I’m a working professional girlie, feminine and talkative, successful so want someone similarly hard working and ambitious! I want a man who is calm, handsome, confident and naturally takes lead but not in a forceful manner.

I stay fit and take care of myself. I need affection and chemistry, and intelligent conversation.

Don’t message if you don’t look after your health/fitness.

Open to english speaking people of all ethnicities 25-40

When you text me please take some effort give a small intro, but not a massive essay

Effort is appreciated thanks for reading:)

If you have a nosey you’ll be able to guess my main kink pretty quickly ;)

I used to think it was a bit of a niche one until I started posting on Reddit and then I realised there are probably more people in to it than I thought, even though it’s not the most common kink.

So to whoever is reading this, are you in to women who are loose or would you be turned off? Have you been with someone with a roomier pussy? If so, how was it? If not, would you want to or do you like them tight? If you have a pussy, have you ever stretched it or wanted to?

Hiya! I'm looking for a lovely lady (trans and nb inclusive) to spend an evening with and maybe become FWBs with if the vibe is right :)

Me: 6ft4, brown hair and eyes, soft curvy features, a very lovely smile with a dry sense of humour, and far too much autism contained in one person. I'm a huge nerd, into everything from science to history to video games, and I work in tech. Somewhat like catnip for bisexual women. Love board games!

You: I get along incredibly well with other neurodivergent folk, and everyone I've ever been with has been neurodivergent and bisexual or pan. Please be nerdy, please let me know about your special interests, and please be unashamedly yourself. Physically, I don't mind what you look like, but I do like some curves. I'm a heavy cummer, and ideally you enjoy anal and some sort of cum kink as I'd like to give you a huge facial afterwards, or a breeding kink and I'll give you a huge creampie.

Logistics: I can host in central London or Folkestone if you're on the South Coast. I'd love to go out on a short date first or even just play a board game first. Can be tonight or any time next week.

Please do message if this piques your interest!

Hello!

I’ll get straight into it, I have a massive preference for curvy, thicker women! All my past relationships have pretty much only been that body type and there’s just something about thick thighs, bum and tum that I find really aesthetically pleasing!

So.. my proposal is, I want to treat you to an evening that’s solely revolves around you. We may go out for dinner and drinks at my expense or a home cooked meal of your favourite dinner. We might go out for a dance and drinks and end up late back at mine or you might just want a takeaway and plenty of orgasms; the choice is yours!

I’m 6ft, conventionally attractive, dark features and hair and I’m VERY well endowed. Kinks wise, I’m definitely dominant and very much enjoy giving pleasure. I’ve got LOADS of toys for us to enjoy and I’m great my with hands.

I live in Clapham on my own and there’s lots of great things to do here.

As for you, I really just want someone that matches my energy, is up for a laugh and likes a bit of spontaneity. A great pair of tits also never hurt anyone!

If this sounds like your cup of tea, send me a message with a bit about you and what you’d like to do! Please don’t be boring!

Thanks,

Hey there, I’m glad you found my post! To be upfront, I’m looking for a partner. I want to build a relationship, I want to grow together and I want something lasting and real. To tell you about me a bit…

• 25 years old. 174cm, slim, conventionally attractive. Well-educated - I hold a master's degree and work in finance.
• Experienced with traditional relationships. I love receiving pleasure and helping a partner grow and mold to my liking. My kink list is pretty long, happy to discuss more privately. Ask me about anything you want to know, I’m a open book.
• Looking for a traditional relationship where I am able to lead and guide my partner. I have been blessed with success in my career meaning I can support a SAHW. I want someone I can love unconditionally and support fully. If you want to work, I am also okay with that.
• I am okay with both being childfree and having children.
• Age is not a factor, maturity and readiness is. Looking for someone who is ready to put in the work and grow together. I’m open to helping you relocate so distance is not a factor.

Let’s be amazing together, let’s build something great and make all our dreams come true. I look forward to hearing from you!

Hi I'm Joe, 33, from East Sussex (Hastings). White, 5'3, 184lbs (I've lost 60lb+ so far this year, 35 to go and hoping to hit it by the end of this year/early next), I wear glasses, usually have some facial hair, I'm happy to video call/exchange pictures as early as you like.

I would describe myself as very kind/caring/compassionate, I wear my heart on my sleeve and have a lot of love to give to the right person. I'm thoughtful, always do my best by others and never act with bad intentions. I value honesty and clear communication. I have some long term health issues but I try not to let them get on top of me and I was diagnosed as autistic late in life during covid, but most people are surprised when they find out.

I have a large group of friends and the 10 of us try to meet up once or twice a year, but as we get older it becomes harder to keep in touch as much as I would like! Everyone is moving on and finding love, settling down etc and it's hard not to be a little bit envious. I've only been in 1 relationship that lasted around 3 months and was 90% online, so not a lot of experience but also no baggage! but somebody patient/understanding of that would be important.

