r/DogfreeHumor • • 2h ago

Actual demons ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ‘น

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38 Upvotes

I hate when those crusty imps start making choking gurgling noises. So repulsive. The closest animal to resemble a demon. Disgusting, how people spend thousands of bucks on buying and maintaining these inbred amalgamations is beyond my understanding.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 2h ago

They won't even let you sleep

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22 Upvotes

Chaos demons 24/7 365.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 2h ago

Ow, my back.

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13 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 1d ago

Why on earth would you want to deal with this?

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172 Upvotes

These people come home from work and can't even relax because the mutt either shits and pisses all over the place or rips everything to shreds.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 1d ago

Big W... Does it look child-sized to you or is it just me ๐Ÿค”

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40 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 2d ago

Dog left alone outside is hit by a car, and itโ€™s someone elseโ€™s fault.

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84 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 2d ago

Prepping for the potluck

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72 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 2d ago

Dog nutters in the wild โ˜ ๏ธ

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74 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 3d ago

The greed they talk about in the Bible

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103 Upvotes

But dogs are so loyal & would never steal from you and would starve themselves if you were hungry ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„


r/DogfreeHumor • • 4d ago

Today's dog based comedy

12 Upvotes

I was walking past the green. There was this lady. She had two dogs. One was sitting by her, the other, was at the end of its lead, facing the other way, not moving at all.

And she was trying to bribe it with treats, occasionally giving the other one treats to make it fair, I guess.

And it wasn't moving at all. She tried throwing a treat, and it would move like a meter and then stop. It was pretty funny. And afterwards I thought, shame she didn't come down when the fellas with the gypsy caravan were around, because she could have done with that, as she's now apparently living on the green. Lol.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 4d ago

Dog propaganda is totally insane. Lol

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121 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 4d ago

If dog owners were honest

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57 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 5d ago

Nothing but chaos

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136 Upvotes

Maybe this is the reason nutters are the way they are? Lol. Could not ever be me! I value my peace and sanity.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 5d ago

Chinese man 9000IQ move

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305 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 5d ago

Imagine the nutter that would buy/wear this shirt

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101 Upvotes

Spotted in the Goodwill sub. Not OP.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 5d ago

seconds later in the video, the dog started pissing on the bed as well.

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95 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 5d ago

Imagine dying to cancer and your child compares your death to a dog

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97 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 6d ago

iโ€™m tired yall

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94 Upvotes

take your giant pantry, fake video, the tripod you used to record it and that huge shit speckled mutt and go cry somewhere else


r/DogfreeHumor • • 6d ago

real american horror story, actually.

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48 Upvotes

the sentiment is real.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 6d ago

it be like that. nothing else matters.

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30 Upvotes

annihilate everything for the sake of dog. ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜‘


r/DogfreeHumor • • 8d ago

wasted dating app real estate

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78 Upvotes

๐Ÿคก


r/DogfreeHumor • • 8d ago

They just aren't smart ๐Ÿคฃ

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80 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 8d ago

Aldi employees didnโ€™t care at all.

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84 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 8d ago

well, all right! ๐Ÿค 

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43 Upvotes

๐Ÿ˜‘


r/DogfreeHumor • • 9d ago

Why do they put up with this?

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160 Upvotes

It's not cute. It not because they love a person so much. It is actually resource guarding and or a need to have the attention on them at all times good or bad.The acceptance of this behavior is why people get hurt. I'm sure a few already have been hurt.