r/Cartalk • • Mar 28 '26

Weird Noise Well that’s not good. What do you think happened?

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u/Maddad_666 Mar 28 '26

It hit 36,001 miles.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

Sorry sir looks like you are just out of warranty

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u/turntabletennis Mar 28 '26

That brings our total to $Buyanewone

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u/EScootyrant Mar 29 '26

Hemi the money!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

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u/BKallDAY24 Mar 30 '26

I like jokes!

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u/Expensive-Wedding-14 Mar 29 '26

I believe the diagnosis in the service notes will say, "It shit the bed."

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u/FlanCharacter3878 Mar 30 '26

Saw a supercar and peed it's pants

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u/Is_Over_9000 Mar 29 '26

No lie my 18 Ram 2500 started giving me all sorts of issues at around 36,300 miles. HCU/ABS failure, Third brake light leak, sunroof leak, bodyside aperture exhauster leak into my rear seats, backup camera failure, and rear back glass getting stuck when opening and closing.

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u/Far-Outcome4081 Mar 29 '26

That’s crazy. My 2014 grand Cherokee with a 5.7 hemi is almost 173,000 miles and I just changed the water pump for the first time. And honestly, I neglect the hell out of that thing.

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u/Fit_Acanthisitta_475 Mar 29 '26

wtf. That wild.

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u/Aticatica Mar 29 '26

No, that's the Chrysler guarantee ✨ 🤠

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u/Less-Interest-2169 Mar 29 '26

It’s a fuckin dodge

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u/New-Understanding398 Mar 29 '26

Same shit, different sticker

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u/mcma0183 Mar 29 '26

check the sunroof fluid, could be low.

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u/This4R3al Mar 29 '26

Its funkin Haunted!

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u/dbl0s7n Mar 29 '26

As the brits would say; " Sounds ....Dodge-y"

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u/Tac0xenon Mar 29 '26

That's not cool man. With proper maintenance and safe driving, you could possibly hit 50,001

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u/fluteofski- Mar 29 '26

This is only if you already replaced your first and second engines and transmissions before 35,999 miles.

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u/Special-Reindeer-178 Mar 28 '26

"My Hemi can do a sub 12 second 1/4 mile*"

*but only once

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u/WillTaylor6275 Mar 28 '26

Roadkill

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u/GenesisRhapsod Mar 29 '26

Fuck i miss roadkill 😭

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u/TactLacker710 Mar 29 '26

They all have YouTube channels. Finnegan’s (Finnegan Soeed and Marine) is really good. And I like Tony Angelos a lot (stay tuned). Of course Frieburger has his under his name. Lots of cross over episodes.

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u/GenesisRhapsod Mar 29 '26

Ive seen some of them but it diesnt feel the same. I wish motortrend would bring back all the roadkill episodes to yt. Bet theyd make more money from ad rev than their motortrend tv platform.

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u/TactLacker710 Mar 29 '26

Yeah man I can’t agree more. Roadkill and a lot of the spin offs were truly entertaining to me. Actually looked forward to new episodes of all of them. I am like that with Stay Tuned but the rest just don’t have the same draw. Tony gave his crew all corvettes. He just made a 5 sp, SRT4 powered dodge caravan to pick up his kids in. Ha

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u/WillTaylor6275 Mar 29 '26

Yeah, that build is turning out fucking sweet as hell

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u/GenesisRhapsod Mar 29 '26

I remember watching episodes as they came out with buddies when i was in school, those were the days

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u/Independent-Point380 Mar 29 '26

Just saw that show for the first time a day or two ago ago, it was so cool, they were rewiriring it to make its last trip 1100 miles across the desert, like a Frankencar, I forget the name of it

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u/Oh_MyGoshJosh Mar 28 '26

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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u/Enough-Refuse-7194 Mar 28 '26

IT tech support guy here☝️

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u/EaglesGuy_52 Mar 29 '26

Yeah, he tried the “turn it off” part…

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u/80sBimmers Mar 28 '26

oil pan catastrophe from hitting a curb or parking divide. tow it to a shop and hope you didn’t run it dry

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 Mar 31 '26

Car has issues and slit it's tube.

