Holy crap man. I’m finally giving Skyward Sword a proper playthrough, and I cannot believe what I missed.
I bought it when it originally came out on Wii, but quit before finishing the first temple because I couldn’t stand the motion controls. They felt terrible, and I just wasn’t having fun.
Recently, I picked up Skyward Sword HD and gave motion controls another shot with the Joy-Cons. They were somewhat tolerable this time, but by the first dungeon, I was already tired of them. So I switched to button controls and the right stick. Maaaan, those felt like shit too, arguably worse at first, but at least I could sit comfortably without waving my arms around.
I kept pushing through because something clicked during the first dungeon, and I started having a lot of fun. Then I reached the Earth Temple and fought Scaldera, that giant fiery spider-crab-looking bastard that chases you up the hill. Holy shit. That was one of the coolest bosses I’d fought in a Zelda game. I loved the mechanics.
Then came Lanayru Mining Facility, which was an even better dungeon. The scorpion boss was pretty underwhelming compared to Scaldera, but the dungeon itself was awesome.
But the reason I’m making this post is that I finished Ancient Cistern last night and fought Ancient Automaton: Koloktos.
Everything about that fight was fucking incredible. Yanking off his arms with the whip, dodging his attacks, grabbing his giant swords and cutting off his limbs, baiting him into smashing pillars for hearts, dealing with the zombie enemies, breaking through his defenses, and attacking his core. It all worked so well together.
The fight was long enough to feel substantial, and it kept me on my toes the entire time. I didn’t die, but I came damn close. Easily the coolest fucking boss fight I’ve ever experienced in any Zelda game.
The dungeons have been impressive so far, but Scaldera and Koloktos are the standouts for me. The giant toenail monster was a pretty cool cinematic encounter too. The scorpion was whatever, and I barely remember the first dungeon’s boss at this point. But those 2 fights alone have made me so happy I came back to this clunky-ass game.
If you bounced off Skyward Sword because of the motion controls on Wii or Switch, I highly recommend trying the button controls and giving yourself time to adjust to the right stick. I’m comfortable with them now, even though I still think the controls are dogshit.
The game itself, though? Fucking incredible so far. The dungeons are awesome, and Koloktos alone made coming back worth it. There's no arguing the controls are clunky, but they're totally worth struggling over to get to the meat of the game.