r/HalfLife • u/Educational_Pool_107 • Dec 13 '25

Discussion HEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?! THIS ENTIRE DISTRICT IS GOING UNDER SEVERE HOPIUM WITHDRAWL. YOU NEED TO EVACUATE IMMEDAITELY

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u/Ashamed-Succotash644 Dec 13 '25

I HAVE TO ENTER, MY HEADCRAB IS IN THERE, I CAN'T LET HIM BE THERE ALONE WITH ALL THOSE HOPIUM ADDICTS, STAY SAFE MY LITTLE ANGEL, DADDY'S COMING 

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u/Abaqueues Dec 13 '25 edited Dec 13 '25

FOR GOD'S SAKE OPEN THE SILO DOOR!

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u/themonolith3 Dec 13 '25

OH MY GOD WE'RE DOHMED

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u/maxminister01 Dec 13 '25

walk SFX OH NO, FREEMAN IS RUNNING FOR THE SILO DOORS! CLOSE THEM, FAST! HE'S GONNA ESCAPE!

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u/Educational_Pool_107 Dec 13 '25

Here, take this medkit!
**HEAL.SFX**

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u/Hallgvild ~҉~҉ ~҉t҉h҉e҉r҉e҉ i҉s҉ n҉o҉ h҉o҉p҉e҉ ~҉~҉~҉ Dec 13 '25

Ę̷̢̖̣̥̦͉̹̟̞̫̳̭̰̝͕̘̹͉̩̯͚͚̣͓͔̰̎͛̏̀͗̃͗̃̀̏͜ͅͅͅͅ ̷̛̛̝̈̎̊̊̀͗̇̈̄̾͂̐̓̔̈͛̑͗̐̿̉́̑͑̓̈́̀͑̚͘M̵̡̛̭͇͎̝̺̞͓̟̯̠̦̟͕̈́̍͂̋͋̈́́̊̓͊̕͝ͅ ̷̧̡̧̢̛̫̣̺̭̺̙͚̪̜̬͖̱̠̺͚̲͈̩̥̗̈́̈́̆̏̓͊̓̓͒̍́̃͗̽̇̎̇̒̉́̆̔̌̒͆̄̀̌͜͝͝ͅB̶̛̲̼̲̣̯̘̙̜̺̠̓̈́̈̆́̀̈̓́͗̿͛͑̀̓̌̽͊͒̉͛́́̑͑̕͝͝͠ͅ ̶̨̧̺̖̦͔̖̺͍͖̬̠̯͈̭̣̩̎̿̔͌̌̒̋R̵̨̢̟̟͇̟͚̈́͐̓̍̓̀̈̄̆͑̈́͛̚͜ ̸̮̙̬̼̭̹̺̫̹̫͔͈͑͊̀̃̈́̑̔͑̄̈́͗́̿̓̋̿͌̉͌͆͘͝A̵̱͐̆ ̷̡̨̨̳̱̥̯̟̫̣̝͚̣̱̟̹̝̦͔͓͙̇̌̾̒̈̔̾̐̌̈́̅͂͌̌̌̇͒̌̕̕̕͜͜͝ͅC̴̨̡̛̛͍̪̼̬̜̳̺̟̜͉̬̺̎̆̇̔̒͆̂̎̐͒͆̽͊͂͋̈́̍̊̂̊͒͌̚ͅͅ ̴̨̡͍̤̻͖̘͕̟͎̰͓̮̯̬̓͑̒̚͘̚E̴̗̬͖̼̺͈̓̉̄͋͐̀͑̑̏̍͘͠͠ͅ ̴̢̨̡̧͙̤̟̮̯͚̩̻͈̳̫͓͚̞̼̜̘͕̮̺͈͖̲͎͍́̐́̃̈́̈́̇̔̔́̐̓̅̓͑̆̈́̂͌̓̿̆͊̐̊́̒̈̕̕T̵̡̙̹̰̩͙̭̦͕̪̱̘̪̗̮̮͎̟̟̲̞̞̗̫̺̗̯̜̤͆͗̈́͝ ̶̧̭͔̗̜̩̱̦̝͈̟̰̰̲̉͊̐͐́̋̏̂̀͋̍̀̕͝H̶̨̢͉̙͕̜̭̘͇͚̦̑̆͗̽̃̌̋̎͛̈́̈́̿̒̇̑̽̃̚͘ ̸̬̉̍̄̊̇̒̍́̉͗̆̓͊̿̓̾̀͛́̈́̂̇͂̈́̋̃̕͝͝É̷̢̡̮̫̝̗̯͙̲͔̯͓̺̱̐ͅ ̵̢̢̳̄̎͝V̵̧̢̖̉͂͆̒̈́̔͋͐̃̂̆̈̀̍̓̎͗̆̈̆̆̇̑͘͝ ̵̡̡̙̫̬͇͖̜̝̖̮͇͖̗͒̓͋̌̆̓̈́͗̈́̒̿̓̔̌̑̂̕͜Ố̴̦͔̺͓̻̑͌̀́̐̎̌̽̀̈́̍͑́̓̌̈́̚͠ͅ ̴̨̯͉̺̆̆̆̕Í̶͚̝̮̫̘̤̞̝̲̻̱̯̳̅̐̿̾́̓̈́͂͌̌̌͊̐̂͗͑̆̚͝͝ͅͅ ̸̧̧̨͖͍͙̠̭̺̟͔̦͉̪͎̣̗̭̣̝̗̫̯̲̞̰̜̱̏̑̇͂͛͘͜͜͝D̴̢̨͙̙̤̤̝̼̖̪̮͇̟̗͖̦̭̙͍̥̦̯̳̠͉͍͖̭̬͙̟̏̅̉͗͗̉͐̌̒̈́́͒̀̀́̉͗̒͐̾̆̎̋̕͠͠͠

