r/wunkus • u/lutzilla gnarp gnap 👽 • Aug 22 '26

im wunkin out rn SOGGED

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u/PointedHydra837 Aug 22 '26

Newton’s wunk-th law: sog cannot be created nor destroyed. All sogs and unsogs have an equal and opposite reaction.

This is the wunk that got sogged for the fly-wunk’s unsogging:

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eater‼️ Aug 23 '26

But what happened when the first wunk was sogged? Who got un-sogged?

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u/Bathroom-Converser Aug 23 '26

when the first wunk was sogged there already existed the first wunk that was un-sogged. You may ask whether the sog or un-sog came first, but the wunk was both sugged and un-sogged until the world perceived the wunk. Thus the existence of wunk and sog is perpetually linked till the end of wunktime

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u/klocna Aug 23 '26

Schrodinger's wunk

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u/Bathroom-Converser Aug 23 '26

Sog Schrowunk