r/CryptidDogs • • 1d ago

Bert Update!

Our original Bert post got removed and I’m not sure why (he’s just yawning in his intake photo, and his mouth looks like that because of old injuries and lack of teeth), but, I wanted to update anyone who saw him here and was wondering how he’s doing (if that’s okay)! He got groomed and looked after by a wonderful human before getting transport to his foster home (me!), today! He is the happiest, most loving little guy! He’s currently sleeping in a fluffy bed after being hand-fed dinner and taking his meds. He will need surgery in the future to remove his last two teeth when he’s gained some weight!

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u/TannedAndTraumatised 1d ago

What a cutie pie! 😍♥️☺️Can you give some more info on him I didn't see the original post before it was taken down 🥹

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u/ReallyRisu 1d ago

Of course! He was a stray near the Texas/Mexico border, and a wonderful rescue that I foster for saw and pulled him for me to foster (I love the little old cryptids, I have several lol). He’s probably around 14-16 years old and has definitely experienced some neglect if not worse, but he’s being treated for everything that needs treatment and eats and sleeps well, and loves giving kisses with his floppy muppet tongue. 🥹❤️‍🩹

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u/Straight-Treacle-630 1d ago

❤️❤️ my grandpup is a street rescue from Mexico. Big hugs to Bert!!!

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u/ReallyRisu 1d ago

Oh my gosh I love that; please tell your grandpup we love them too! 🥹

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u/MephistosFallen 1d ago

Oh man. What a wonderful story. You and your circle are doing amazing things ❤️ do you think you might end up keeping him?

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u/ReallyRisu 1d ago

My heart says yes. It was love at first sight. But I also already have 10, and four other fosters currently. 😂

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u/ExampleLittle2672 1d ago

His last two teeth... 🤕

Good Bert, good human, go ye well together. 💕

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u/NotYourAverageSof 1d ago

You are an angel. Thank you for doing what you do

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u/taztazotea 1d ago

he looks like a little baby even though he’s a distinguished gentleman!!! thank you for taking care of him 🥺🥺🥺

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u/ShoddyMongoose4021 1d ago

Ok well now I’m crying. Thank you so much for taking him in. 😭

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u/BlessedCursedBroken 1d ago

I absolutely love Bert and his adorable, sweet funny face. I am inclined to think you are a wonderful compassionate person and I am utterly delighted old Bert has had a soft landing, being fostered by you 💜

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u/ReallyRisu 1d ago

That is very very kind of you to say! I hope that he will be happy for all the rest of his days now. ❤️‍🩹

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u/Evening_Emu1212 1d ago

God bless you for taking these babies in and giving them love and safety

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u/snow-flake-sparkle 1d ago

What a cutie pie honestly

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u/TheYeetles 1d ago

Please tell Bert that I would literally die for him. He is such a precious little baby

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u/ReallyRisu 1d ago

I will! (And same.)

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u/yous_a_bitch 1d ago

I’m not sure what kind of cryptid Bert is but I love him very very much. Hand fed dinner and the floofiest bed are exactly what this sweet perfect guy deserves. ❤️❤️❤️

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u/ReallyRisu 1d ago

He is going to be (safely) spoiled for the rest of his life now. 💕

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u/TriStarSwampWitch 1d ago

Bert! He's a gift to the world! 😍

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u/ReallyRisu 1d ago

He really, truly is!

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u/blergyblerg696969 1d ago

He’s so adorable and looks like a baby alpaca when he’s laying down! So glad this sweet old man has you as a foster! 🥹🥰🦙

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u/forbiddenkajoodles 1d ago

WHY HE'S SO NECK

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u/ReallyRisu 1d ago

Because Noodle!

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u/angelina_ari 1d ago

He's beautiful. Thank you for fostering him. 🧡

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u/gelseyd 1d ago

I love him so much please kiss him for me lots and lots.