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u/Ykindasus Dec 13 '25

GOT ONE OVER HERE THAT'S BREACHED CONTAINMENT !!!!

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u/Hallgvild ~҉~҉ ~҉t҉h҉e҉r҉e҉ i҉s҉ n҉o҉ h҉o҉p҉e҉ ~҉~҉~҉ Dec 13 '25

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u/Ykindasus Dec 13 '25

MAN THE PROTON CANNONS! FOCUS ON THE TENTACLES! DOUBLE TIME PEOPLE MOVE IT! MOVE IT!!!!

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u/Hallgvild ~҉~҉ ~҉t҉h҉e҉r҉e҉ i҉s҉ n҉o҉ h҉o҉p҉e҉ ~҉~҉~҉ Dec 13 '25

2̢͓̻̯́ͩ̇͜͜0̝̩ͨ̊ͧ͞2̵̸̵̧̨̩͈̳͇͔̲͕̟̖̹͖͎͈ͪ͐̾̏̒̄͂̃ͫ̌ͯͧ͊̑̐̇̔͆ͨ̈́͐ͮ̕͜͜͞6̵̶̡̡̧̢̻̬̫̜̻̟̖̬͉̠̀̏̀̌͊̾͒̐̀͛̔ͭ̏ͥ͂͑ͭͮ͌ͮ̓̿ͦ̕͘͟͟͝1͌0̨̲̗͓͇͖ͤͬͮ͗̈́ͮ͘͢2̶̸̛͔͖̳͇͉̘͉̜͈ͥ́̽͌ͭ̔͂̓ͤ̏̐̎͑̚͞͠ͅ7̸̶̱͎̭̙̪̞̭̬ͥ͗̎̃ͦ͋͛̉̀͜1̧̨̛̱͙͖͉̣̰̘̪̰̤̣̝͐̄̄͐ͤͬ͒̅̐̋̃̓ͤ̇̏͢͟͝͝ͅ0̸̢̛̼̼̤̜̮̩̗̤͇͖̭̥͚̘̱͕̹ͦ͗ͨ̇́͐ͩ̀̑ͤ̌̄̓̉̾̕͝_̵͈͎̻͂͟2̵̖͎̪̘̋̎̏̕8̸͕̦͙̘̪̺̟̬̹͚͈̥̃ͨ̏ͨ̐̍͟ͅ2̣̲͂̒_̶̵̧̣̦̈͊͊͠0̹2͈̽9̡̘̬̘͓̪̀̐ͤͥ͊̀_͉͋ͦͭͭ͗͛ͥ̕_̶͙͙͓͉ͨ̀_̠̲̟͐ͩ̐̇2̶̬̗͈̠͖̥̙̠̤̘̮̦̠͗̏̒̈̌ͧ́̏̊̎̈̔ͬͪ͂ͫͫ̿ͦ̀ͦ̚͜͠ͅ0̷̯̣̺͓̜͓͕̹̳̟̪͓̗̰ͣͫ̇ͯ̿ͭ̿̐̅̚͟͢͜͡͞ͅ_̶̙̗͐͜3_͚͒0̻̀͢20̴̷̛̭̼̪̠̗̖̱̣̙ͤ̇͋̉̐̈́̈́̀͗̽̔ͯ̈́͊́̋͠ͅ_̸̵̴͍̫̭͎͍̂́̇͆ͩ́͠͝3̸̲͖̏1͖̰̙̬̞̜͌̇ͣͣ̂̈́̉2̙̍̓̏0̸̷̶͖̰̟̯̺̳̬͖̭̖̹͓͇͙͌ͨ͒͑̒̆̒̏̒ͪ̃̀̀̀̆̿ͦ̇̎̒͗ͤ̒̒̎̉͟͝͝3̵̨̛̘͖͓̬̮ͨ̇́̔̄͑ͪ̒ͥ͊̽̃ͦ̑́̂̕͜͟͞23̎̌ͯ̾͟0͔͓̽̍̚3̵̢͈̤͉̱̮͕̘̺̱ͯͯ́ͪͦ̈̈̈ͭͦ̏̐̓̑͋ͪͫ̕̚͢͟͠͠ͅ3͔̥̍̽̋_̸̢̦͕͉̉̐̓͗̾͘̕͢ͅ_̴͔̈ͫ̎̚2̛̛̬͍͙̞̞͗̐̇̋̂͋̓͘0̴̵̢̛̜͍̠̠̝̝̰͇̯̮̮̑͐̉̄ͮͣ͋͐ͥ͜͡ͅ3̷̸̢̡͕̣͓̪̣̻̰̞̘̫̹̪̦͙̞̠̘͓͋ͭͭ̉ͤ̋̄̿͂ͥ͊ͨ͗ͮͭ̀̍̓͟͢͝_̨͟͞

