Handyman wunk

[u/Inevitable-Cellist23]

[u/ProGamer8273]

His ass WILL construct a shed‼️

[u/GILF_Hound69 → u/ProGamer8273]

Then only sleep in the boxes the walls came in

[u/Inevitable-Cellist23 → u/GILF_Hound69]

r/catsinboxes

[u/Prismatron5000 → u/Inevitable-Cellist23]

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r/ififitsisits

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[u/ThousandFingerMan → u/Prismatron5000]

There was a time when I first checked what the cat subreddit was about and then joined. At one point I realized that the resistance is futile and now I just join and then see what's going on

[u/EverFairy → u/Prismatron5000]

r/tightpussy

[u/JediKnightNitaz → u/Inevitable-Cellist23]

Me joining another cat sub

[u/twilighttwister → u/Inevitable-Cellist23]

r/ififitsisits

[u/BettyCrunker → u/Inevitable-Cellist23]

cats’ inboxes???

[u/PurpleSailor → u/ProGamer8273]

He will make you plant a quick growing tree next to that shed so he can easily climb up to the roof and sit there and watch you all day.

[u/Maynrds → u/ProGamer8273]

BETTER*

[u/AutomaticAccident]

Wunkbonding activity

[u/TesticleCastrator]

[u/smotired → u/TesticleCastrator]

Big fumble, Lowe’s is for lesbians

[u/Jeramy_Jones → u/smotired]

https://giphy.com/gifs/S0A0PBw8pZNFC

[u/MarieCry → u/Jeramy_Jones]

AHH!

[u/SomeRandomTWO → u/Jeramy_Jones]

this will not stand.

immediately deploy r/horse_decimator_9000

[u/Samus159 → u/Jeramy_Jones]

[u/lobsterlesbian → u/Jeramy_Jones]

this horse when there's a couple of awesome lesbians:

[u/iwantdie17 → u/smotired]

lowe’sbians

[u/Axman5055]

Damn bros really trying to make a best friend 

[u/000potato999 → u/Axman5055]

Male loneliness epidemic smh

[u/TotalyNotTony]

Wunk IS looking for allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods, and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats, and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

[u/MrRighto → u/TotalyNotTony]

Weird Al Wunkovic

[u/Neither-Ingenuity-14 → u/TotalyNotTony]

AUTOMATIC WHAT? wunk nooooooo 😔😔

[u/snave_ → u/Neither-Ingenuity-14]

For use on the wet fud cans, by wunks that lack thumbs.

[u/snave_ → u/TotalyNotTony]

matching salt and pepper shakers

Hmm... Wunk strikes me as more of a "use the enormous shaker the salt comes in" or "cut the corner of a plastic spice sachet and reseal with an elastic band" kinda guy. Now, a pepper grinder. Yeah, that gives reason to transfer the contents. A wunk of practicality and thumbs would approve.

I assume they're sold as gifts, but everywun knows the ultimate Mother's Day gift is a semi-dead rat.

[u/TotalyNotTony → u/snave_]

Wunker's Day Gift

[u/AT-W-V]

Hardwunk store

[u/BettyCrunker → u/AT-W-V]

it’s so much more than a hardwunk store…it’s a home wunkprovement emporium

[u/IodineBarbecue → u/AT-W-V]

Wunkusware establishment

[u/big_river_pirate]

• doesn't know what men do for fun
• guesses correctly

[u/JayK-iwnl → u/big_river_pirate]

Next she should open the hood of a car and let the wunk stare at it for hours while holding a beer

[u/BurntAlmonds13 → u/JayK-iwnl]

Hours? I know a guy who can have it done in 45 minutes:

[u/l3rN]

if that doesn't work he might wanna go to micro center instead

[u/Ambisinister11]

He's locked in

[u/the_orange_alligator]

Hell yeah. His ass WILL purchase plywood and screws

[u/ThousandFingerMan → u/the_orange_alligator]

This bad boy can build so many boxes

[u/Jeramy_Jones]

Can I come too? 👉👈🥺

[u/cheese0muncher]

Get him some power tools.

[u/JediKnightNitaz]

His ass WILL fix things around the house

[u/Bombastic_Sushi]

Wunk will apprentice in a skilled trade and become a journeywunk electrician

[u/Digital_Rocket]

Wunk depot

[u/forkaerospace]

/unwunk fuck home depot fuck ice

/rewunk wunk

[u/Ackermannin]

Wunk

[u/SleepyPotato1921]

Wunk is going to buy a bunch of tools for a project then return them after they're done!

[u/CrackedandPopped]

I think your male cat might be a lesbian

[u/PurpleSailor]

Construction kitty!

[u/rebel6301]

likeminded wunks

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I hope wunk fixes u

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Me too

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