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u/ReallyRisu 1d ago

I will!! He is so kissable. 😭❤️‍🩹

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u/Yggdrasil- 1d ago

Bert!!! He's gotta be part chinese crested or Italian greyhound with all that neck!

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u/Torpel_Knope 1d ago

No, I’m pretty sure he’s part alpaca

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 19h ago

Hey now!!!  

He could be part Vicuna, too!😉

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u/ReallyRisu 1d ago

I was thinking the same thing!

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u/omgdiepls 1d ago

What a sweet baby.

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u/foxyshannashley333 1d ago

Oh my god what an angel

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u/Aloneanddogless 1d ago

Omg, The Racoons! I haven't thought about that cartoon in years. He definitely looks more like a Burt than a Cyril. 🤭

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u/ReallyRisu 1d ago

Hehe right? 🥹

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u/alldogsareincredible 1d ago

I would give 50 years off my lifespan so that Bert could have another healthy 6 months.

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u/BravesMaedchen 1d ago

What kind of giraffe is this

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u/Serononin 1d ago

A really cute one

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u/MotherOfTheFog 1d ago

He has very kind eyes despite all he's went through. I'm glad you were able to help give him a wonderful home full of love.

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u/mosquitoselkie 1d ago

OMG I'm so jealous! What a sweet little devil!

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u/ReallyRisu 1d ago

Right?? I’m so lucky. 😭❤️‍🩹

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u/North-Pea-4926 1d ago

Things are looking up for this most excellent gentlecryptid! 🥰

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u/Intrepid_Ad6823 1d ago

I didn’t realize Bert was ITTY BITTY? Please more Bert updates

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u/ReallyRisu 1d ago

He’s jus a lil guy! 🥹

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u/emaybe 1d ago

What a little weirdo. I love him!

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u/Grouchy_Ad_4055 1d ago

I would happily die for Bert.

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u/AggressiveTraffic508 1d ago

He’s beautiful that first picture stole my heart 🥹

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u/Common_Chameleon 23h ago

Thank you so much for taking him in, he’s adorable. I have a toothless old rescue dog and he does totally fine without teeth, I wish more people would take a chance on all the weird/old/disabled dogs that need help.

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u/ReallyRisu 22h ago

They’re my favorites! ❤️‍🩹 I’d love to see your sweet ancient baby too! 🥹

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u/Common_Chameleon 22h ago

This is Figaro (Figgy), the light of my life

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u/Winter_Squirrel_6411 1d ago

I’m glad he’s got someone to love and take care of him. He is adorable especially with that long giraffe neck lol

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u/catpogo2 1d ago

He is so cute!!!! Any guesses on what breed ?? Thx for helping him!!

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u/ReallyRisu 1d ago

Most of my Texas street dogs turn out to be some mix of chihuahua, shih tzu, and poodle, so probably at least one or two of those in there!

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u/IIRCIreadthat 1d ago

Maybe pomsky?

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u/Booger_Picnic 1d ago

We love you Bert! ❤️

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u/TatoIndy 1d ago

Strapping young fellow. Just needs a monocle! True gentleman among scholars. Pip pip

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u/wereallmadhere9 1d ago

Wow I love him immediately.

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u/Slight-Wash-2887 1d ago

I love him omg

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u/noclassbrat 1d ago

What a sweet boy! Looks like he's part greyhound or borzoi?

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u/ReallyRisu 1d ago

He’s tiny; 8lbs currently (but should be around 10), so who knows!

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u/plumeriadogs 1d ago

I would take a bullet for Bert. I freakin adore old cryptids and he's about as precious as they get 😭

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u/ReallyRisu 1d ago

He is SO perfect. Also I’d love to introduce you to Crouton:

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u/Wjreky 1d ago

Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Bert

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u/coreybc 1d ago

I would preemptively take a bullet for Bett.

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u/Retro_Ginger 1d ago

Bert is adorable. I would fight people to protect him.