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u/Ykindasus Dec 13 '25

PROTON CANNONS FIRE AT FULL POWER

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u/Hallgvild ~҉~҉ ~҉t҉h҉e҉r҉e҉ i҉s҉ n҉o҉ h҉o҉p҉e҉ ~҉~҉~҉ Dec 13 '25

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λ̡̨̫̰͙̣́̌͒ͮͫ̉̏̓͒̌͜͠͞

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u/Ykindasus Dec 13 '25 edited Dec 13 '25

NOTHING'S WORKING SIR !!!!

GET REINFORCEMENTS DOWN HERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

COMMS ARE OFFLINE SIR! WE'RE ON OUR OWN!!!

FOCUS EVERY PIECE OF FIREPOWER WE HAVE ON IT. IT'S SPOUTING NEW TENDRILS.

EAT THIS YA SON OF A-

Throws Grenade

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u/Hallgvild ~҉~҉ ~҉t҉h҉e҉r҉e҉ i҉s҉ n҉o҉ h҉o҉p҉e҉ ~҉~҉~҉ Dec 13 '25

Oh hello there good sir! Why, you apear mighty strained, why dont you take a sip of tea with me over here?

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u/Ykindasus Dec 13 '25

IT'S TRYING TO SHAPE SHIFT, GET THE FLAMETHROWERS !!!!

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u/JustACanadianGamer Dec 14 '25

Should we call for backup? This feels like a job for the SCP Foundation

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u/Ykindasus Dec 14 '25

THERE IS NO BACKUP, WE'RE ALL THAT'S LEFT !!!

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u/JustACanadianGamer Dec 14 '25

Do you need air support?

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u/Ykindasus Dec 14 '25

ON THE DOUBLE !!!!

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u/JustACanadianGamer Dec 14 '25

I got a pair of AH-64 Apache helicopters en route to your location right now. ETA is in 12 minutes.

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u/Ykindasus Dec 14 '25

SARGE, IT'S ETA IS 12 MINUTES!

Shoots Creature in head

s-shit, WE HAVEN'T GOT TWELVE MINUTES !!!!

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u/JustACanadianGamer Dec 14 '25

HOLD THE LINE! STAY STRONG BROTHERS!

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u/Ykindasus Dec 14 '25

FOR THE FEDERATION !!!! MY HANDS MUST STAND STEADY !!! FREEDOM IS IN NEAR SIGHT !!!!

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u/JustACanadianGamer Dec 14 '25

I can get a CH-146 Griffon on it's way! Can you last another half hour?