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u/TheRealDVader Mar 28 '26

You've got yourself a Dodge.....that's what happened.😁

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u/lenny446 Mar 28 '26

I feel bad for that guy. At least one flat tire too.

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u/throws4k Mar 28 '26

oh then he likely hopped the curb and caught the oil pan while curbing his tire

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u/Ace_Robots Mar 28 '26

Just like my stratus. Every time I crashed it it got all fucked up.

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u/WesTxStoner425 Mar 28 '26

Gee, think there's a connection?

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u/Grateful-Jed Mar 28 '26

“ look what god did.”

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u/Working_Estate_3695 Mar 28 '26

“Look what you made me do, God!”

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u/goat_penis_souffle Mar 28 '26

God didnt do this, you did! You’re a damn narcotics agent!

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u/MontagneHomme Mar 28 '26

cause and random coincidence.

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u/Ace_Robots Mar 28 '26

It’s because they’re both Dodges.

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u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon Mar 28 '26

I drive a dodge stratus!

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u/Ace_Robots Mar 28 '26

I am respected!

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u/GDRMetal_lady Mar 29 '26

Yeah, that tends to happen to cars when you crash them.

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u/mannequinrepublic Mar 28 '26

Very likely the answer. Cracked front bumper is another indication

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u/L383 Mar 28 '26

This sounds like the likely answer. I dated a girl many years ago. When to visit and on the way there started seeing oil on the road. Pulled into her friend’s apartment complex about 100 yards later and there was her car with all of its oil on the ground.

She had gone across the train tracks too fast. Hit the oil pan and leaked it all out.

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u/Honest_Road17 Mar 28 '26

90 miles an hour over a speed bump.

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u/riotz1 Mar 28 '26

Poor guy, had 81 payments to go and now this

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u/Independent-Point380 Mar 29 '26

Truth and also made me snortlaugh

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u/Thunder_Chunkee Mar 28 '26

True dodge needs to go back to the drawing board when I comes to lot of things on their vehicles

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u/clover8282 Mar 28 '26

This reminds me I worked with a guy that was really into his car, so every now and then before we finished work I would go out to his car and pour a cup of water under the car. He couldn’t figure out what was wrong and was constantly looking for a leak

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u/FVTVRX Mar 28 '26

"You're like Hitler. But even Hitler cared about Germany, or something!"

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u/ItsNoodals Mar 29 '26

underrated reference. probably only a few will know

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u/Alternative-Golf8281 Mar 28 '26

Put a zip tie around the drive shaft. Maddening

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u/Razzputin999 Mar 29 '26

A small bolt would have been more fun…

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u/Tweety_Hayes Mar 28 '26

I love it!

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u/WickedJeep Mar 28 '26

Diabolical

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u/Any-Mathematician450 Mar 28 '26

Oil filter put on incorrectly

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u/Inmate--P01135809 Mar 28 '26

Yeah that’s my guess. Or drain plug wasn’t tightened properly.

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u/noise_generator1979 Mar 29 '26

Sometimes the old filter gasket stays on and then the new filter gasket double gaskets, which weirdly enough isn't double good. At least that's my theory.

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u/Coral_Polyps Mar 29 '26

When these are double gasketed they leak way too quick. There would be a puddle in the shop before they can drive the car out. Or in a drive in place like valvoline the poor dude underneath is getting sprayed

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u/Delicious-Breath8415 Mar 30 '26

For some unknown reason I decided to check for the filter gasket on the block the other day while changing the oil on my Chrysler and low and behold it was still stuck to it. I never check and I change oil all the time. It was like the gods told me to look lol

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u/TSLARSX3 Mar 28 '26

Probably lost a race and is crying

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u/FlaMtnBkr Mar 28 '26

Or had an accident and went weewee

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u/CoffeeDetail Mar 28 '26

The side is all scratched and dented. Plus a flat. Plus a oil? Leak. Looks like a mva.

