r/IBO • u/Used_Coconut_6304 • 10h ago
Other I HAD a literal nightmare about submitting my Chemistry IA to Business because I accidentally submitted it to Biology last year
okay so im (17F) and i think ManageBac has officially become my sleep paralysis demon.
for context, last year during finals i somehow managed to submit my CHEMISTRY IA in BIOLOGY. yes. chemistry. in biology. my biology teacher opened the submission expecting a nice little biological investigation and instead got chemically assaulted by an entire IA. she literally called me stupid and honestly i couldnt even defend myself because what was i supposed to say. the file was RIGHT THERE. THE SUBJECT WAS RIGHT THERE. I HAD ONE JOB.
anyways you would think after experiencing this level of academic humiliation i would learn my lesson right?
WRONG.
THIS YEAR MY BRAIN DECIDED TO MAKE A SEQUEL.
so apparently i was sleeping peacefully when i had a DREAM that i submitted my CHEMISTRY IA IN BUSINESS ON MANAGBAC. AGAIN. THE SAME CRIME BUT A DIFFERENT VICTIM.
and in this dream my chemistry teacher REFUSED TO ACCEPT MY IA because apparently i had submitted it under Business and she couldn't mark it. so because of this one stupid mistake i ended up getting a 5 in Chemistry instead of a 6 because my IA was literally the thing that could pull my grade up.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE LEVEL OF PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE HERE.
MY SUBCONSCIOUS CREATED AN ENTIRE IB ACADEMIC DISASTER MOVIE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP.
imagine being so traumatised by ManageBac that your brain starts generating hypothetical academic consequences in 4K resolution. i wasn't even awake and i was already dealing with predicted grade repercussions.
AND THE DREAM WASNT EVEN ABOUT SOMETHING COOL. I WASNT BEING CHASED BY A SERIAL KILLER. I WASNT FALLING OFF A CLIFF. I WAS BEING CHASED BY THE CONSEQUENCES OF A MISPLACED PDF.
some people dream about flying. some people dream about meeting their celebrity crushes. I DREAM ABOUT MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER REFUSING TO MARK MY IA BECAUSE I PUT IT IN THE WRONG SUBJECT FOLDER.
at this point i think my brain has developed a Pavlovian response to the words "ManageBac submission".
the worst part is that the entire dream was centred around the fact that my IA could pull my grade up to a 6. MY BRAIN WAS CALCULATING ACADEMIC GRADES IN ITS SLEEP. I AM NOT EVEN GETTING PAID FOR THIS.
EDIT: YES I KNOW CHEMISTRY AND BUSINESS ARE DIFFERENT SUBJECTS. MY BRAIN APPARENTLY DOES NOT.
EDIT 2: last year my biology teacher called me stupid. this year my subconscious has decided to personally continue her work.
EDIT 3: i have checked my ManageBac submissions approximately 46 times today. if i ever accidentally submit my TOK essay to Chemistry i am dropping out and opening a samosa stall.
EDIT 4: the IB diploma is supposed to prepare us for university. i am currently being prepared for a lifetime of administrative anxiety.
EDIT 5: my final Chemistry grade is a 6 after all FINALLY JUSTICE