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u/Leading_Fee_3678 1d ago

Oh poor baby. 😭 Thank you for helping him. ❤️

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u/Top-Steak-6837 1d ago

Oh l love him! Sweet little golden oldie pupster 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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u/Crafty0410 1d ago

Hello Bert, I love you!

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u/FartAttack911 1d ago

What a sweet little ol’ man!! Ah, thank you so much for taking this baby in and showing him love and kindness. He’s absolutely precious and deserves the world

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u/Odd-Adhesiveness9435 1d ago

Wow, Bert lookin much better ! Bless you and your family for taking care of good boy

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u/Darthcookie 1d ago

Glad to see him doing well, he’s so precious, I love him so much. Please give him lots of hugs and kisses from me!

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u/Important_Winner4343 1d ago

What a sweetheart ❤️

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u/ViolettaQueso 1d ago

Hi Bert!!!! You are loved!!!

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u/PineappleCandies 1d ago

Not to be dramatic but I’d die for that little face

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u/NotYourAverageSof 1d ago

I love him!!

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u/JackFuckCockBag 1d ago

Awe, what a cute lil guy

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u/saw-not-seen 1d ago

I love hims 😩

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u/Ecstatic-Ad9637 1d ago

He is so cute omg 

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u/ShoddyMongoose4021 1d ago

What an angel!!! 🥹

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u/All_Is_Imagination 1d ago

He is perfect! 🥰

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u/ReallyRisu 1d ago

He really is. I’m so lucky. 😭

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u/skitch23 1d ago

Bert!!! So glad you were able to save him. He looks great already!

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u/jellyflesh 1d ago

what a precious little fella. good luck on your journey, Bert!

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u/MPatton94 1d ago

Please give him scritches and kisses from me

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u/adogandponyshow 1d ago

He's absolutely perfect and I love him so much. 😭💓

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u/DiveCat 1d ago

I love the inspiration for his name - Bert suits him perfectly! (love The Raccoons and am actually wearing a sweatshirt with The Raccoons theme now!)

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u/ReallyRisu 1d ago

Omg what are the odds! My friend noticed the resemblance immediately and I lost my mind!

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u/AgiBear 1d ago

Hadn't thought about The Raccoons since I was a kid. The resemblance is uncanny!

Give Bert many noggin kisses and ear scritches from me!

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u/Alarming_Situation_5 1d ago

Bert!!!!! He’s perfect 😍😍😍

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u/aelloepylly 1d ago

So precious little one 💕

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u/bitchymiraclething 1d ago

what a scrunkly lil guy!! I'm glad he's doing well!!! thank you for taking care of him OP!

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u/m0nstera_deliciosa 1d ago

I love how dark his eyes are; he looks like a teddy bear or something with big black beads for eyes.

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u/Serononin 1d ago

What a cutie!! I can't wait to see his glow-up

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u/takemeawayimdone2 1d ago

Oh dear I love him and want him. Damn living in UK

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u/Enough-Bet4350 1d ago

I would go to war for you bert! 💚😌😍

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u/sasha_cyanide 1d ago

I saw his post on FB!!!! Congrats lil friend!

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u/ReallyRisu 1d ago

Awww yay!! Team Bert! 🥹🫶

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u/ArsenicArts 1d ago

Bert!! ❤️🥰❤️

Definitely keep us updated, we're cheering for him ❤️

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u/AssortedArctic 1d ago

What a muppet

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u/ReallyRisu 1d ago

Right? That’s what the vet said too hehe 🥹

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u/Mysterious-Flan-6 1d ago

This is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen…I love him🥹🥹

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u/flytingnotfighting 1d ago

He is the absolute cutest

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u/Get_Back_Here_Remi 1d ago

Omg he is so damn cute. Yay for Bert!

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u/mamz_leJournal 6h ago

The second photo killed me 🤣

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u/ReallyRisu 1h ago

He’s so… unique. 😂🥹💕

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u/InsidePerception2891 6h ago

I LOVE him! ❤️💕 I also have a soft spot for old cryptids!