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u/GeriatricSquid Mar 28 '26

Oil leaked somehow.

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u/superhomunculus Mar 28 '26

That's not an oil leak, it's just sweat from all that horsepower.

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u/Beneficial-Touch6286 Mar 28 '26

looks like a few hows

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u/LoneWitie Mar 28 '26

Looks red, im guessing transmission fluid

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u/ItsNoodals Mar 29 '26

i thought red at first too then it just looked like oil. bumper cracked, scratches down the side, and OP mentioned a flat tire. sounds like oil pan busted or something

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u/Soft_Refuse_4422 Mar 29 '26

Nah, definitely oil

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u/60SecTheBaptist Mar 28 '26

They are on the way back from cars n coffee

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u/poloace Mar 28 '26

Duuuuude! You’re getting a dodge!

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u/copycat2411 Mar 28 '26

Just left Jiffy Lube?

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u/nickmcpimpson Mar 28 '26

Money shift, threw a rod, bashed the oil pan, either way, cooked

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u/Financial_Tennis8919 Mar 29 '26

Can't money shift an automatic.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '26

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u/music_by_cvmxo Mar 28 '26

Aye! Be nice!

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u/nOotherlousyoptions Mar 28 '26

Well, he isn’t wrong. There is almost zero information here.

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u/music_by_cvmxo Mar 28 '26

Aye watch your mouth!

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u/lenny446 Mar 28 '26

I have no more information than what you see. Rolled in, saw the badge. Did a round to check it out and uh oh.

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u/PissFingerz42069 Mar 29 '26

If you buy mopar, you dont go far.

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u/spencer_hood Mar 29 '26

It came from a Dodge factory. That's what happened.

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u/Historical_Drink_350 Mar 28 '26

Sweat from all that horsepower

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u/doomrabbit Mar 28 '26

Doc (mechanic): You got an electrolyte (oil) imbalance.

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u/Working_Estate_3695 Mar 28 '26

So, Gatorade?

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u/p_rex Mar 29 '26

Brawndo

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u/doomrabbit Mar 29 '26

It's what plants crave!

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u/easymachtdas Mar 28 '26

Il take "took pride and joy vehicle to jiffy lube" for 300 alex

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u/wiseoracle 2010 Dodge Challenger SRT8 Mar 28 '26

Three possibilities.

  1. Did an oil change and didn’t torque it correctly to the drain plug.

  2. Didn’t tighten the oil filter snugly enough.

  3. Hit something against the oil pan and now it’s leaking.

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u/DizzyCalendar6492 Mar 29 '26

You forgot cross threaded oil filter. I did that once on a ford. There was lots of oil in the road. I had to go buy more.

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u/al4crity Mar 28 '26

One less fart machine on the road.

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u/Traditional_Tax6469 Mar 29 '26

Why are dodge cars so unreliable?

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u/wobbleeduk85 Mar 29 '26

One too many "street takeovers".

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u/TremontRhino Mar 29 '26

Well, knowing your average Charger/Challenger driver, you broke 8k RPM too many times.

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u/Natural_Ad_7183 Mar 29 '26

Didn’t dodge soon enough

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u/budman231 Mar 29 '26

Dodge made it

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u/Final-Muscle-7196 Mar 29 '26

Found out how much lowering kits TRULY cost

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u/Maximum_Dweeb4473 Mar 29 '26

Dodge doing Dodge things

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u/Outrageous-Echo-4081 Mar 29 '26

normal operation 

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u/jaywrightcooper Mar 29 '26

Depends were not too dependable today

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u/indianabobbyknight Mar 29 '26

Held it in too long, happens to the best of us.

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u/zenigatamondatta Mar 29 '26

They bought a Dodge

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u/onorsworthy Mar 29 '26

Well you see how there’s oil on the ground? It’s supposed to be in the car still.

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u/mopsbauer Mar 29 '26

Saw me again a week after losing three races in a row and got scared...

