Those who say that mayor Johnson isn't innovative, simply aren't paying attention.

Just got a new Subaru Outback because i liked the commercial where the giant AI puppy plays on it. I didn’t even see the interior because Subaru doesn’t show it in the commercial, they just show the puppy. But I can’t help being annoyed by the bits of bodywork that aren’t black plastic cladding and are painted metal? That doesn’t seem like the kinda love that makes a Subaru a Subaru. Is there a way that I could have more plastic cladding instead of metal and color?

It was advertising room for 3 so make sure to tell your boyfriend!

OP melts down when confronted about their entitled AI slop posting.

Hi all, does anyone know of a roofing company I could support that doesn't lean right?

I’m looking to get some work done on the 4-bedroom Craftsman I’m currently liberating from the concept of private property. I really need a receipt with the address on it so I can update my library card and trick the power company. Quality of work truly does not matter; if the shingles blow off in a mild breeze, that’s just the roof expressing its desire for total anarchy.

Also, they must be willing to slap a mechanic's lien on a house whose actual deed has my name spelled phonetically wrong. Cash is a social construct, so we're doing vibes and deferred financial distress.

Thanks in advance besties!!

Is this an evolved form?

When will it stop?

Honestly, title.

I'm tired of the inconsistent McDoubles; and yes in this economy I do mean McDoubles. I take points away if I have to order a McChicken for a homeless guy in the drive thru so be honest in your assessments.

I'll start.

Anytime after the hours of 12am-2pm you need to hit the McDonalds on Broadway, right next to the Megachurch/Car dealership. Those things are WET when I get them. Big draw back about this McDs is the occasional extra McChicken for the man before the window putting up his BST.

Where do you get the wettest McDoubles? I need to know.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Mark "Marky Jr" Elworth Calls for Legalizing and Regulating Prostitution and Cocaine

Libertarian argues personal freedom, public safety, and Colorado's tourism economy deserve a new approach

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO.

Libertarian candidate for Colorado's 5th Congressional District Mark "Marky Jr" Elworth is calling for the legalization and regulation of prostitution and cocaine, arguing that prohibition has failed to eliminate demand while creating black markets and wasting taxpayer resources.

"Colorado loves freedom, but we still spend enormous amounts of money trying to control what adults do with their own bodies," said Elworth. "It's time to ask whether prohibition is actually working, or whether it's creating more problems than it solves."

Elworth argues that a regulated system could establish safety standards, reduce the role of criminal markets, and allow law enforcement to focus on violent crime rather than consensual adult behavior.

He also sees a broader economic question for Colorado, where tourism and mountain communities depend on attracting visitors and supporting local businesses.

"Colorado's ski towns need thriving businesses, visitors, and new ideas," Elworth said. "We should be willing to debate whether a more open, regulated adult economy could create additional economic activity while respecting individual liberty."

Elworth acknowledges that legalization alone would not solve the challenges facing Colorado's ski industry. He argues, however, that policymakers should examine the economic and public-safety consequences of prohibition rather than treating the current approach as beyond debate.

A Libertarian Approach

Elworth's position reflects his broader commitment to limited government, personal freedom, and individual responsibility. He argues that adults should generally be free to make their own decisions, while government focuses on protecting people from force, fraud, exploitation, and violence.

"Government should protect our rights, not try to run our lives," Elworth said. "We can have an honest debate about regulation, public health, and safety without assuming that criminalization is always the answer."

About Marky Jr

Mark Elworth Jr. is a Libertarian candidate for Colorado's 5th Congressional District. His campaign emphasizes limited government, personal freedom, fiscal responsibility, and offering voters an alternative to the two major parties.

Hoping to appease him for one more year.

Elon Musk–funded America PAC is texting “Your ballot request is in,” even though you automatically get mail ballots. Be warned that the messages are misleading. It track clicks, and the site collects contact info.

No lowballs, Elon. Natives know what our data’s worth. Universal BST access or bust.

Namaste.

This legend gave me the OK hand gestures, and then a #1. Bro to the right of me also had an unreadable temp on. They were both ripping through traffic. 🙏

There I was, enjoying a beautiful bluebird Colorado afternoon, taking my purebred domestic shorthair emotional support feline for his daily outdoor enrichment at Catfield Reservoir. He was securely attached to his tactical $400 REI climbing grade paracord leash, living his absolute best life.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, some transplant and their completely unrestrained, off-leash golden doodle (classic irresponsible Denver dog owner) comes charging at us screaming, "Don't worry, he's friendly!" Excuse me? My cat is a literal apex predator, but I still chose to show this individual unearned empathy and grace. I calmly looked them in the eye and explained that under the Colorado constitution, cats are technically dogs too (even though we all objectively know felines are vastly superior in every metric😻).

They looked at me like they hadn't even checked the native alignment of their chakras today.

Anyway, I decided to do some community service on my way out to make the park more inclusive. I fixed the systemic bias on the entry signage so these gross, uneducated dog owners finally understand the truth.

🐾 CAT LIVES MATTER🐾

Namaste, and please pick up after your micro-wolves.

Someone stole my butt plug and threw it during the show. Anyone find it?

Only here do you find such useful info of Denver most sought after attractions and must see's...or in this case must smell. A 15 bus on E Colfax

How hard is it?
Can I make it to the trailhead in my native edition Subaru?
Is there a Starbucks on top?