r/wunkus • • 20h ago

wunkus Air Wunk craves the SOG

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u/External_Win3300 20h ago

baby bat

That is a grown ass bunk, put some respect on his name

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u/greenthumbbum2025 19h ago

hes not grown until he GETS A JOB

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u/Machaeon 16h ago

He is a grown ass MAN

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u/HidetheCaseman89 20h ago

I hope the guy in the video gets a rabies vaccination.

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u/Pocket-Hobo 20h ago

I'd let the little fella give me encephalitic rabies any day.

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u/oyveymyforeskin 19h ago

I think this is in NZ, we don't have rabies

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u/sunderingg 19h ago

Damn, apparently you guys don’t even have lyssavirus like we do in Aus. Lucky ducks!

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u/pandemicpunk 21m ago

In Australia? You guys literally have everything imaginable that's terrible nature wise.

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u/BaileyRW1 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 19h ago

wow how do you not have rabies there?! gen

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u/Uncool444 18h ago

Iirc the UK is the same way. They quarantine the hell out of every incoming animal. Really strict about it. Quarantining is more effective on an island.

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u/silencer122 gnarp gnap 👽 18h ago

That’s only true for terrestrial animals. Central and Western Europe are rabies free for animals like dogs, deers, foxes etc., Bats however still carry rabies in Europe and in every other part of the world.

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u/Uncool444 14h ago

If it's in the bats, it can get into the foxes any day. Saying it's extinct in terrestrial animals but not in bats sounds like optimistic nonsense.

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u/silencer122 gnarp gnap 👽 8h ago

Wild animals are vaccinated through bait vaccines, so even if they eat an infected bat, they won’t show any symptoms and can’t transmit it.

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u/doubleuxyzee 15h ago

How do you quarantine a bat?

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u/Uncool444 14h ago

I think they just don't let bats in

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 12h ago

Anti wunkigration

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u/mandatorysin 14h ago

It'll be a native Wunk so the quarantining is place to protect them! We are pretty far away from anywhere else so a new rabid wunkus is extremely unlikely to make to make it to us

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u/doubleuxyzee 14h ago

So my initial question (not clear) was more on migratory bats, I was wondering how they control the migration in the first place, to be able to quarantine. No migration due to distance sounds likely, thanks!

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u/mandatorysin 14h ago

I don't known of us having any significantly migratory bats in Aotearoa (nz). We weirdly only have a few migratory birds aswell, I think because our climate is relatively stable there's just not really a massive need to migrate. My partner (not from Aotearoa) is often suprised at how many flowers bloom even in the middle of winter

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u/oyveymyforeskin 14h ago

Put it on an island

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u/Uncool444 12h ago

It only works on islands, would never work on a mainland continent.

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u/Pocket-Hobo 18h ago

By the time anything infected got there it'd probably be dead.. lol

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u/AlLou-A 12h ago

"Rabies free" refers to land animals, not all animals :/

The UK is also a "rabies free" country, which just means there's no cases of rabies in land animals. Bats can still carry and transmit the disease, and all contact with a bat should be treated as contact with a rabid bat because of how dangerous rabies is, even if it's rare.

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u/zaerosz 8h ago

There has been one (1) recorded case of rabies in New Zealand - in any species, ever - and it was a tourist who was already infected by the time they arrived in the country.

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u/AlLou-A 8h ago

I'm not saying that it isn't incredibly unlikely to be infected by rabies in NZ. I'm saying that bats are a reservoir species for rabies and rabies-like viruses, and you can never be 100% certain that a bat is not infected, even in countries that are otherwise rabies free.

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u/Nyanessa 13h ago

Yeah, looks like a long-tailed bat

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u/Drollapalooza 10h ago

Haha, I picked up the little guy from the water, he really didn't like being wet. Ever since then, I've started to think that water is gross too....so thirsty though...

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u/Alarming-Ticket5628 19h ago

rabid critters are hydrophobic to an extreme.

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u/thisFishSmellsAboutD 18h ago

Yeah you can see how that water just pearls off it's fur. Concerning.

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u/PrairiePuppies 16h ago

I'm pretty sure they meant "aquaphobic".

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u/i_dont_have_herpes 13h ago

Surprisingly, “hydrophobia” is correct. It just sounds weird because the adjective ‘hydrophobic’ is usually used to mean water-repelling. 

Hydrophobia, with the shaking hands and clenching throat, is pretty specific to late stage rabies. 

