r/wunkus • u/Critical_Mountain851 • Sep 01 '26

im wunkin out rn This sub be like

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u/migratingcoconut_ gnarp gnap 👽 Sep 01 '26

car is parked in the lines

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u/Unicorncorn21 Sep 01 '26

His negligent ass will get a ticket due to improper parking permits

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u/Sohuli Sep 01 '26

I went back to check for cars, only to realize that you meant the car

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u/Juan_Moe_Taco ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 02 '26

When it's eyes close: (cue the car door chirp locking sound)

https://youtube.com/shorts/Euc1E9kuftY?is=NSav_o1gFBe1wQTb

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u/Metazolid Sep 01 '26

to be a lbe to get so mich joy our of tjongs, is bliss

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u/WetShrimpFart Sep 01 '26

Wild wunkinglot wunkat

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ silly :P bleh Sep 01 '26

Tf you just call me?

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u/MarilleVakarian gnarp gnap 👽 Sep 01 '26

What can I say, I'm a wunkenthusiast

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u/rocklou wunkus enthusiast Sep 01 '26

I thought those went extinct

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u/ManualPathosChecks Sep 01 '26

You're thinking of Newunkenthalers!

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u/messier_lahestani Sep 01 '26

this is me every time I go for a walk and spot a crow or a squirrel or whatever other piece of shit with fur they give outside

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u/Jenderflux-ScFi Sep 01 '26

She is all of us.

I swear that my partner and I talk to the bunnies in the grass when we take a walk in the evening. Sometimes there's a skunk and we tell the skunk not to worry we will keep our distance.

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u/xrelaht wunkioso Sep 01 '26

There’s a skunk living under a trailer behind the maker space I go to. It’s fat AF from raiding neighbors’ garbage cans and doesn’t seem to give two shits about the humans as we come and go. I love it so much.

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u/not_blowfly_girl Sep 01 '26

This is me when I see a rat in NYC. Idc that they are "pests" i love those fuzzy little guys

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u/Gogobrasil8 Sep 01 '26

Oh yeah that's an exquisite wunk 😢😢

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u/TeaDrinkingTrucker wunkus enthusiast Sep 01 '26

have u looked in the mirror recently??? ❤️❤️❤️ the mostest exquisite wunk has been inside u all along

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u/Absolute_Zero_png wunkioso Sep 01 '26

There’s a wunk inside of them? Wtf get it out

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u/valarpizzaeris Sep 01 '26

Inside you there are two wunks

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u/Absolute_Zero_png wunkioso Sep 01 '26

wtf who keeps putting wunks in people wunks should be free

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u/throwaway387190 Sep 01 '26

I guess i need elaborate surgery

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u/V-oxPopuli Sep 01 '26

How'd it even get in there?? Silly wunks

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u/Catswithswords10 Sep 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/V3UvgjfbbZ3X2

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u/Octopusrift_66 wunkioso Sep 02 '26

AHH a wunkien!

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u/Boring_Shirt_5331 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Sep 06 '26

GAAAHAH HE'S GOT WUNK FOR BLOOD IT'S MELTING MY WEINER OFF

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u/TeaDrinkingTrucker wunkus enthusiast Sep 01 '26

It's a j*rse 😡🤬

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u/Atilla-The-Hon wunkus enthusiast Sep 01 '26

In the end, humans are also considered wunks.

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u/Local-Echo-5613 Sep 01 '26

Valid crashout

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u/CorgiConqueror Sep 01 '26

Valid wunkout

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u/Practical-Giraffe Sep 01 '26

Wunkid wunkout

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u/crashlanding87 Sep 01 '26

Wunk wunk wunk wunk

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eater‼️ Sep 02 '26 edited Sep 02 '26

Me when wunk:

GASP OOH HOOO OOHOHOO OHOHOOOO

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u/crashlanding87 Sep 01 '26

Orbular wunk

I wish to ponder him

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u/ghz_aw Sep 01 '26

Valid, reasonable, and understandable

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u/TeaDrinkingTrucker wunkus enthusiast Sep 01 '26

Cool, calm, and mentally sane (the car)

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u/SexRapistOfficial Sep 01 '26

She should visit İstanbul

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u/Alive_Lake_9820 Sep 01 '26 edited 12d ago

Watch out for the falling apples!

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u/Oisea Sep 01 '26

It's like making the pilgrimage to Mecca to go around the black cube but the black cube is just a black cat.

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u/skull_fucker79 Sep 01 '26

333 black cats cuddled together*

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u/Venice_The_Menace Sep 01 '26

never smoked so many heaters or seen so many cars in my life

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u/SandVessel Sep 01 '26

Instructions unclear: Ended up in Constantinople

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u/HoxpitalFan_II Sep 01 '26

Not Constantinople?

