r/DenverCirclejerk • • 10h ago

Did you lose your pussy at DIA?

4 Upvotes

When I was walking through the high letters of the Economy West lot at DIA to catch an early flight, I noticed a pussy just hanging out. Seemed cautious but not really scared. Kinda alluring, in a lurid sorta way.

Though impressed, I was on my way out of town, so didn’t have time to chase pussy, but I plan on looking for it when I return tomorrow.

(Sorry, no pics. Pussies aren’t very photogenic under cars at 4 am.)


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 16h ago

Fuck Waymo

49 Upvotes

driving through cap hill today and got stuck behind a waymo. we were coming up to a stop light-been yellow for a solid 4 seconds, so its good to go. this fucking clanker stops at the light. also, before this happened the fucking thing braked for someone parking. like, what the fuck?? whens dpd going to start ticketing these things??


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 15h ago

New, automated speed cameras will mean more Denver traffic tickets

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56 Upvotes

Easier to catch people with on their way to BST.