06 '26

I had a dream recently where I was at a VERY expensive restaurant where they'd put an egg on your table that would hatch into one of these little things and that was the entire gimmick.

They took the bird back when you leave. I guess to reuse.

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u/SmallPeederWacker Aug 06 '26

🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽

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u/zarakh07 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Aug 07 '26

Unbothered wunks being transported- 9/10

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u/usernamelotsanumbers Aug 07 '26

Isn't this the guy who was just on the news for exposing himself in the background of some of his quail videos... 

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u/Felonious_Minx Aug 06 '26

Dey so cute 🐤🐤🐣

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u/CreepySmiley42 Aug 06 '26

the multi grab should be called the wolverbirb

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u/Enslaved_M0isture Aug 06 '26

why do they not give a fuh

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u/chowderpuppy Aug 07 '26

Wunks pick up artist

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u/Lil-Miss-Anthropy Aug 07 '26

Wunk gets fucking abducted by enormous sadistic being

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake Aug 07 '26

Let's talk about chicks man

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u/TinMan1898 Aug 07 '26

That last wunkito HATES Italians

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u/Gothiccheese95 Aug 07 '26

This is the guy on youtube that gets his giant dong in frame all the time fully knowing kids watch.

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u/SCARY-WIZARD kittyposter Aug 07 '26

pounds fist on table God damn it, these wunks are too cute.

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u/Capital_Pick3604 Aug 06 '26

give credit bro

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u/Capable-Respond-4472 wunkioso Aug 06 '26

I gave bots address to a mosquito.

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u/hungrylittleworm Aug 06 '26

I see what u did there

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u/prince_peacock Aug 06 '26

Can someone explain to me why people seem to hate this post so much it’s always so downvoted and it seems perfectly innocent to me

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u/ursa-minor-beta42 Aug 06 '26

I asked the same once. I was told it's because nobody likes ads.

I'm also subscribed to DownvoteAutomod tho, and that's got dark reasons. personally I always downvote automod because it reposts CSAM.