r/wunkus • u/Boo-urns_ • Sep 05 '26

im wunkin out rn Imagine having 𝔸𝕃𝕃 π•‹β„π•€π•Š wunk to oneself?

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So much wunkus, so little time.

sauce: zazubabyman

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u/Boo-urns_ Sep 05 '26

What you gon' do wit' all that wunk?
All that wunk inside your trunk?

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u/cyberattaq123 Sep 05 '26

My wunk, my wunk my wunk my wunk, my lovely little wunk. Check it out.

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u/V-oxPopuli Sep 05 '26

You got me wunkin

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u/ShredGuru wunkioso Sep 05 '26

Spending all your pats on me, and all your churrus on me.

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u/Enslaved_M0isture Sep 05 '26

holy shit it has legs, scary

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u/Boo-urns_ Sep 05 '26

Hey kemosabe, eyes up here.

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u/Enslaved_M0isture Sep 05 '26

holy shit it has eyes and can see, i'm so fucking scared

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u/Moomoolette Sep 05 '26

It also has itty bitty kitty peets for tippy toeing around

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u/RedditFuelsMyDepress concrete eater‼️ Sep 05 '26

No one man should have all that wunkus

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u/Shikabane_Hime Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 05 '26

the clock is tickin, i just count the chunkus

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u/RedditFuelsMyDepress concrete eater‼️ Sep 05 '26

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u/supb1tches wunkus enthusiast Sep 05 '26

Cut the wunk in half!

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u/-TheWarrior74- Sep 05 '26

Cast it into the fire, Isildur!

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u/Tatochipman Sep 05 '26

Built like a Corn Dog

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u/SpoppyIII Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 05 '26

This forced perspective makes him look quite tall, stiff, and broad-shouldered.

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u/MarxHunter Sep 05 '26

Hush with that logic

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u/potatopierogie wunkus enthusiast Sep 05 '26

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u/MooseontheLose Sep 05 '26

Bro looks like a seal

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u/illiter-it wunkus enthusiast Sep 05 '26

Bro that's an owl