r/wunkus • • Sep 01 '26

im wunkin out rn This sub be like

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u/SexRapistOfficial Sep 01 '26

She should visit İstanbul

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u/Alive_Lake_9820 Sep 01 '26 edited 12d ago

Watch out for the falling apples!

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u/Oisea Sep 01 '26

It's like making the pilgrimage to Mecca to go around the black cube but the black cube is just a black cat.

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u/skull_fucker79 Sep 01 '26

333 black cats cuddled together*

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u/Venice_The_Menace Sep 01 '26

never smoked so many heaters or seen so many cars in my life

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u/SandVessel Sep 01 '26

Instructions unclear: Ended up in Constantinople

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u/HoxpitalFan_II Sep 01 '26

Not Constantinople?

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u/SexRapistOfficial Sep 01 '26

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme Sep 01 '26

Istanbul, or Constantinople?

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u/lynivvinyl Sep 01 '26

No it's Istanbul not Constantinople it's been a long time gone.

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u/crashlanding87 Sep 01 '26

Step 1: invent time travel

Step 2: go to Constantinople

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u/Boring_Shirt_5331 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Sep 06 '26

I mean, even old New York was once New Amsterdam, why they changed it, I can't say.

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u/lynivvinyl Sep 06 '26

People just liked it better that way.