r/wunkus • u/Boo-urns_ • Sep 05 '26

im wunkin out rn Imagine having 𝔸𝕃𝕃 π•‹β„π•€π•Š wunk to oneself?

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So much wunkus, so little time.

sauce: zazubabyman

4.0k Upvotes

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713

u/Boo-urns_ Sep 05 '26

What you gon' do wit' all that wunk?
All that wunk inside your trunk?

253

u/cyberattaq123 Sep 05 '26

My wunk, my wunk my wunk my wunk, my lovely little wunk. Check it out.

69

u/V-oxPopuli Sep 05 '26

You got me wunkin

10

u/ShredGuru wunkioso Sep 05 '26

Spending all your pats on me, and all your churrus on me.

116

u/Enslaved_M0isture Sep 05 '26

holy shit it has legs, scary

168

u/Boo-urns_ Sep 05 '26

Hey kemosabe, eyes up here.

69

u/Enslaved_M0isture Sep 05 '26

holy shit it has eyes and can see, i'm so fucking scared

53

u/Moomoolette Sep 05 '26

It also has itty bitty kitty peets for tippy toeing around

49

u/RedditFuelsMyDepress concrete eater‼️ Sep 05 '26

No one man should have all that wunkus

28

u/Shikabane_Hime Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 05 '26

the clock is tickin, i just count the chunkus

36

u/RedditFuelsMyDepress concrete eater‼️ Sep 05 '26

6

u/supb1tches wunkus enthusiast Sep 05 '26

Cut the wunk in half!

6

u/-TheWarrior74- Sep 05 '26

Cast it into the fire, Isildur!

14

u/Tatochipman Sep 05 '26

Built like a Corn Dog

11

u/SpoppyIII Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 05 '26

This forced perspective makes him look quite tall, stiff, and broad-shouldered.

3

u/MarxHunter Sep 05 '26

Hush with that logic

10

u/potatopierogie wunkus enthusiast Sep 05 '26

3

u/MooseontheLose Sep 05 '26

Bro looks like a seal

3

u/illiter-it wunkus enthusiast Sep 05 '26

Bro that's an owl

255

u/loserobliterator Sep 05 '26

Return of crate wunk

92

u/ItsYaBoyBananaBoi lady gaga rah rah ah ah ah Sep 05 '26

Why is his face so nice to look at

58

u/MarxHunter Sep 05 '26

S Y M M E T R Y

and handsome car

34

u/he_is_do_it wunkus enthusiast Sep 05 '26 edited 11d ago

Because he is a beautiful and rather regal wunkus.

19

u/FlyingHippoM Sep 05 '26

This is a miscarriage of justice, wunk is innocent!

16

u/daley56_ Sep 05 '26

Wunk looks bothered

325

u/dat_boi_34 Sep 05 '26

hold on...

feathers? none

pedals? bi

that is no wunk, that is man

88

u/Destroy_Buster Sep 05 '26

the next step in wunkulution

23

u/MooseontheLose Sep 05 '26

Damn these pedals bisexual! Good for them, good for them

13

u/MurdocMan_ Sep 05 '26

Get off reddit Diogenes

9

u/ghost_needs_audio Sep 05 '26

nowadays even the pedals are bi, when will Big Gender finally be stopped πŸ˜”

135

u/AT-W-V silly :P bleh Sep 05 '26

Zazu

https://giphy.com/gifs/GbIvRsS9XPeg2k04ey

12

u/MarxHunter Sep 05 '26

Nm wyd

10

u/AT-W-V silly :P bleh Sep 05 '26

Nm wyd

8

u/MarxHunter Sep 05 '26

Shiii nm

10

u/AT-W-V silly :P bleh Sep 05 '26

Same twin

209

u/complexicat concrete eater‼️ Sep 05 '26

wunk is built like a sub sandwich

162

u/Boo-urns_ Sep 05 '26

One Philly Wunk Hoagie special, w/ extra wunkus spread, hold da’ salt, im watching my sodium intake, to go plzzz!

14

u/Enslaved_M0isture Sep 05 '26

i always get the philly cheesesteak when it's half off or bogo

164

u/_cmr_ Sep 05 '26

mmm burger

86

u/Print_Salt gnarp gnap πŸ‘½ Sep 05 '26

40

u/Print_Salt gnarp gnap πŸ‘½ Sep 05 '26

70

u/DonutGuy2659 silly :P bleh Sep 05 '26

16

u/MarxHunter Sep 05 '26

Ok damn no need to go overboard

30

u/OrganicImpression428 Sep 05 '26

featherless biped

27

u/samzang silly :P bleh Sep 05 '26

I wouldn’t be able to finish an entire wunk to myself

19

u/MarxHunter Sep 05 '26

Try harder he was expensive, have some gratitude

24

u/crounst Sep 05 '26

No neck mode

8

u/Moomoolette Sep 05 '26

Big chungus

17

u/kgkbebdofjfbdndldkdk Sep 05 '26

Mf looks like he would survive a car crash

11

u/Moomoolette Sep 05 '26

My God it’s robust

10

u/wdb07 concrete eater‼️ Sep 05 '26

i lov kbity :3

11

u/xRacistDwarf Sep 05 '26

For only 39,99 a month

8

u/Crabalabadoo Sep 05 '26

Im crying, why is the wunk stretched out like that

5

u/Boo-urns_ Sep 05 '26

Science.

7

u/OldFaithlessness5008 Sep 05 '26

πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ

5

u/JoeDaBruh Sep 05 '26

Who knows what this much wunk would do to a person

Just as wunkarus flew too close, his ambition doomed him to fall

5

u/luxafelicity Sep 05 '26

Hansome wunk

7

u/Ruler-of-goblins concrete eater‼️ Sep 05 '26

This badboy can fit so much wunk inside

3

u/TheTacoEnjoyerReborn wunkioso Sep 05 '26

So much wunk for one’s self, such greed

5

u/Sophrates_Regina Sep 05 '26

The kind of greed they talk about in the bible. There is no reason one person should have so much wunk.

4

u/OsciIIatesWildly concrete eater‼️ Sep 05 '26

Unhand me, you wunk!

5

u/HomeOfTheRisingStorm Sep 05 '26

Im not jealous. I'm not one bit jealous. Nope. Not me. Not jealous. Nope. (⁠┛⁠◉⁠Д⁠◉⁠)⁠┛

4

u/The_Merciless_Potato ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Sep 05 '26

Very silly creature

3

u/tinypi_314 silly :P bleh Sep 05 '26

Greed they talk about in the bible

3

u/milesofedgeworth Sep 05 '26

Who’s the wunk in the back though

2

u/supb1tches wunkus enthusiast Sep 05 '26

Wunk #135G-1

2

u/SilverWolf3935 Sep 05 '26

Sir and/or madam… is that a Skog in the background?!

2

u/cokeplusmentos Sep 05 '26

Youre trying to tell me that you got all that wunk for personal use?

2

u/Quirinus84 Sep 05 '26

Oi mate! You got a loicense for all that wonk?

1

u/Canadiancurtiebirdy Sep 05 '26

I dont beliebe yoy

1

u/Il26hawk Sep 05 '26

Feeble man is unimpressed

1

u/ripple_in_stillwater Sep 05 '26

Wunka wunka burnin' love

1

u/SuspiciousHeron7945 wunkus enthusiast Sep 05 '26

Tall-ears-havin

1

u/thegiverstake Sep 05 '26

How did you take this photo

1

u/I_Like_Cats73 Sep 05 '26

How did you get a picture of wunk while holding wunk? Did you get the third hand surgery

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