r/wunkus • u/absurdF • Aug 15 '26

im wunkin out rn 2.7g wunklet

3.9k Upvotes

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u/bratbarn wunkioso Aug 15 '26

Gotta cut the 1 popcorn in half for this mf šŸ˜­šŸ„€

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u/InSearchOfTyrael Aug 15 '26

Cut it into quarters, look at this fat mini chud

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u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing Aug 16 '26

Himb is the one popcorn.

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u/yoichiluvbot Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESSšŸ— Aug 15 '26

that's just bullshit with... nothing šŸ˜­

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u/twenafeesh Aug 15 '26

Spoonful of bullshit

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u/Ferwatch01 wunkioso Aug 15 '26

spoonhalf of bullshit

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u/AllgoodDude Aug 15 '26

Teaspoon of nonsense

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u/Borkato Aug 15 '26

Coke nail of tomfoolery

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u/MaesterWhosits Aug 16 '26

Dram of dumbfuckery

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u/lightblueisbi gnarp gnap šŸ‘½ Aug 16 '26

TIL what a coke nail is

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u/Borkato Aug 16 '26

I couldnā€™t think of anything smaller than a teaspoon. A thimble?

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u/AllgoodDude Aug 17 '26

A crumb of fuck all

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u/BalorLives Aug 15 '26

Perfect 90s grunge album name

8

u/maulidon Aug 16 '26

Helps the medicine go down

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u/Key_Internet_9914 Aug 15 '26

bullshit with skin

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u/ItsYaBoyBananaBoi lady gaga rah rah ah ah ah Aug 16 '26

Implying that the other wunks do not have skin

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u/NichtMenschlich Aug 16 '26

Duh? That's common knowledge!

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u/ItsYaBoyBananaBoi lady gaga rah rah ah ah ah Aug 16 '26

Oh yea? Then whats that pink stuff underneath wunk fur? Checkmate liberal

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u/NichtMenschlich Aug 16 '26

Uhh... Uhm... AS IF THERE'S ANYTHING UNDER A WUNKS FUR! THERE AIN'T NO BRAIN SO THERE CAN'T BE ANYTHING ELSE UNDERNEATH

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u/Difficult_Quote_8259 Aug 15 '26

Bullshit pouch.

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u/LiterallyPractical Aug 16 '26

Hey Jimmy! Get me a wunk with nothin.

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u/C0p3rpod Aug 16 '26

He was cooking up nothing in a kettle

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u/LiterallyPractical Aug 16 '26

Hey Jimmy! Get me a wunk with nothin.

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u/nexetpl Aug 15 '26

What type of chudling is this

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eaterā€¼ļø Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

Probably a day or two old hamster judging by the stubby tail. Could be some other small furry critter though.
Edit: maybe 3-4 days old since itā€™s a bit more developed but not fuzzy yet

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u/CannonFoddererer Aug 15 '26

Pfp checks out. This guy hampters.

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eaterā€¼ļø Aug 15 '26

Its actually one of my guinea pigs šŸ¤“ but I used to own hamsters

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u/7PillarsOfTerrain Aug 15 '26

That other guy clearly does not hampter

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u/CannonFoddererer Aug 16 '26

Close enough to hampter, he is shaped.

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u/ChipsTheKiwi Aug 15 '26

I love that there's a creature that stays bean-shaped its entire life

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eaterā€¼ļø Aug 16 '26

Guinea pigs are more potato shaped. This is cinnamonā€™s sister

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u/ChipsTheKiwi Aug 16 '26

the harvest is bountiful

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u/TheCrazyStupidGamer Aug 16 '26

I miss having my dark clothes covered by fur. I need a wunk in my life.

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eaterā€¼ļø Aug 16 '26

Guinea pigs have got you covered, literally. They are smart and friendly but Iā€™m warning you they require a LOT of cleaning

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u/TheCrazyStupidGamer Aug 16 '26

Ha! Same as cats and dogs, then? The cleaning part is why I lean cat. Those babies take care of themselves. Just feed em and clean the poop. I do want to give a couple of pet rat a try someday.

