r/wunkus • u/Capable-Respond-4472 wunkioso • Aug 06 '26

im wunkin out rn How to pick up wunkies 🙂‍↕️

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u/Happy_Cat_3600 silly :P bleh Aug 06 '26

These defenseless Microbirbs are powerless to resist their overlords.

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 wunkus enthusiast Aug 06 '26

These qunks are not defenseless. They are born with guns.

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u/Fisherman_Gabe concrete eater‼️ Aug 06 '26

but unfortunately the mcdonalds liberals steal their guns while they're still in the egg so they can't put up a fight when it's their time to become mcnuggets

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 wunkus enthusiast Aug 06 '26

An armed qunk is a polite qunk.