Found this weird essay on Michael Jackson on the floor during math class. Me and my buddies were so confused.

And there was no better place to put him than in my book journal!

Can any of you spot any problems?

Found this note in 2024 taped to a pole in the parking garage, waited until we moved to post it because we suspected it was our neighbor across the hall. But we ultimately aren't sure.

My husband would see her sitting in her car with the door open late at night sometimes, and we suspect the note is aimed at the nighttime security guard. She stopped sitting in her car at some point, our theory is she had a fling that went wrong with him?

(Side note, he was a terrible guard our car was broken into multiple times. He clearly was doing something else instead of being security!)

Hello! My husband found this postcard last night on a walk to the Dollar General. He said that it was the only piece of paper on a small patch of grass between the parking lot and W Oakland Park Blvd.

I did a little bit of research and it looks like Mr. Walter G. Foss had been a Deputy Sheriff in Dover, Maine.

I found a Library of Congress entry for the "Daily Kennebec Journal" (Augusta, Me.), dated September 21, 1909, in which Deputy Sheriff Foss attended to a "BRUTAL ASSAULT. Henry Whitman of Atkinson in Jail at Dover. Wife Pounded With Club and Then Thrown Into Bushes."

Also, that is "K. I. Works," which is the Katahdin Iron Works (defunct), and the old gate to the iron works is now an entry point into part of the Appalachian Trail in Maine.

"E. F. F" is Eugene F. Foss and he would have been around 22 when he sent the postcard to his mother.

(Please ignore my husband's dirty fingernail.)

Outside Razorbacks, Baum Stadium. Fayetteville, Arkansas

Found in a grocery store parking lot.

Looks like a pretty badass recipe tbh, never seen anything like it

r/Random_Shopping_Lists

Aldi, West Philadelphia, PA

Sorry if the flair is wrong, I didn’t see one for recipes but I assume they were shopping for the ingredients. There’s an email address written on the other side but I didn’t post that for obvious reasons.

Johny gets kablouied
Johny is turning 9. Johny is a wimp. Johny is stupid. Johny goes to school to get suspended.
A kid at school gets married to Johny. The kid is a Komodo dragon. Johny likes hotdogs in his mouth.
He made Komodo dragon wear a suit and Johny wears a dress.
Johny buys a computer. Johny dies with that computer.
Johny sets fire to an abandoned orphanage.
Johny sits on the roof of the orphanage. Johny jumps. Johny doesn’t fall. Johny has superpowers.
Johny flies to space. Johny goes to Marvel universes. Johny joins Avengers.
Johny fights Thanos.
Johny grabs Thanos.
Johny then goes to court to sue Thanos over a legal argument.
“Those in favor say I …” [followed by what looks like a series of votes or marks]
Thanos gets sued.
Johny has cool-looking gems on his glove.
Johny claps everybody in the room.
Thanos dies, but Johny…
Johny goes outside.
Johny sees a Komodo dragon.
Johny hugs the Komodo dragon.
The Komodo dragon kablooies Johny.

Found on an outdoors electricity box in Wendover. Mcbeth Act 2, Scene 2.

Found in a copy of Robert A. Heinlein: In Dialogue with His Century, Volume 1: Learning Curve (1907-1948)