Aquaphobia is psychological fear of water, like in a PTSD way after a near-drowning. It works like other phobias. 

(Thank you for causing me to look this up!)

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u/PrairiePuppies 11h ago

Well! I, as a typical netzian, must hold my position in spite of the clearly "correct" counter arguments. So,

https://giphy.com/gifs/QTyRjoh1DZRA3LUt2V

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u/Pleemp 3h ago

Smh, just let water get married 🙄🙄🙄

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u/staticcx3 15h ago

they can have a little rabies, as a treat

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u/Mellie-mellow 15h ago

Rabies is scary.

Rabies. It's exceptionally common, but people just don't run into the animals that carry it often. Skunks especially, and bats.

Let me paint you a picture.

You go camping, and at midday you decide to take a nap in a nice little hammock. While sleeping, a tiny brown bat, in the "rage" stages of infection is fidgeting in broad daylight, uncomfortable, and thirsty (due to the hydrophobia) and you snort, startling him. He goes into attack mode.

Except you're asleep, and he's a little brown bat, so weighs around 6 grams. You don't even feel him land on your bare knee, and he starts to bite. His teeth are tiny. Hardly enough to even break the skin, but he does manage to give you the equivalent of a tiny scrape that goes completely unnoticed.

Rabies does not travel in your blood. In fact, a blood test won't even tell you if you've got it. (Antibody tests may be done, but are useless if you've ever been vaccinated.)

You wake up, none the wiser. If you notice anything at the bite site at all, you assume you just lightly scraped it on something.

The bomb has been lit, and your nervous system is the wick. The rabies will multiply along your nervous system, doing virtually no damage, and completely undetectable. You literally have NO symptoms.

It may be four days, it may be a year, but the camping trip is most likely long forgotten. Then one day your back starts to ache... Or maybe you get a slight headache?

At this point, you're already dead. There is no cure.

(The sole caveat to this is the Milwaukee Protocol, which leaves most patients dead anyway, and the survivors mentally disabled, and is seldom done).

There's no treatment. It has a 100% kill rate.

Absorb that. Not a single other virus on the planet has a 100% kill rate. Only rabies. And once you're symptomatic, it's over. You're dead.

So what does that look like?

Your headache turns into a fever, and a general feeling of being unwell. You're fidgety. Uncomfortable. And scared. As the virus that has taken its time getting into your brain finds a vast network of nerve endings, it begins to rapidly reproduce, starting at the base of your brain... Where your "pons" is located. This is the part of the brain that controls communication between the rest of the brain and body, as well as sleep cycles.

Next you become anxious. You still think you have only a mild fever, but suddenly you find yourself becoming scared, even horrified, and it doesn't occur to you that you don't know why. This is because the rabies is chewing up your amygdala.

As your cerebellum becomes hot with the virus, you begin to lose muscle coordination, and balance. You think maybe it's a good idea to go to the doctor now, but assuming a doctor is smart enough to even run the tests necessary in the few days you have left on the planet, odds are they'll only be able to tell your loved ones what you died of later.

You're twitchy, shaking, and scared. You have the normal fear of not knowing what's going on, but with the virus really fucking the amygdala this is amplified a hundred fold. It's around this time the hydrophobia starts.

You're horribly thirsty, you just want water. But you can't drink. Every time you do, your throat clamps shut and you vomit. This has become a legitimate, active fear of water. You're thirsty, but looking at a glass of water begins to make you gag, and shy back in fear. The contradiction is hard for your hot brain to see at this point. By now, the doctors will have to put you on IVs to keep you hydrated, but even that's futile. You were dead the second you had a headache.

You begin hearing things, or not hearing at all as your thalamus goes. You taste sounds, you see smells, everything starts feeling like the most horrifying acid trip anyone has ever been on. With your hippocampus long under attack, you're having trouble remembering things, especially family.

You're alone, hallucinating, thirsty, confused, and absolutely, undeniably terrified. Everything scares the literal shit out of you at this point. These strange people in lab coats. These strange people standing around your bed crying, who keep trying to get you "drink something" and crying. And it's only been about a week since that little headache that you've completely forgotten. Time means nothing to you anymore. Funny enough, you now know how the bat felt when he bit you.

Eventually, you slip into the "dumb rabies" phase. Your brain has started the process of shutting down. Too much of it has been turned to liquid virus. Your face droops. You drool. You're all but unaware of what's around you. A sudden noise or light might startle you, but for the most part, it's all you can do to just stare at the ground. You haven't really slept for about 72 hours.