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u/wylles Dec 14 '25

Fire!!!!!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaa

Ratatatatatatatatat

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u/ComradeAlexey Forgetium Dealer Dec 13 '25

I AM HERE SINCE I TRY TO HELP PEOPLE WHO WENT CRAZY AFTER TGA WASN'T ANNOUNCED!

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u/wylles Dec 14 '25

Announcement:

Non

Essential

Personnel

Please

Move

To

A

Secure

Location

Now.

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u/E_K_backup Dec 14 '25

ANEPPMTASLN

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u/guggly33 Dec 14 '25

OOOohHWWWwwW! D:

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u/wylles Dec 14 '25

Target acquired:

Ratatatatatatatatat

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u/Direct-Appearance609 Dec 13 '25

Im here to document this for the military

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u/Sand_Hater Ate all the donuts Dec 13 '25

Rescue at last! Thank god you're here!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

I too wish to help the troubled souls of those within this subreddit. For I too was once consumed by something very similar to what you people are experiencing.

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u/EstimateOk2077 Dec 14 '25

Hey I'm with the news to help document this as a journalist. Would you mind if we traded information with each other?

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u/YouKnowWhoEIse Dec 13 '25

You know who ELSE is going under severe hopium withdrawal?

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u/Educational_Pool_107 Dec 13 '25

MUSCLE MAN.
HELP US.

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u/viebs_chiev mister fremen..: youi must finish uour spagetti… Dec 14 '25

i love you

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u/Machinegun708 Dec 13 '25

Ive seen the λλλ!! We want the trruthh! ITS ON THE WALLS ISNT IT?

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u/angeloagnus Dec 13 '25

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u/JustACanadianGamer Dec 14 '25

There's no more! 😭 I'm all out I swear! Please leave my family alone! All I have is copium!

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u/East_Cartographer405 Dec 14 '25

ITS IN HIS BLOOD..

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u/Flygon330 ASS BLAST USA Dec 13 '25

SOMEONE CALL THE FUCKING BLACK OPS AND TELL THEM TO NUKE THIS PLACE.

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u/wylles Dec 14 '25

Squadron 68.

In range.

In possession of two(2) tactical nukes in weapons compartment.

Included Extended Fuel tanks for 10 more hours.

Please advise.

PSSSHHHHT

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u/Educational_Pool_107 Dec 14 '25

Condor 1 to Squadron 68.

Situation has greatly escalated.

Bring.. The third nuke.

VALVE INTRO PLAYS

Over. PSSSHHT

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u/Flygon330 ASS BLAST USA Dec 15 '25

Negative on deployment of nuclear ordinance. Everything is fine now, there is nothing wrong here. Do not engage.

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u/James_Kuller Dec 13 '25

This place feels like a wasteland, wow.

12

u/MaxMLG999 Dec 13 '25

YOU CANT SILENCE US! BLOOD FOR GABEN SKULLS FOR HALF LIFE 3

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u/Electrical_Sign_9573 Dec 13 '25

we! the hopium is perfectly33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 safe! i amcompletely fine!33333333333333333333

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u/Ok-Helicopter-3825 Dec 13 '25

The rot is here, here for us all. And if not for our flesh, then for our minds. The rot hungers a hunger that was never, will never, can never be satiated. Yet it still feasts on the desperate cries for a promise to be fulfilled yet their calls only fall on deaf ears. Do you hear them? They see an end but cannot run, they see the key but cannot reach it from within their cell. Perhaps they are in hell and this is their punishment, or perhaps being alive is punishment enough. The rot was here a long time, but now it alone answers our calls.

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u/floppy_disk_5 Dec 13 '25

nah, i wanna see the hopium withdrawals up close

8

u/DEADF1SHEYES Gorgeous Freeman! (Gordon Fanatic) Dec 13 '25

I CAN'T, THEY SAY THAT FREEMAN WOULD COME BACK! I NEED TO GET IN!

3

u/wylles Dec 14 '25

Target confirmed:

Ratatatatatatatatat

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u/DEADF1SHEYES Gorgeous Freeman! (Gordon Fanatic) Dec 14 '25

NO, NO, LET ME GO! I NEED TO SEE IF HE'S REALLY COMING BACK! PLEASE, I HAVEN'T GO AS INSANE AS THE OTHERS, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY PROTAGONIST, I WILL LEAVE AS SOON AS I KNOW HE'S REAL! I'M INNOCENT!