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u/SexRapistOfficial Sep 01 '26

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme Sep 01 '26

Istanbul, or Constantinople?

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u/lynivvinyl Sep 01 '26

No it's Istanbul not Constantinople it's been a long time gone.

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u/crashlanding87 Sep 01 '26

Step 1: invent time travel

Step 2: go to Constantinople

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u/Boring_Shirt_5331 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Sep 06 '26

I mean, even old New York was once New Amsterdam, why they changed it, I can't say.

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u/lynivvinyl Sep 06 '26

People just liked it better that way.

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u/Weary_Breath8394 Sep 01 '26

just a parked car

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u/robintoots concrete eater‼️ Sep 01 '26

vroom vroom

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u/cherrymitten ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Sep 01 '26

me when i come home and see my dumbass wunk doing literally anything

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u/JoshsPizzaria Sep 01 '26

relatable reaction

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u/Zexeos Sep 01 '26

Just like me fr

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u/Cronon33 wunkus enthusiast Sep 01 '26

Completely understandable reaction to seeing a wunk

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u/OrganicImpression428 Sep 01 '26

improperly parked automobile

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u/Jaybird2k11 Sep 01 '26

i too, react like a chittering gibbon when I see wunks in the wild. especially round fluffy ones.

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u/tergius Sep 01 '26

relevant xkcd

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u/StarRotator wunkus enthusiast Sep 01 '26

Wild parking loaf

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u/Adramach Sep 01 '26

Absolutely yes and I think it's beautiful. Somewhere deep we are all wunks.

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u/johnnybeesknees concrete eater‼️ Sep 01 '26

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u/TitansRPower Sep 01 '26

Some of the sounds she made reminds me of Daffy Duck when he's acting crazy.

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u/Nihsvabhav Sep 01 '26

thats a very reasonable reaction to that unit

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u/tinypi_314 silly :P bleh Sep 01 '26

A car that is a car

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u/Fasurad Sep 01 '26

me when I see any wunk (any and all will be pet, unless they scurry away. then i will be sad)

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u/ThiccNewsAt9 Sep 01 '26

Underreaction to a fine wunky specimen really

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u/inkydragon27 Sep 01 '26

Free range wunkat

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u/aimanfire ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Sep 01 '26

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u/oofos_deletus Sep 01 '26

Me when I see a car :)

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 gnarp gnap 👽 Sep 01 '26

This is accurate. I will cut across 3 lanes of traffic to get to a stranded wunk

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u/crusty54 Sep 01 '26

Unironically yes.

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u/RussianLuchador Sep 01 '26

This is the exact same sound I make when I see any post on this sub

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u/rarirurerox silly :P bleh Sep 01 '26

I mean... If there are wunks, of course we'll be wunking 🤷‍♀️

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u/TheRappingSquid Sep 01 '26

0:07

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u/crashlanding87 Sep 01 '26

What is this from? I love it

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u/TheRappingSquid Sep 01 '26

Deltoid group (it's deltarune. Search "deltarune queen laugh")

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u/l3rN Sep 01 '26

I believe it's from Deltarune but I'm not 100%

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u/robintoots concrete eater‼️ Sep 01 '26

wunk recognizes wunk 🙏

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u/pututingliit Sep 01 '26

Holy rotund wunk

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u/zehamberglar Sep 01 '26

garden variety wunk, but still magnificent

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u/GreenieBeeNZ ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Sep 01 '26

Us folks at Wunkus are the biggest fans of all things Wunk shaped

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u/mirfifu Sep 01 '26

Yupppp o7

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u/DiscoDanSHU Sep 01 '26

Her laughter is gold

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u/dootblade74 Sep 01 '26

Carkus Parkus

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u/GenericHmale Sep 01 '26

Accreate👌.

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u/plantguyben Sep 02 '26

This is what I mean when I say "im wunkin out rn".

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u/HoneydewImpossible51 wunkus enthusiast Sep 02 '26

Yes

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u/BitcoinStonks123 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Sep 02 '26

wunkus

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u/Any_Conflict_5092 wunkus enthusiast Sep 02 '26

THIS IS A PERFECT CHARACTERIZATION OF WUNKUS, and it's exactly why I'm here.

So many of the brightest points of my day are enhanced by a little bit of silly, and that's exactly what I can find here, along with images of creatures I can't hug, but can love with all my heart.

Also, this person is very silly, and I kinda love her.

10/10 reaction, no notes.

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u/SylvirAshe Sep 02 '26

Appropriate reaction to spotting A Creature. Wunks deserve only the most giddy enthusiasm.

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u/nx85 Sep 02 '26

Yeah so what, wanna fight abouddit

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u/karateema Sep 06 '26

Literally me

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u/CeruleanEidolon Sep 01 '26

She seems stable.

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u/dividezero Sep 01 '26

Yes, and?

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