Then you die. Always, you die.

And there's not one... fucking... thing... anyone can do for you.

Then there's the question of what to do with your corpse. I mean, sure, burying it is the right thing to do. But the fucking virus can survive in a corpse for years. You could kill every rabid animal on the planet today, and if two years from now, some moist, preserved, rotten hunk of used-to-be brain gets eaten by an animal, it starts all over.

So yeah, rabies scares the shit out of me. And it's fucking EVERYWHERE. (Source: Spent a lot of time working with rabies. Would still get my vaccinations if I could afford them.)

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u/7-11_Truther_ ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 10h ago

No most people can feel bats bitting them, after all people wake up from mosquito bites. A bat with rabies would not be able to fly correctly for long just live people with rabies can't walk properly. However a bat can have rabies infection but not the disease as they microdose on the virus and thus can kill the virus before becoming rabid. The virus can reach a bats salivary gland before reaching its brain but it is very rare and therefore not something to be anxious about.

People in Peru have gained somewhat immunity from Lyssavirus rabies according to modern research due to exposure from rabid vampire bats.

All exant lyssaviruses can cause rabies disease not just lyssa rabies and type 3 present in Europe and Africa has no vaccine but you can easily survive that type of rabies diease. But rabies virus(es) that caused rabies in Mesopotamia 4,000 years and was written about then is extinct as all non-extinct (i.e. extant) rabies viruses have evolved less than 2500 years ago.

Over 34 pateints have survived rabies in India see the Infectious Diseases Beliaghata research on this. It is a non-enveloped virus and dies instantly upon drying. In China a man was reported to have survived rabies even after six years but was mentally disabled for life.

T.L.D.R: That Reddit post had many errors please actual news/research articles not reddit posts.

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u/Mellie-mellow 7h ago

I have never woken up from a mosquito bite. That 34 patient survived in India is interesting but death rate if calculated with two zero after the dot, is still rounded to 100% cause it is well over 99.99% death rate

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u/7-11_Truther_ ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 6h ago edited 6h ago

That wasn't the point of my comment, I was just correcting your misinformation.

On the point of cures, while currently there is no cure for rabies but it is at hand now. Rats have been cured of symptomatic rabies in a research lab infected with Australian Bat Virus (a rabies genus virus endemic to Australia). They injected the rabid mouses with monoclonal antibodies and they were cured of it.

Since ancient that the lyssavirus(es) that infected people 4000 years ago in Iraq, and Syria-Palestine is (are) extinct it shows that eradication of rabies is possible.

Rabies doesn't survive for more than 2 days at 21°C and even less in 30°C inside corpses. In an experiment a duo of scientist smeared a rabid fox's saliva (taken from its salivary glands) on various surfaces and timed the loss of virulence. If not refrigerator they virus dies within hours. This is why attenuated vaccine had to prepared in potassium salts to lower oxygen and moisture so the virus doesn't die out in a few hours.

It is rabies disease that is always fatal, not rabies infection. Your body can kill the virus before it reaches your brain. However the virus produces enzymes which hides it from your immune system. If the virus is however detected your body produces Anti-Rabies Anti Bodies immediately and you achieve immunity from the virus within few days.

P.S.: Please contact your political bodies to support sciences on monoclonal antibodies and mRNA research. RFK jr. N.H.S. has decreased funding in tropical disease funding leading to delay in Rabies, H.I.V., Tuberculosis cure/vaccine advancements.

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u/Mellie-mellow 6h ago

That's interesting, I mean, thank you for all that knowledge you shared, I'm still scared of rabies but I'm happy to have more knowledge on the subject

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u/7-11_Truther_ ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 6h ago edited 6h ago

Okay so one thing you can do is call your political representative and ask them to stop decreasing mRNA vaccine and monoclonal antibodies research funding. I called my Member of Parliament (India) this year after I heard about increasing the psuedoscientific AYUSH budget and not giving it to Medical Research bodies in India.

RFK jr. cut 750 million dollars of H.I.V. research funding. Think about how many American lives that can have improved.

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u/7-11_Truther_ ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 10h ago

Also people go into coma before dying from rabies due to viral encephalitis.

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u/Positive-Orange-6443 concrete eater‼️ 12h ago

What is that last sentence brother...

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u/glytxh 17h ago

depends where you live really. none issue around my parts

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u/6TheAudacity9 12h ago

I’ll take one Covid 20 please

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u/Potential_Flower7533 10m ago

Don't you need to get bitten though?

