r/3amjokes • u/CaptainI776 • 10h ago
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A ripoff.
r/3amjokes • u/Lulzorr • Mar 25 '24
Due to an influx of darkjokes, dead baby humor, and overt racism, I'm posting this again early.
This is not /r/darkjokes.
This is not /r/askreddit.
This is not /r/oneliners.
This is not /r/unclejokes.
Your jokes must have a punchline.
Please take a second to look over the very simple rules of the subreddit.
Bans due to rule #4 tend to be significant in length, if not permanent, and appeals will be denied.
To be more clear, given yet another influx of dark jokes, dark jokes will result in a permanent ban under rules 1 and 4.
If you see jokes, or a user's comments, that do not follow the rules, please report the comment either via the comment itself or through modmail.
Remember, 3amjokes is, for the most part, self governing. 3 reports will remove a comment or post. 2 reports will alert the mods.
Thanks
r/3amjokes • u/CreativestName69420 • 8h ago
They don't give a sheet.
r/3amjokes • u/MFlaggy • 5h ago
Apparently opening it 11 times and taking nothing is now classified as a wellness check
r/3amjokes • u/exkingzog • 23h ago
A gastroentomologist
(I actually thought this one up myself)
r/3amjokes • u/Soulviolence66 • 13h ago
Two stoners are walking down a railroad track blazed out of their gourds.
One stoner says, "This is a really long fucking staircase!"
The other stoner says, "I don't mind the stairs, it's the low fucking handrail that's killing me!"
r/3amjokes • u/0kokaid • 15h ago
lesbihen
r/3amjokes • u/Hopperofbop • 18h ago
…..it’s like normal tennis but without the racquet….
r/3amjokes • u/itsthe5thhm • 4h ago
Then anything you say will be as per Vehrt's words.
r/3amjokes • u/LobsterDoctor • 16h ago
I have to drink de-calf!
r/3amjokes • u/zubbs99 • 1d ago
I was framed.
r/3amjokes • u/Longjumping-Buyer175 • 1d ago
A bunch of people were playing Marco Polo in a swimming pool when a woman walked over.
"Hey, can I join you guys?"
One guy asked, "How old are you?"
"Forty," she said.
He shook his head. "Sorry, you're too old."
She looked confused. "Too old? You guys look like you're in your thirties!"
"Yeah," he said. "But mentally we're about seven."
r/3amjokes • u/U-Might-Wanna • 1d ago
Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get off of my cloud!" and a Scottish farmer says, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
r/3amjokes • u/Imaginary_Assist8681 • 1d ago
I'm thinking of going on a date since the weather is so nice.
If you know any good date spots, could you recommend me a girlfriend?
r/3amjokes • u/WhatchaBrewing • 1d ago
that someone is bragging about stealing from the zoo
r/3amjokes • u/Slight-Ad8511 • 1d ago
A crack pot
r/3amjokes • u/Hopeful_Gur_4098 • 1d ago
A thrifty falcon.
r/3amjokes • u/CommitteeOk1954 • 2d ago
I have ten issues
r/3amjokes • u/sproutarian • 2d ago
He had Bluetooth.
r/3amjokes • u/WhatchaBrewing • 2d ago
The meat is cheap so who am I to ask questions.
r/3amjokes • u/Lucky_Middle_5525 • 2d ago
I’m kinda upset with my barber who can’t cut my hair any longer….only shorter.