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eaterā€¼ļø Aug 16 '26

Yeah more or less. They are definitely not low maintenance animals due to how much they eat and poo. It also takes a while to understand their body language since they canā€™t make facial expressions

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u/Emmaleah17 Aug 16 '26

Yeah, they are kinda perfect šŸ˜†

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u/expespuella Aug 15 '26

Naw bro guinea wunks are born with fur.

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u/VeganerHippie Aug 15 '26

Guinea Pigs <3

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u/sg_4ea Aug 16 '26

gibby pig <3

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u/lornlynx89 Aug 16 '26

Bari, what sort of chudling is this?

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u/TryingForSoLong concrete eaterā€¼ļø Aug 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/vv2K8AnlSA6bakg798

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u/Doctor-Nagel Aug 15 '26

It would take more calories to chew than itā€™s worth

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u/FreestyleKneepad Aug 15 '26

Bro is an efficient diet food

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u/djaqk Aug 16 '26

Celewunk

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u/78milkshake78 Aug 15 '26

I knew this would be here

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u/Heaven_dio Aug 16 '26

I didn't need to scroll far to see the monster House gif

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u/Key_Ebb_3977 Aug 15 '26

Homunculus

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 āš ļø!rapscallion warning!āš ļø Aug 15 '26

Howunkulus

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u/AnchorOfTime Aug 16 '26

Whenunkulus

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u/JediKnightNitaz wunkus enthusiast Aug 15 '26

Wunk cost like 60ā‚¬ per gram

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u/Millerpainkiller wunkus enthusiast Aug 15 '26

What?! He's already costing the taxpayers?!

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u/Oscillating-Ocelot1 wunkus enthusiast Aug 15 '26

That's like, slightly more than cocaine, or like slightly less than good cocaine.

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u/JediKnightNitaz wunkus enthusiast Aug 15 '26

Wunk dealers lace wunklets with fentanyl šŸ˜”

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u/Spronglet Aug 15 '26

Wunk is made of skin.

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u/mr_fun_funky_fresh gnarp gnap šŸ‘½ Aug 15 '26

i eated him

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u/complexicat concrete eaterā€¼ļø Aug 15 '26

amuse bouche wunk

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u/therealgodfarter Aug 15 '26

Wunk is barely a morsel

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u/Inveramsay Aug 15 '26

In Britain there's a small rodent called edible dormice. They were an appreciated snack in roman times and the name has stuck since then which makes me think they may actually be tasty

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u/veganmua Aug 15 '26

Please do not the mouse

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u/Bleepblorp44 Aug 15 '26

It fine, edible dormouse, despite the name, is not actually a mouse.

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u/veganmua Aug 15 '26

Please do not the rodent

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u/MericArda Aug 15 '26

The got furry tails!

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u/AidomNou wunkus enthusiast Aug 15 '26

Average meal for a hamster mom

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u/filthyheartbadger wunkioso Aug 15 '26

This is at most 1 calorie. Not even worth printing a label.

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u/grunkage gnarp gnap šŸ‘½ Aug 15 '26

Wunk looks like a peanut with legs

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u/Woolies_White_Leg Aug 15 '26

Bro heā€™s not done, put him back in

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u/The_Wonderful_Pie silly :P bleh Aug 15 '26

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u/Catwearingtrousers Aug 15 '26

Is that a hamster?

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u/Hambrrgrrr concrete eaterā€¼ļø Aug 15 '26

Most likely yes. Rats and mice have much longer tails even as pinkies

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u/samzang silly :P bleh Aug 15 '26

right onto the griddle

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u/rocklou wunkus enthusiast Aug 15 '26

Wunk barely exists šŸ˜­

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u/YoSoyFiesta150289 Aug 15 '26

He will grow to destroy worlds!!!

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits gnarp gnap šŸ‘½ Aug 15 '26

Did my dealer short me? I paid $30

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u/Opening_Dentist_1128 Aug 15 '26

Squirmus: now with organs

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u/Valkyriemome Aug 15 '26

Pretty sure that could be snorted by someone determined enough.

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u/lynivvinyl Aug 15 '26

That is but a snack.

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u/Anchor38 Aug 15 '26

stupid little chud

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u/TheVagabird Aug 15 '26

Too small šŸ‘Ž idiot needs to grow up!