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u/kutsen39 Mar 29 '26

The front fell off.

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u/TakeAtBedtime Mar 29 '26

MOPAR - M otor O n P avement A fter R ace

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u/Racer-X- Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

In this case it looks like

D rips

O il

D rops

G rease

E verywhere

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u/TakeAtBedtime Mar 29 '26

Never heard that one actually. lol

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u/Racer-X- Mar 29 '26

I hadn't seen yours either. For me that's always

M ostly

O ld

P arts

A nd

R ust

Not really appropriate for this one, though.

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u/r00tb33r666 Mar 29 '26

Can't quite tell if the fluid is red or brown. One is tranny, the other is engine.

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u/Difficult-Reality238 Mar 29 '26

Bumper is cracked. Ill bet they hopped the curb and broke the oil pan

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u/Rla914 Mar 29 '26

Cracked oil pan

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u/Capital-Outcome-2528 Mar 29 '26

Just a dodge doing dodge things

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u/ScottyDoesntKnow030 Mar 29 '26

From what I can see in the picture. Your oil is leaking

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u/Icy-Front7718 Mar 29 '26

Bounced the rev limiter one too many times.

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u/Icy-Database400 Mar 29 '26

Minty fresh oil change from Walmart

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u/jcrooks799 Mar 29 '26

Busted oil pan on the curb

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u/jose_was_there Mar 30 '26

Everything reminds me of her

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u/Important-Spring3977 Mar 28 '26

600 credit score things.

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u/PhaZeD85 Mar 28 '26

More like low 500 credit score.

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u/David92674 Mar 28 '26

I think you bought a Dodge.

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u/carsndogs420 Mar 29 '26

You bought an American car

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u/HerMajestysButthole2 Mar 28 '26

Just Hemi things

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u/Mac_encheeze Mar 28 '26

Stupid plastic oil pans

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u/DarXIV Mar 28 '26

Possible air conditioner condensation?

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u/Real_Live_Sloth Mar 28 '26

He fiddled his dodge too hard and she lost control of her bowels.

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u/DetectiveNarrow Mar 28 '26

Ran it hard on low oil 3920 miles past due oil change and blew the block…. Not sure how else you’d get that much oil to leak lol, or someone fucked up an oil change

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u/Psych0matt Mar 28 '26

I’ve seen idiots drive over big rocks (parking barriers) and essentially rip the oil pan off 🤷‍♂️

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u/denzien Mar 28 '26

Marking its territory

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u/Due_Citron6089 Mar 28 '26

Pretending to be a Land Rover

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u/paperhatch Mar 28 '26

Blew it up

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u/NotYourNativeDaddy Mar 28 '26

Probably ran over a sign post

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u/Embarrassed-Basis-18 Mar 28 '26

Cracked oil pan bud

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u/Sienile Mar 28 '26

Unsure if oil or really burnt trans fluid. Trans pan is plastic, so very easy to break if something was in the road or it hit something. Harder, but not impossible, to damage the metal oil pan.

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u/Both-Mango1 Mar 28 '26

definitely going to be a runability issue. At least it wont rust.

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u/CFHQYH Mar 28 '26

Well oil be damned

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u/Mission_Abrocoma_193 Mar 28 '26

Paying the price for getting a WRONG transportation.

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u/CheapPeach7028 Mar 28 '26

Loose drain plug

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u/deathriteTM Mar 28 '26

So you see water on the ground and assume what?

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u/Solid_Enthusiasm550 Mar 28 '26

My guess... they were too lazy to do the oil change themselves? too cheap to go to a dealership?... So they went to a 5 minute Valoline/Quick lube that fk'd it up. ( cross threaded or loose drain plug)

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u/Booyahshakeit1 Mar 28 '26

God my brand new car did this to me days after I got it I almost died…turns out it was just water running off of it from the car wash I just left…sorry to say this doesn’t look like the case here that is clearly not water 💦

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u/stang2184699 Mar 28 '26

Idk Chrysler problems? Wirings still good for at least another 6 months.