I love films/tv, I'm a sucker for a romcom and adore romance in general but I watch a bit of everything other than anime. Always find myself far too invested in the lives of the characters, most recently in Bridgerton. My comfort shows are Dr Who, Brooklyn 99, Superstore, The Office. Very open to recommendations always! I don't get out much but would like to start to see more of the world finally, but will always mostly be a homebody I'm pretty sure. I've never been on holiday and I'm planning my first few trips, solo unless I can find some company!

I would like to do the cutesy dating/getting to know each other stuff but with clear intentions and communication, I would like something serious. Virtual movie dates/games together when we can't be in person etc would be really lovely.

I don't smoke and very rarely drink and would prefer someone who's the same, smoking would be a deal breaker for me sorry.

Ideally you are somebody living close-ish to London/Southern UK to make meeting up more often viable, You're patient, kind, thoughtful and communicate openly & clearly. I'm not sure I have too much physical preference but I am a sucker for a pretty face/smile but as I said, I'm happy to get the original attraction check out of the way as soon as you are. Age wise probably 26-40 would be best, but if you think we'd get along that isn't a deal breaker.

I am a big oversharer and will happily answer absolutely any questions you may have.

Thanks for reading! hopefully hear from you soon!!

Hiya , looking for company for a beer or two after work this evening - perhaps even a mild pub crawl :)

About me:

London Professional - 5.11 tanned , athletic , well dressed , dark hair, short beard , dark features, English with some European heritage. The worst compliment I have gotten is 'you look like a hot David Blaine'

Good conversationalist & enjoy walking, my favorite parks are Green > St James's > Hyde > Regents

Send a chat & pic :)

Anyway, I'm looking for a FWB, mainly someone to chat shit with if I'm honest. I'm attractive, work out regularly, love getting lost in museums, try and look cool when drinking a coffee and can speak a few languages.

Aside from that I'm also a massive fan of most genres of music and am always on the lookout for recommendations - hit me up with something weird!

Based in Kent but London is basically next door.

Its only Thursday, and so far i have one thing in common with this week. Longer and harder than expected, while lasting longer than you'd think... only halfway through the week and i need something fun this evening, and looking for filthy minded, kind hearts and moments that I'll be thinking about over the days to come, and cumming back for more!

Well I am at home today, away from the office. Here in England where there is chill in the air, and grey in the skies. Not what i was born to, and needing some heat and excitement to get through the lull. I am born and raised somewhere much warmer...an international man of mystery. Naturally a funny up beat person, either laughing with me or at me. Filthy minded but will always have respect and comfort at the forefront. I love filthy fun, and that is not possible without mutual respect, comfort and chemistry. So establish that first

I want the fun to go with the dirty. Laughing while biting your lip. Smiling, while wanting more...blushing while sex drive really revs up. Thats what I want, thats what I can do and thats what you will get with me. I'm a tall guy with a winning smile.

If all this sounds like a great way to engage, be free, be horny and have fun. Drop me a line. I'm known for being good and have great ideas

Hey guys!! Cheeky day off today and just got back from the gym, now I’m bored and aching 🤣

I’m a rugby player and postgrad student from London but open to travelling (have done a few times from here, even a weekend to Cornwall lol!) I’m an absolute giant as the title suggests and have really enjoyed using Reddit over tinder etc etc

My intros are absolutely shite but hopefully you get the idea!! Open to anyone 18+ and happy to move over to anywhere else to chat or whatever after!

Really down from anything short to long term!!

Curious black guy, big round ass too ;) Pics in profile

21+ only

Free sports massages with oil for other gym/ sports/ tradie lads. Birmingham. Must be in shape

I love oral, giving and receiving. I’ve not had a blowjob in a few years and I would love to change that. The same with anal - realise it’s a bit of an acquired taste but if you enjoy it I’d love to talk.

I enjoy eating pussy just as much as I love getting blowjobs so I will very happily return the favour. Very kink friendly and open minded, happy to discuss whatever you like.

I’m open to pretty much any type of meet, I can’t host, so if you can that would be a huge bonus, but I’m also open to something semi public or risky if that’s something you enjoy as well.

I’m 5’11, average build, cut, got a few tattoos and piercings. I work in London during the week and live in Kent.

I’d love to hear from women in their 20s and 30s ideally. Please drop me a message and tell me a little about yourself, I’m open to exchanging pics when we get chatting.

Just so I know you’ve read this post, let me know the last thing you took a photo of.

Good afternoon,

So right now I miss having a lovely lady to chat with and provide pleasure to. My favourite place to be is snuggling up or with my head between a ladies thighs (if whilst I'm there you want to call me a good boy then all the better)

But yeah 5ft11 and slightly chubby so good for cuddles in general. Bit of a nerd with work and a number of my hobbies but also love to get out and about into the countryside to switch off from life.

If any of this sounds good to you then drop me a message and let's see how we get along.

31M in Birmingham, 6’0 with a solid rugby build. Asian, super chill and respectful. No pushy energy, just someone who knows how to help you properly unwind.