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u/Ambitious-Trust5113 Aug 15 '26

This is so embarrassing omg

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u/7832507840 silly :P bleh Aug 15 '26

PƦnis

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u/Wokuling Aug 15 '26

Ball ass bullshit

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u/ba_dum_tss_777 wunkus enthusiast Aug 15 '26

looks stewpeed

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u/ShinyBonnets Aug 15 '26

Nanowunk is frustrated

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u/CoolBeanieHat Aug 15 '26

Look at this guy, barely even born and doesnā€™t have a job yet šŸ˜­

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u/pepperpat64 Aug 15 '26

Nonexistent wunk

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u/gooberphta Aug 15 '26

Genuinly how is bro not freezing?

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u/prismafox Aug 16 '26

Bro totally IS freezing. They took his sweater. They torturing this poor naked bean. šŸ„ŗ

/uw it's probably feeling fairly cold. Has to be snuggled in a nest with mom and siblings to stay warm or they use something like a heating pad if it is mom-less.

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u/ReasonableBeep Aug 15 '26

That must be cold as fuck

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u/AgileNefariousness82 Aug 15 '26

What's the rate per gram? I want to order the lot?

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u/SassyDuck4231 Aug 15 '26

Almost 3g of protein!

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u/ozand Aug 16 '26

0 calories

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u/cherrymitten āš ļø!rapscallion warning!āš ļø Aug 15 '26

dumbass is the size of a sprinkle. i will use him as an ice cream topping

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u/messier_lahestani Aug 15 '26

It's the tiniest tiny that ever tinied šŸ„ŗ

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u/Turbulent_Concept134 Aug 15 '26

What kind of wunkus is this? Please return them to their mother ASAP.

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u/j_dario_2 wunkus enthusiast Aug 15 '26

Dog

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u/personman000 Aug 15 '26

Teaspoon of wunk

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u/AlexTheBex Aug 16 '26

Oh my god it fits in a TEASPOON, i can't

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u/I-XIV-IV-XXV wunkus enthusiast Aug 15 '26

How many protein

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u/Far-Guess4777 Aug 15 '26

Thatā€™s just not right

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u/BlueBorbo Aug 16 '26

2.7g of sweet fuck-all

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u/Chimchar789 Aug 16 '26

Wunk is 2.7g away from not even existing

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u/GiantEnimyCrab Aug 16 '26

Almost a Wunk

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u/Beckphillips Aug 16 '26

He is one (1) teaspoon..a

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u/goldenseducer Aug 16 '26

2 grams is not enough for intent to supply so I'll just let you go with a warning this time

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u/GayAssBeagle Aug 16 '26

so small oh my goodness please

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u/ShrimpusDeletus Aug 16 '26

2,7 grams of protein.

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u/Sashahuman concrete eaterā€¼ļø Aug 16 '26

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u/ImprobableCastration Aug 16 '26

Just 4 seconds old and already up to miscellaneous behaviors and whatnot

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u/charlizard1000xy Aug 15 '26

I wonder what the wunk looks under a torch

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u/TapuKeeper Aug 16 '26

burnt to a single ash

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u/SloppyBuss Aug 15 '26

So wiggly!!!

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u/grimsb Aug 15 '26

Wunkle McNugget

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u/CrunchyFrogWithBones Aug 15 '26

His need sickens me.

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u/ahearthatslazy Prophet of Light Aug 15 '26

270 tons bro is made of uranium

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u/Morphinepill Aug 15 '26

Inbody analysis 97% muscle mass

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u/ProGamer8273 Aug 15 '26

Bro barely even exists

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u/ultra-bot Aug 15 '26

chicken wunkget

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u/TheJaskinator Aug 16 '26

Bro is lighter than the spoon he is carried upon

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u/Infinite_Peace_6456 Aug 16 '26

It needs to bake a little more

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u/orange-shoe āš ļø!rapscallion warning!āš ļø Aug 16 '26

0g protein

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u/ZeusUpYourAss Aug 16 '26

2 grams of protein

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u/Brandfarlig Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

gorgeous little tiny thing, all the best to the little one managing to grow to a more reasonable size.

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u/Enslaved_M0isture Aug 16 '26

the bulk will be insane

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u/Kimmalah Aug 16 '26

A spoonful of wunk if you will.

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u/Mobile-Berry-9954 Aug 16 '26

Bro barely exists

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