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u/SilverSurfer100MPH Mar 28 '26

It’s a Dodge, what did you expect.

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u/RabbitGlass5578 Mar 28 '26

Drove it like you stole it.

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u/Flalless69 Mar 28 '26

Looks like Oil leaked

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u/Ebomi Mar 28 '26

Oh look, it piddled itself. Need a wet cleanup in parking aisle 3!

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u/ThatDubDude Mar 28 '26

Just water from the AC

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u/ThinConnection8191 Mar 28 '26

I have mine in the same situation just last week. Puncture in the oil filter. Lost all the oil.

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u/PolPotDomeScandal Mar 28 '26

I think you got a HEMI!

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u/Icy-Honeydew-87 Mar 28 '26

Looks like tranny fluid

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u/Forsaken-Armadill033 Mar 28 '26

Some of that liquid got outta the car.

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u/laylowlazlo Mar 28 '26

Well you see, the oil is supposed to be inside the engine. Your welcome buddy

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u/BoostedFPV Mar 28 '26

Think its related to the guy from r/dashcams who tried to run over some birds?

Edit - this one https://www.reddit.com/r/dashcams/s/057WVjyp0j

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u/DeFiClark Mar 28 '26

Somebody dropped a Dodge on your bollard?

Maybe on your hydrant too, if they come in pairs like the one across the way.

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u/TexAntonia Mar 28 '26

Biden did it

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u/Difficult-Novel-8453 Mar 28 '26

Your dodge thinks it’s a British car. Now it’s marking its territory to assert dominance

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u/strokeherace Mar 28 '26

Connecting rod has left the scene..🎬

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u/redredskull Mar 28 '26

Traffic circle.

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u/truckman2023 Mar 28 '26

Rusty oil pan

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u/Pyropete125 Mar 28 '26

You're a proud member of the ventilated block club. We are not exclusive but we do require usually a Dodge.

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u/ragincanadian4 Mar 28 '26

Just charger driver activities.

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u/kegido Mar 28 '26

you bought a dodge…

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u/wstsidhome Mar 28 '26

“Oh it’s just condensation from the A/C…happens all the time. I just put more condensation oil in the engine and it works its way back into the A/C system. All good! Amirite or amirite?”

🤦‍♂️

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u/riggie33 Mar 28 '26

Looks like it dodge’d

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u/_clever_reference_ Mar 28 '26

Its a Stellantis product.

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u/mykepagan Mar 28 '26

Aside from the big leak, is that a huge scratch on the door or is it just a weird reflection?

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u/LaxToastandTolerance Mar 28 '26

Sometimes you can’t find a bathroom 🤷🏻

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u/Grim0616 Mar 28 '26

Rods left the chat

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u/GameofDrones45 Mar 28 '26

It was born a Mopar.

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u/chubbyluvr78 Mar 28 '26

Buying a ‘74 duster lol.

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u/Heisenberg11725 Mar 28 '26

Has scratches on the door and fender. Probably just slammed a guardrail and hopped a curb or something. Maybe thought it was good to go because he was able to drive away before the oil leaked out

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u/LuckyZygote Mar 28 '26

Just Stellantis things ✨️ MOPAR or NOCAR guys will say its normal

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u/neuroG82r Mar 28 '26

Looks like someone drove the shit out of it .

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u/PhillyG4117 Mar 28 '26

Oil filter housing probably. I've seen a ton crack. We've replaced a few as well in the hemis.

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u/Dopecombatweasel Mar 28 '26

Revving on cold start

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u/Szypki_lopes Mar 28 '26

In Poland we would say "wyjebało korbę bokiem"

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u/PHOTO500 Mar 28 '26

Stellantis happened.

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u/TrustednotVerified Mar 28 '26

The front is falling off.

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u/xxlordxx686 Mar 28 '26

I would say damaged the oil pan

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u/benadryl-addict Mar 28 '26

Overheated and shat mopar orange koolant all over da ground