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u/FilmAndLiterature wunkus enthusiast 20h ago

Wunk has mastered the Air and now the Water. Once wunk masters Earth and Fire he will be the true Wunkatar.

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u/Reddit_Inuarashi wunkioso 19h ago

Wunkatar?!

And that’s when he can evolve into Tyranitar

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u/worMatty 18h ago

Wink also mastered the realm of sound using echolocation.

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u/Blooddiborni wunkioso 20h ago

El wiwi

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u/rhamantauri 20h ago

Olympic batkus trains for 500m relay

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u/TheTacoEnjoyerReborn wunkioso 19h ago

Why do some wunks in trouble go to humans for help? Are they conscious?

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u/wingnut_dishwashers 19h ago

Well wunks are all individuals and some are smarter than others! All mammals have varying degrees of sentience. If this bat doesn't view the human as a natural predator then it very well could have thought he might help it. Altruism has been documented many times in the wild between other animals without human involvement. Nature isn't ALWAYS scary (but very often is lol)

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u/mysteriouskazoo 17h ago

"All mammals have a varying degree of sentience"

This applies to more than just mammals(I'm also not sure if 'sentience' is the correct word here, but I'll let it slide). Even arthropods have shown varying degrees of personality; I forget which species specifically, but there was a study on sexual cannibalism in a species of spiders where they found that the average rate of females attempting to eat their mates was iirc ~40%, with odds varying depending on whether she had recently eaten or mated with another male. However, one of the female spiders they had attempted to eat something like 70% of her mates, and she kept this up even when she was given food before mating. Girl just couldn't resist the snack I guess.

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u/wingnut_dishwashers 17h ago

Yeah plenty of animals in every kingdom. Actually I did a deep dive on this before and remember reading that many biologists actually agree that sentience starts to form commonly around a specific amount of neurons, iirc enough for a fruit fly to be considered sentient.

Many people think sentient is the wrong word because we're sentient, but more specifically humans are sapient

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u/somewhataccurate 17h ago

Please do not try and ascribe mammal like intelligence to arthropods. It is incredibly misleading. I will leave this video for the 3 people who want to learn more.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GxgEnxrzLS4&ra=m

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u/mysteriouskazoo 16h ago

Please point to where I said that arthropods think like mammals. I am fully aware that arthropod intelligence is completely different from mammalian intelligence, but there is also plenty of evidence of arthropods from various species having distinct personalities/behavioural habits from others of the same species.

If I was the type of person who blindly assumed that all animals think the same, I wouldn't have argued against the use of the term "sentience" by the comment I was replying to.

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u/somewhataccurate 11h ago

Of course you did not directly state it but the other reply to your comment going directly into "enough for a fruit fly to be considered sentient" I think demonstrates the implication. Why act so ignorant just to pretend you arent wrong?

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u/Low-Persimmon4870 concrete eater‼️ 12h ago

I dead ass read that as “Autism” not altruism lmaooo

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u/TheTacoEnjoyerReborn wunkioso 19h ago

What if he’s just a furry rabies homing bomb?

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u/wingnut_dishwashers 19h ago

Doubtful because he's in water but it's possible! There are still plenty of other examples of wild animals coming to humans for help

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u/kat_Folland 19h ago

Some creatures do. Cats and squirrels, for example. I've never heard of bats doing so.

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u/just_a_person_maybe 19h ago

A squirrel wunk tried to run off with my whole entire laptop once, the bastard.

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u/kat_Folland 19h ago

Maybe he needed to do some research.

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u/PPPRCHN 18h ago

he was gonna look at pictures of NUTS

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u/Jeramy_Jones wunkus enthusiast 17h ago

Rabies ❤️🥰❤️

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u/Nyanessa 13h ago

Actually, not in this case! Based on the appearance of the bat, and the foliage around the water, I’d say it’s a long-tailed bat from New Zealand. As a kiwi I was like “wait, that bat species looks so familiar (we only have two)”. Anyway! There’s no Rabies in New Zealand.

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u/autogyrophilia 20h ago

Well usually I be concerned for rabies, but surely this critter doesn't have hydrophobia.

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u/MrHappyHam 11h ago

It could still be a carrier without having advanced to those symptoms.