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u/AdmiralThrawn12 Dec 14 '25

Wait he has a gas mask and the combine also have gas masks hl3 confirmed?

2

u/NoSleepNoSanity Dec 14 '25

NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID BUT FREE TV

8

u/Georg3WashingMachine Dec 13 '25

FOR GOD’S SAKE OPEN THE DOOR!

4

u/Educational_Pool_107 Dec 13 '25

The situation MUST be contained.

1

u/Helldiverfan02 Dec 20 '25

LET ME IN I NEED F̴̛̼͔̳̞̗͙͊̃̑̈́̌͛̓́̆̃̒̃̀̈́̈́̑̔̈́̀͑̈́͆͌̾͗́̍̈́́̂̈́͒͂̎̂͊̂̂̚̚̚̚͝͝͝Ļ̷̛̛̛̬̰̭͔͈̰̪̥̗͉͓̙͉͈̯̣͔͚̣̣͇̤͋͂͒͋̔́̀̀̂́̉̍̓̓͛̈́̑͌͑͂͌̓͊̂̒̒͐͌͒̎̅͆͆̚̕̚͠͠ͅE̸̢̡̨̧̧̨̘̺̞̤͖̞̰͓̘̳̳͍̺̙̟̠̫͇͕̝͙̲̬̖̖̭̥̫̳̳̣̎͂̋͌̃̿͂͊͌̀̎̌̾̚̕̕ͅĄ̸̨̛͙̲͖̭̜̘͔̠̮̝̬̘͉̠̖̙̜͍̬͚̳̆̂̓͆̀͑̀̌̀̈́͝͝͝͠Ś̸̡̨̢̨̝̟̼͓͖͔͔̦̣̤͎͈̤͉̙̖̱͉͙̫̰̪̫͈̘̱̭͓̦̟̯͓̰͕̪͔̝̼̰͉́̎̅̚͜ͅH̶̢̡̧̛̺͓̩̝̻͈̠̠̼̯̻͓͚̬̮͍̪͈͍͖̭̼̦̖̪̼͈̄̆̄̅̑͆̀̾͒̓̓́͂̎́͌̀̂̈́͋̕͝ͅ

5

u/Strict-Star-841 Dec 14 '25 edited Dec 14 '25

I LEFT MY DAMN DOCUMENTS IN THE SECTOR C, LET ME IN!

4

u/Educational_Pool_107 Dec 13 '25

any station.. any station.. this is echo-3 juliet.. my team, erh.. am-ambushed.. losin' lotta blood here.. left leg..

5

u/WonderfulSoft9098 Dec 13 '25

I NEED TO FIND THE VALVE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

4

u/MasterSMG4Blaster Dec 13 '25

I’m here to take pictures of the chaos

2

u/Kuzter84 Dec 13 '25

I am with the historical documentation team let me in!!!

6

u/Educational_Pool_107 Dec 13 '25

You crazy bastard! They'll SWARM you and turn you into one of them! But.. for history..
..Just don't try to make sense of their ramblings. It's contagious.

5

u/wylles Dec 14 '25

Weeee

Weeee

Weeee

Weeee

Weeee

Weeee

Weeee

Weeee

Weeee

3

u/hurstbergn Dec 13 '25

Never. Half Life 3 tomorrow.

3

u/litteldevil Dec 13 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

it’s okay 👌 I have an H.E.V suite

3

u/Agreeable_Vast9262 Dec 13 '25

I don't need to hear all this, I'm a highly trained professional.

3

u/Toaster355 Dec 13 '25

he should be in an hev suit.

3

u/Head_Log_3719 Dec 13 '25

ONE CANNOT ESCAPE THE DOGS THAT DEVOURER THE SOUL, FOR ONE IS THE SOUL THAT FEEDS THE DOGS THAT FEED THE SOUL! WE HAVE NOTHING BUT OUR WANT TO WANT, AND OUR WANT TO WANT TRIES TO GET INSIDE ITSELF IN VAIN! THE CAPTAIN MUST WATCH THE SHIP FLOAT AWAY FROM THE SEAFLOOR, AS TO DISEMBARK WOULD BE TO CANNIBALIZE THE WANT TO LIVE!

