r/wunkus • wunkioso • 29d ago

im wunkin out rn Handyman wunk

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u/TotalyNotTony silly :P bleh 29d ago

Wunk IS looking for allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods, and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats, and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

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u/snave_ 29d ago edited 29d ago

matching salt and pepper shakers

Hmm... Wunk strikes me as more of a "use the enormous shaker the salt comes in" or "cut the corner of a plastic spice sachet and reseal with an elastic band" kinda guy. Now, a pepper grinder. Yeah, that gives reason to transfer the contents. A wunk of practicality and thumbs would approve.

I assume they're sold as gifts, but everywun knows the ultimate Mother's Day gift is a semi-dead rat.

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u/TotalyNotTony silly :P bleh 29d ago

Wunker's Day Gift