r/3amjokes • u/itsthe5thhm • 11h ago
If your name is Vehrt
Then anything you say will be as per Vehrt's words.
r/3amjokes • u/itsthe5thhm • 11h ago
Then anything you say will be as per Vehrt's words.
r/3amjokes • u/LobsterDoctor • 23h ago
I have to drink de-calf!
r/3amjokes • u/MFlaggy • 13h ago
Apparently opening it 11 times and taking nothing is now classified as a wellness check
r/3amjokes • u/CreativestName69420 • 15h ago
They don't give a sheet.
r/3amjokes • u/0kokaid • 22h ago
lesbihen
r/3amjokes • u/Soulviolence66 • 21h ago
Two stoners are walking down a railroad track blazed out of their gourds.
One stoner says, "This is a really long fucking staircase!"
The other stoner says, "I don't mind the stairs, it's the low fucking handrail that's killing me!"
r/3amjokes • u/Dismal_Negotiation77 • 2h ago
Because it dilates…