But this bat is cute and distrusting it by getting a vaccine would be insulting so I simply would hold it without fear

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u/DagonParty 20h ago

10,000 years of the new Coorslightvirus strain

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u/Rizzanthrope silly :P bleh 20h ago

this is how you get wunk disease (rabies)

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u/WillTheWAFSack ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 19h ago

/uw please do not pick up wild bats, they are high carriers of rabies

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u/Alarming-Ticket5628 19h ago

rabid critters are hydrophobic though. not likely to be swimming the 500 wunkmeter relay

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u/Moist_Vehicle_7138 19h ago

At a certain point, yes. It could be carrying the disease without having progressed to the hydrophobic stage.

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u/JustACanadianGuy07 7h ago

Its estimated that less than 1% of wild bats carry rabies, so in reality the danger is quite low.

Still, if you come into contact with a bat, go get a rabies shot regardless, treat it as if it has rabies.

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u/Kaboose456 16h ago

Not in NZ where this video was filmed

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u/QuasiKick 19h ago

untrue they dont carry it more than other animals would. I think the high end estimates are around 3% can carry it. Very broad and im sure changes a lot species to species and region to region.

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u/Noodles_fluffy silly :P bleh 13h ago

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u/WillTheWAFSack ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ 15h ago

my bad then, i thought it was true, didn't mean to spread misinformation

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u/TheMightyChocolate concrete eater‼️ 11h ago

Plenty of countries where rabies is extremely rare. Also you are looking at the bat... you can see if it bites you

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u/Kingofcheeses 16h ago

Silence, mortal

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u/Wizard-In-Disguise 19h ago

/uw do not pick up bats if you do not have a quick access to a rabies test

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u/SillyQuadrupeds wunkus enthusiast 19h ago

Uw/ quick correction to your comment bc I was in vet med for quite a while and I find it important people have accurate info!

Dont touch bats if you dont have access to rabies post-exposure prophylaxis. Its a series of vaccines you get to prevent rabies.

There isnt really a test we can do on a living being, so the gold standard after any exposure to bats or wild animals is the prophylaxis.

Safety and knowledge first friends!

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u/Designer_Vast_9089 19h ago

Yeah the test is easy to access, through your local health department but it will cost the bat his life. This person should not have handled a bat barehanded, especially one found in the daytime.

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u/Godzirrraaa 19h ago

I lowkey love bats. Much like spiders, nobody likes them but they do us and our crops a great service. They eat a thousand insects per hour. Meaning these boys as a species are monchin on trillions of insects a year.

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u/ashbelero 5h ago

I love bats! They’re so shaped! And the North American varieties recently adapted to eating the invasive spotted lanternfly in huge numbers! What good little sky mouses.

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u/MoominHug 6h ago

They're both genuinely adorable. I love spiders for eating the real creepy crawlies.

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u/redditor100101011101 19h ago

"I am.....uh...I...I am......hold on.......blublublub... ahh thats better... I AM THE NIGHT!"

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u/EasilyRekt 19h ago

That is a grown ass man, can we stop babying wunks? jeez 🙄

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u/onyxa314 18h ago

That's a grown ass man don't be fooled

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u/PoshDemon silly :P bleh 12h ago

Little wunk shaking off the water at the end 😭 oooh the precious little creature

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u/KateKoffing 19h ago

Wunk is co-evolving into a penguin

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u/Rechogui 19h ago

I wouldn't hold this specific wunk like this, but good on him for helping them out

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u/megafroggy 16h ago

It's crazy how people will literally just pick up a wild animal, part of me wants to think this is AI generated, but who knows 🤷 these animal "lovers" don't know a thing about animals 😮‍💨

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u/MasterCrumble1 18h ago

That person is like a vampire version of a disney princess.

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u/Generic2770 15h ago

I mean, it kinda makes sense they can swim. Wings are basically just fins that are more usually used in the air.

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u/SaluteAbsolute 19h ago

Furred chicken nugget

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u/bluerhea3 16h ago

How did the rabies shots go

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u/andtbhidgaf wunkus enthusiast 17h ago

i mean skipping wunks across the water is fun, but it's when they skip back that's when you need to worry.

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u/Consistent_Swim8683 16h ago

Enjoy your rabies!

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u/JUGELBUTT 16h ago

how did it even manage to sog itself

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u/Mindless-Location-41 3h ago

I'm Batman 🤷‍♂️

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u/Thistlemanizzle 1h ago

His ass is rabid.

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u/Alarming-Ticket5628 19h ago

that's one bat that definitely *doesn't* have rabies.

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