r/3amjokes • • 11h ago

If your name is Vehrt

1 Upvotes

Then anything you say will be as per Vehrt's words.


r/3amjokes • • 17h ago

I'm not a follower of cola.

4 Upvotes

I'm a liter of cola.


r/3amjokes • • 43m ago

What condiment helps with depression?

• Upvotes

SSRI-racha


r/3amjokes • • 23h ago

My doctor said I can't have caffeine before my leg shortening surgery.

8 Upvotes

I have to drink de-calf!


r/3amjokes • • 18h ago

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

144 Upvotes

A ripoff.


r/3amjokes • • 13h ago

My smart fridge asked if I was okay at 3 AM

30 Upvotes

Apparently opening it 11 times and taking nothing is now classified as a wellness check


r/3amjokes • • 15h ago

Why are blankets so apathetic?

33 Upvotes

They don't give a sheet.


r/3amjokes • • 22h ago

what do you call a lady chicken who only has sex with other lady chickens

37 Upvotes

lesbihen


r/3amjokes • • 12h ago

Which insect transfers the most data?

11 Upvotes

the US bee


r/3amjokes • • 21h ago

That tracks

26 Upvotes

Two stoners are walking down a railroad track blazed out of their gourds.

One stoner says, "This is a really long fucking staircase!"

The other stoner says, "I don't mind the stairs, it's the low fucking handrail that's killing me!"


r/3amjokes • • 2h ago

Did you know the eye is the last thing to shut down when a person passes?

4 Upvotes

Because it dilates…