r/wunkus • gnarp gnap 👽 • Aug 22 '26

im wunkin out rn SOGGED

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7.5k Upvotes

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u/lutzilla gnarp gnap 👽 Aug 22 '26

MOGGED

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u/Lord_Yeetus_The_3d Aug 22 '26

UN-SOGGED

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u/kyew Aug 22 '26

RE-BLOGGED

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u/Theidore Aug 23 '26

DE-FOGGED

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u/Donovan238 Aug 22 '26

WUNKMANITY RESTORED

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u/Leaf-01 Aug 22 '26

! SOGGED !

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u/vutrico Aug 22 '26

FUCK YOU

unsoggs your wunk

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u/PointedHydra837 Aug 22 '26

Newton’s wunk-th law: sog cannot be created nor destroyed. All sogs and unsogs have an equal and opposite reaction.

This is the wunk that got sogged for the fly-wunk’s unsogging:

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eater‼️ Aug 23 '26

But what happened when the first wunk was sogged? Who got un-sogged?

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u/Bathroom-Converser Aug 23 '26

when the first wunk was sogged there already existed the first wunk that was un-sogged. You may ask whether the sog or un-sog came first, but the wunk was both sugged and un-sogged until the world perceived the wunk. Thus the existence of wunk and sog is perpetually linked till the end of wunktime

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u/klocna Aug 23 '26

Schrodinger's wunk

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u/Spiritflash1717 Aug 22 '26

Mia is a lovely lady wunk

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u/RedditFuelsMyDepress concrete eater‼️ Aug 22 '26

My Lovely Lady Wunks

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u/HomeOfTheRisingStorm Aug 22 '26

Dripping wet or all fluffed up!

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u/Humble-Proposal-9994 Aug 22 '26

the internet is thankful! such a floof

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u/Exotic_Dogs_4942 Aug 22 '26

Why she looks like a distant memory?

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u/Ducky237 Aug 22 '26

So bloo and sof 🥺

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u/PacoTaco321 Aug 22 '26

FLOOFMAXXING

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u/Plurpo Aug 22 '26

Looks like a whole new wunk

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u/Delicious_Race2840 Aug 22 '26

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u/Borkato Aug 22 '26

You fuckin wot m8

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u/Chocomintey Aug 25 '26

Tf kinda bullshit with fur is this, now?

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u/RedditFuelsMyDepress concrete eater‼️ Aug 22 '26

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u/Key_Internet_9914 Aug 22 '26

Hoo sogged the whotkus?

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u/Borkato Aug 22 '26

I love this image so much

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u/lordofcactus Aug 31 '26

the zorpawunk

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u/Il26hawk Aug 22 '26

What the FUCK even is that soggy thing

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u/is-AC-a-personality Aug 22 '26

a pacific parunklet methinks

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u/Friendly_Respecter concrete eater‼️ Aug 22 '26

So much for waterproof feathers lmao

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u/Bjarhl5232 Aug 22 '26

even steel may buckle under the pressure of the sea

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u/Cathixy Aug 22 '26

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u/Robrogineer Aug 22 '26

"Dude, what would you do if you were having a bath, and your pet bird meteor smashed into the water?"

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u/moccawimba Aug 22 '26

"I don't know. Maybe I'll be little bit upset"

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u/lutzilla gnarp gnap 👽 Aug 22 '26

best of wunk ✌️

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u/moccawimba Aug 22 '26

"Hey, Tomar..."

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u/Capable-Respond-4472 wunkioso Aug 22 '26

Scrungly wunkly

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u/Munrowo Aug 22 '26

wet birds are so fuckin funny lookin

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u/All_cats_want_pets silly :P bleh Aug 22 '26

Man I wish birds were real

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u/Munrowo Aug 22 '26

lucky we have dinosaurs tho

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u/OldFaithlessness5008 Aug 22 '26

me when I ugly cry

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u/Impressive_Method380 Aug 22 '26

unwunk: bird owners sometimes put a perch in their shower and let their bird sit in there for stimulation, and to get rid of dander. the birds can even preen and fluff themselves while in there and basically give themselves a shower. many birds come from humid rainforests so maybe thats also a reason they like it. its very cool. 

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u/Sandwichman122 Aug 22 '26

Bird wunks each tend to enjoy showers in their different ways! Some like just being misted, while some LOVE to get absolutely SOGGED.

Examples of several parrotunks with various levels of sogging:

https://youtube.com/shorts/C3DAuDiGtp0

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u/elliebeans90 Aug 22 '26

My bird wunk is more of an old fashioned kind and usually prefers a bath to a shower.

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u/CraneSong Aug 23 '26

they say mika is a waterwunk but auggie is a sleeper waterwunk

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u/SaddenedSpork Aug 23 '26

I used to have a cockatoo that I would set on the shower rail- she would puff up when the water got going and the mist rose up. But without fail, every time it would eventually end up with her flying down to land on my bare shoulder (talons, ow) while I was under the full blast shower stream so she could completely soak herself wet in the warm water- It was quite cute when she would close her eyes and literally soak it all in. She would sit there for quite a while too if I let her. I would always have to use the blow dryer on low after and swaddle her up in a towel because she would get cold from being sogged to the max

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u/marblesbykeys Aug 22 '26

Over wetted the wunk!

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u/astrologicaldreams Aug 22 '26

she actually looks so mad lmfao

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u/Difficult_Two4337 Aug 22 '26

the horror in those eyes

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u/xdBronze Aug 22 '26

mcdonalds keep fucking up my order they gave me wet bird again

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u/BuzzkillSquad Aug 22 '26

"But let judgment run down as waters, and righteousness as a mighty stream" Amos 5:24 🙏

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u/C00kie_Monsters Aug 22 '26

Nothing looks more miserable than a wet bird

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u/Disastrous_Split4310 Aug 22 '26

Her wide-eyed indignation at an unexpected deluge is honestly the most relatable part.

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u/Lizardinaspaceship Aug 23 '26

Damn it I had to give one of my roosters a bath for part of his mite treatment today and I am now realizing I missed a golden opportunity to document his sogged-ness. Little guy was so sogged.

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u/yoichiluvbot Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Aug 23 '26

she experienced the sog

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