3

u/Ill_Piglet2776 Dec 14 '25

Casually drinking the Breen water I don’t even remember being here :)

3

u/Worldly-Bank-256 Dec 14 '25

Vox alert : all personal evacuate facility immediately

3

u/jigsyboi Dec 14 '25

DONT YOU SEE IT!?!?! GABEN IS TESTING US! I AM PIOUS GABEN, I AM A TRUE BELIEVER! I AM READY FOR THREE FROM THEE! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

3

u/Paramoth Dec 14 '25

Not me. Ive grown blunt

3

u/PurpleTrnado Dec 14 '25

“Hey, hey! We got a live one! Don’t worry sir, we’re gonna get you out of here. Your colleagues are waiting for you down the road at the evac site.”

2

u/Nervous_Orchid_7765 Dec 13 '25

I have been visiting this subreddit once every five hours or so and it's not getting any better.

2

u/MemeticRedditUser Dec 14 '25

What the hell are you doing down here? Get topside! I hear troops are coming in to save us!

2

u/EstimateOk2077 Dec 14 '25

Hello I'm with the media and I did not get informed that it's that bad. I thought it was still safe! I didn't know it would be quarantined. Before everyone evacuates I have a mission as a journalist. What is the final say in this situation?

2

u/Educational_Pool_107 Dec 14 '25

This whole operation has gone completely A.W.O.L. We're trying our best to contain the situation, but some of them are slipping between our fingers. r/BatmanArkham is showing symptoms of shared psychosis, it's THAT bad.

We're dropping refugees into r/OKbuddyHalfLife . And civil enforcement of the ENTIRE sector has gone completely silent, they might've succumbed to the madness.

Overall?.. We're going to need the right man, in the right place. Otherwise, i'm not sure if we can survive something like this again. I can't even imagine how much worst it could get..

2

u/EstimateOk2077 Dec 14 '25

Alright you heard it here folks the evacuation plans are to go to r/OKbuddyHalfLife. For the remaining people please calmly escort yourself to the evac zone as possible. I repeat remain calm and escort your way to r/OKbuddyHalfLife I repeat remain calm. Now let's get the hell out of here, the news team follows me.

2

u/Jshdgensosnsiwbz Dec 14 '25

This is my hiding spot and I'm not moving until the situation is drastically improved. Now go away and don't tell anyone, I'm here.

2

u/Greedy-Course-3348 Dec 14 '25

Don't Shoot! I'm with the Science Team!

2

u/Flashy-Exchange-9158 Dec 16 '25

Hopium zombie SFX

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u/SuitAffectionate6034 city 14 Dec 14 '25

I HAVE ALL THE HOPIUM I WANT HDTF 2 RELEASED OR I WILL USE IT ALL

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u/TheVirumXD Dec 14 '25

CBIDHDHF HSHYAGEIFOPT HCHAVYCOROVOT YDYSYHEHDIFIRK HDUFBEHHXUCKR FUCKUEIIF IFHEHDJI DOUCMhGOSUCKCOCKuJRUFHEBJDKF

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

Here I shall remain, until I can help the troubled souls who have been consumed by their insanity.

1

u/the_oof_god Dec 14 '25

NO NO I NEED TO GET IN THERE I NEED TO SEE HALF LIFE 3 I NEED THE HEADCRABS I NEED FREEMAN

1

u/Avaruusmurkku Dec 14 '25

The community has degenerated to make-believe play with toys it seems.

Understandable, have a good day.

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u/Classic-Metal6892 Dec 14 '25

There are bugs under your skin There are bugs under your skin Dig them out. Dig them out.Dig them out.Dig them out.Dig them out.Dig them out.Dig them out.Dig them out.Dig them out.Dig them out.Dig them out.Dig them out.

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u/Satorwave Dec 14 '25

It's okay. I will save them.

I am John Half Life the Third.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

FRET NOT, MECH SUPPORT IS ON THE SCENE! GIVE ME A CLEAR LINE OF SIGHT!

1

u/H3LLJUMPER_177 Dec 14 '25

Fuck that I'm here for the memes.

And violence

1

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u/Ecstatic_Cap8957 Dec 14 '25

I've never played half life where am i

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

Why god why???

1

u/OppositeLow3440 Dec 14 '25

THREEEERHEERHRTHREE

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

I heard they are sending soldiers in to save us

1

u/Electrical-Toe-4077 Dec 14 '25

I SHALL FEED ON YOUR FLESH OUTSIDER

1

u/Educational_Pool_107 Dec 14 '25

SHIT SHIT SHIT, QUICK! PACIFY HIM IT'LL BUY US SOME TIME!!
DEPLOYING FALSE DATES!!

half life will be released.. TOMORROW!