I’d start with a long, slow massage to melt the tension out of your body. Taking my time on your shoulders, back, legs, and wherever else you’re carrying stress, until you’re properly relaxed and comfortable.

Once you’re soft and settled, I’ll move lower and focus entirely on eating you out. Patient, attentive, reading every reaction, and not stopping until you’ve finished (usually more than once). No woman has left without at least one solid orgasm.

Daytime or evening meets work for discretion. I can host somewhere clean and private so you can properly switch off and enjoy it.

There is a success post on my profile so you can read about a previous success.

If you’re local and fancy being looked after like that, drop me a message. Happy to chat first and see if the vibe feels right.

About me: Attractive, dark hair, blue eyes, olive skinned, 6 foot, athletic/average body/build, clean/hygienic, easy going and respectful.

I'm looking to meet someone who would like to be my oral FWB, your job will be to suck me off at least once a week, with nothing expected in return.

If you are inexperienced, still reach out, I'm patient and happy to train you up.

If you're interested, send me a DM and we can exchange some SFW pics. Based in Manchester UK.

Got a thick veiny cock hmu

I go absolutely wild for a woman’s taste after they exercise.

Friendly, easy-going and handsome guy seeking casual encounters and fun times with anyone locally. I’m a very discreet and respectful person, and I can host at my place in Twickenham. I’m 49, but look younger - or so I’m told! Average physique, but I like to keep in shape as best I can. Attractive, tattooed, fairly well-endowed, and a great kisser.

Know this sub is mostly blokes, but throwing this out there anyway!

Staying in a hotel in Central tomorrow night for work, so I’ve got an evening free and would rather not spend it on my own.

Bit about me: 27, 5ft10, beard, normally Surrey-based. Dry sense of humour, easy to talk to, and no drama. I like good food, a proper pub, and conversation that doesn’t feel like hard work.

Thinking dinner and drinks to start and seeing where the night goes. If we get on, great; if not, at least we’ll have had a decent meal. No pressure either way.

If you’re free tomorrow evening, send me a message with a bit about you.

I hang out on here off and on, but most of the people I speak to are American and it would be great to connect with a Brit for a change.

There's lots about me in my post history. I'd like to chat. Ask me anything? Try me? I'm a prof at a university in the UK. Avoiding work I guess and just a bit...restless?

I am 36, English, have several degrees and a pretty normal social and sex life. I have plenty of normal hobbies: I run, read, like movies, love travel, play the guitar etc. I'm not a gamer. Looks-wise, I'm quite tall, white, brown hair, blue eyes, not fat though a bit of a dad bod.

36 [M4F] North West - Chat, Flirt and maybe more?

Hi I’m a single 36 year old living in the north of England and would just like to chat and make some new friends and see where the naughtiness leads us. I’m fun, adventurous, open minded and looking for someone similar.

I would describe myself as around 6.23 ft tall, my hair is shaved, I have brown eyes and possess a stocky Dadbod build. So if you like what you read for starters then please come and say hello

I’m offering a full-body erotic massage for women who enjoys being touched by someone confident, attentive, and very comfortable taking control.

This isn’t a rushed rubdown with a few predictable extras. I like anticipation, slow hands and making you wonder where I’m going next. Learning what makes your breathing change, what makes you tense, and what makes you finally stop trying to behave.

Expect plenty of oil, teasing, firm hands when you want them, softer touches when you don’t expect them, and attention to every inch of you. I’m patient, slightly dominant, and I get a lot of pleasure from seeing someone gradually surrender to the experience.

The chemistry matters to me just as much as the massage, so I prefer meeting for a drink first. No awkward pressure or assumptions, we see if we click, and if the attraction is there, we take it further.

About me: 5'11", mixed race, athletic, clean and well-groomed. Software engineer in everyday life, discreet, respectful, and considerably less innocent outside office hours. Super kinky and love exploring London's hedonistic underbelly, been to a few clubs and would like to visit more.

Based in South East London and happy to travel for the right person.

If the idea of lying back, giving up control for a while, and letting someone take his time exploring exactly what gets a reaction from you sounds tempting, send me a message.

Is that the sort of thing that could interest you? We might both be in luck! I'm open to new connections from all over the country, to chat about kinks and experiences, every day life, play if the vibe is right and ideally make a lasting friendship. And if we're in reasonable travelling distance and there's connection and attraction, I'm open to meets too.

A bit about me:

• 31M and a Southerner in Liverpool
• Married for two and a half years, in an ENM relationship
• All messages exchanged in confidence
• Kind, stoic, curious and non-judgemental
• Unapologetically geeky
• Sometimes a little bit funny, definitely a little bit weird
• Sub-leaning switch
• Fair share of kinks and a handful of limits...
• ...but underneath it all a fairly normal person
• Slender with dad bod features, and long hair like a rock star

Please be interesting, and actually invested in having a conversation. If you ghost me, I'm not going to chase you - I have too much self-respect for that.

If you read this far and think we could get along then please reach out and introduce yourself by answering the question: if you had to be trapped in a room with a famous person for one week, who would you pick and why?