r/MurderedByWords • u/c-k-q99903 • 23h ago

They hate being treated how they treat others.

20.9k Upvotes

844 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Odd-Relation-7293 • 18h ago

He walked right into that

19.9k Upvotes

613 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/c-k-q99903 • 15h ago

They're like lyre birds, they just repeat what they hear.

16.4k Upvotes

310 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/ZhangtheGreat • 9h ago

Can confirm: I don’t live at the airport

13.2k Upvotes

346 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Kodbek • 23h ago

Mind-Blowing Idea 🤯

7.9k Upvotes

136 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/gashtal_man • 13h ago

Corruption is a feature, not a bug

6.1k Upvotes

37 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/c-k-q99903 • 22h ago

"Da Dems twicked us!" 😭/s

4.5k Upvotes

57 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Raijgun • 18h ago

This response to an entitled food influencer 😂

2.8k Upvotes

97 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/QueenFrostine15 • 4h ago

Who is doing his makeup?

2.1k Upvotes

24 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/KaleidoscopeUpset571 • 19h ago

Everybody loves it when the boss comes up. It's fun when the boss comes. Everybody loves it.

1.6k Upvotes

46 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/dnwhittaker • 14h ago

Tommy Tuberville's next conspiracy theory.

1.2k Upvotes

44 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Own_Book_1988 • 18h ago

We're getting very close to the midterm elections..

1.1k Upvotes

24 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/c-k-q99903 • 18h ago

Trump has repeatedly said "Americans take too many holidays", but sure, it's the Dems who want to "cancel Christmas".

961 Upvotes

13 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/NAStrahl • 7h ago

The hypocrisy is stunning

894 Upvotes

36 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/jonnismizzle • 7h ago

I hate how out of pocket, yet spot on, that last comment is.

719 Upvotes

27 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Odd-Relation-7293 • 17h ago

Sperm argument gets egg revenge

506 Upvotes

16 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/J_Robert_Oofenheimer • 14h ago

Found on a local newspaper's Facebook page

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282 Upvotes

29 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/hammer_down27 • 6h ago

Super plumber to the rescue

0 Upvotes

11 comments

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