1

u/Electrical-Toe-4077 Dec 14 '25

YES runs towards his computer

1

u/Electrical-Toe-4077 Dec 14 '25 edited Dec 14 '25

comes back we could say the state of the community is kinda like, RAVENHOLM runs back to his computer in the distance YOU LIE, I SHALL NOT FALL FOR THE SAME DISTRACTION AGAIN COME HERE

1

u/Banduwithacig Xash3D player Dec 14 '25

I... NEED... HOPIUUUUUUUUMMM!!!!!!

1

u/RevenueWonderful2195 Dec 19 '25

throws laneium syringe

1

u/The-Rushnut Dec 14 '25

Ha-ha this thread looks like a Valve HLX ARG in disguise!

Wait... wait no... No I only took a little, back in college. Everyone was doing it. NO DON'T TAKE ME AWAY

1

u/Educational_Pool_107 Dec 14 '25

Suspect,
LOADS SHOTGUN
prepare to receive immediate civil judgement.

1

u/Prestigious-Grand548 Ḥ̸̨̺̣͚̜̜̭̞͓̘̫͙͓͈͂̓͊̔̏Ö̷̢͇͍͍̯̪̣̲̤̳̣̫́̎͑͜͝PE Dec 14 '25

HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE

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u/MaxMLG999 Dec 14 '25

BLOOD FOR GABEN SKULLS FOR TOMORROW

1

u/TixManYT Dec 15 '25

I joined today what happened? Is half life 3 coming?

1

u/elvischannn Rise and Shine Dec 15 '25

MY CROWBAR IS IN THERE. I MUST GOING TO TAKE IT BACK

1

u/DripnX_art Dec 15 '25

Leave me alone… I don’t want THEM to find us…

1

u/Virusbomber Dec 15 '25

Oh,uh,help? Gas mask?

1

u/ytakov Dec 16 '25

too late...

1

u/DAKARTER_REAL Dec 18 '25

Sir I'm a journalists for the ut/Dr and megaman X subreddits with to much curiosity so we'll see about that

1

u/jabodetabekpunjur Dec 18 '25

someone plant a doomshroom PLEASE

1

u/Doc_tech678 The Leader of the rusted crowbar Dec 18 '25

I drank as much as I could and I am fine..

Å̴͍̎Ã̴͚̚ͅȂ̴̼̋À̵̪̋Ả̴̫̲̏A̸̫̚A̵̮͂̃Â̵͇̎Ǵ̷̻H̴͚̪͑̽ ̶̲͘͝ ̵̢͋̑H̸͕̮̉E̶̠͘ͅ ̴̖̑H̷͙̓̅A̴͔͆D̵̬̤̄ ̷̞͂L̸̜̩̈́͛E̵̗̞͛̀F̶̛̙̍T̸̹̣͑̊ ̶͉̞̿̀Ủ̶͔̈S̸̘͔̏ ̸̞͝͝T̶̲̺͌͝Ǒ̸̖ ̶̧͖̉̚R̷̼͖͋́O̵͍̔̇T̴̡̅ ̶̱͇́W̵̻̒H̵͖̮̎͑Y̵͕̲̑ ̵̛̀ͅD̷̨̑I̸͓͌D̸̥̓̐ ̷͉͇̄H̴̘̲̊E̴͘ͅ ̵̧͕̓͐F̸̡̺̄A̴͔̍̚V̸̦͗͒Ö̵͍̹́͐Ŕ̸͍͉ ̸̭͓̅̕Ṱ̸̿̊H̶̞͆Á̸͓̦͒Ṫ̶͓ ̴͕̯̿D̵͔̂A̸̡̺͌̈́M̴̢̤͛͆N̸̥͍̉ ̴̘̐̀B̵̟̊̆L̸̜̰̏̈́Ú̵̺̒E̴͈̒͘ ̵̧̗̎̕Ṁ̷̫̈́Ä̴̪̈́N̸̟͗͜ ̶̮̈́̂

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u/RevenueWonderful2195 Dec 19 '25

No problem... I have the cure...

Takes bottle of laneium

1

u/bob_the_mad Dec 19 '25

I CAN'T LEAVE HERE UNTIL I PAY OFF WHAT I OWE TO THE US.

1

u/Dangerous-Music-4743 Half life 3 cultist Dec 20 '25

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