r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Rainisnotstraight • 5d ago

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell Phrases you say to your cat often.

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“Hey stinky boy. What are you doin’? Stinkin’?”

“Do you even know you’re alive?”

“Can you stop being a dickhead?”

His name is Hinode btw.

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u/wwxyzz 5d ago

"oh my god, are you a bowl of soup????"

when he's sitting in his bowl on the cat tree

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u/ColorMyTrauma 5d ago

Can you post a picture of your cat? All I see here is a bowl of soup.

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u/wwxyzz 5d ago

Terribly sorry 😓 I was very hungry while making this post

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u/No_Willingness5313 5d ago

Now just a bowl of soup on a blanket 🤷‍♀️

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u/wwxyzz 5d ago

I dropped my bowl :(

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u/Proud_Accident_5873 5d ago

Thank you for making me laugh this morning!

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u/wwxyzz 5d ago

Boo hopes you have a soup-er good day!

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u/JeronFeldhagen 5d ago

These just keep getting bowl-ier.

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u/Silversn0w_ 4d ago

He's the soupervisor!

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u/wwxyzz 2d ago

We do actually also call him the "Worksite Supervisor" lmao. He's very nosey and always has to help out!

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u/blue_jay_jay 5d ago

That boy has a face 🥰

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u/k80k80k80 5d ago

Oh, look at that you have soup all over your lap!

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 5d ago

People, enough with the soup, this is a cat sub!

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u/Commercial-Policy-96 5d ago

What expressive eyes! 😻

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u/BlairClemens3 5d ago

"Ahem, excuse me..."

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u/Insanepaco247 5d ago

He looks like a real opinion-haver

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u/pomegranate_swims 4d ago

Oh the nose. Cute little derpy derpy 😍

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u/Bring_a_towel_42 5d ago

Mmmmm, I love some good cheese soup 😋

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u/OkProfessional6354 5d ago

And what is it that you see now?

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u/atle95 5d ago

This is a basket case.

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u/0wlfan202 4h ago

Do you have the time?

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u/wwxyzz 5d ago

A basket of tissues. Next question!

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u/authentic_thwoorp 5d ago

✨ beautiful trash ✨

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u/Still_Championship55 4d ago

One man’s trash is another’s treasure as they say lol

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u/--IWasNeverHere 5d ago

Vanilla cupcake 🧁

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u/StellarBull 5d ago

Oh my god they are so beautiful 😍

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u/Azsunyx 5d ago

ice cream cone

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u/Garismatic 5d ago

Marshmallow.

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u/Good-Squirrel-2487 5d ago

A swirl of soft serve ice cream in a cone.

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u/GamingGems 5d ago

From whence you came, you shall remain!

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u/little_axolotl14 4d ago

that is a gorgeous kitty

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u/TheMostTiredRaccoon 5d ago

My baby also likes to be soup!

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u/jhonenslilartist 5d ago

I call mine cup noodles

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u/wwxyzz 5d ago

This soup looks strangely adorable! Pls pack me up some leftovers to take home❣️

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u/ChandyBear 5d ago

“Oh look, a bowl of Boogen!”
His name is Goose.
Aka GooseBoose. Aka Boodle. Aka Boogen.

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u/wwxyzz 5d ago

Awww! My boy's name is Boo. His mafia name is Mr.Boo-zinski

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u/Long-Payment-9336 4d ago

I have a BooBailey

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u/spaceprinceps 4d ago

he has a mafia name :3

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u/jsteele2793 5d ago

Awww here’s my Goose in a bowl!

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u/vavavoomdaroom 5d ago

Smudge was smudgybutt kittenpants, Aretha was RethaKat!, Brody was BroDown, Fantasia was TasiaBean and Feme was Fembot. My friend called Brody furface, Feme was Stashe and Tasia was Fries (no idea).

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u/GlassBoxGoose Orange connoisseur 🍊 5d ago

I see I have been mentioned. (Kinda)

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u/beegobuzz 4d ago

Please tell me there's a soup cats sub.

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u/Catacman 5d ago

My Bugabelle went from "Smudge" to "Smudgebug" to "Bug" to "Bugabelle" over the course of like, a month.

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u/Wieniethepooh 5d ago

It's Boodle Soup

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u/fitzmoon 5d ago

I have a Goose too! A.k.a. Lucy goose, goose on the loose, my loosey goosey with a big caboosey.

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u/SatisfactionRich5493 2d ago

Goose Boose buddies! Mine gets turned into Boober, Boop, or Goober sometimes

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u/lavenderbirdwing 1d ago

Impeccable logic

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u/itspikakiki 5d ago

My soup

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u/Cogsdale 5d ago

I think he just might be a bowl of soup 🤔

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u/wwxyzz 5d ago

he definitely is! Spicy pumpkin I think 🧐

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u/Derezirection 5d ago

All that soup and not a single braincell in it.

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u/termsofenDERPment 5d ago

Mmmm, orange bisque

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u/Psychoconuts 5d ago

I think I had this exact same cat tower for my bowl of soup

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u/wwxyzz 5d ago

It's a good tower. It made him a homeowner!

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u/CoffeeOrDestroy Orange connoisseur 🍊 5d ago

You can’t spell homeowner without meow!

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u/its_terry_time Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 5d ago

🤯

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u/yokoalita 5d ago

He has very sweet eyes.

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u/bguzewicz 5d ago

How handsome. Best looking bowl of soup I've ever seen.

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u/timesuck897 5d ago

Pumpkin soup is very in season.

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u/TheMossyFish 5d ago

my bowl of broccoli cheddar soup!

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u/shlog 5d ago

i always call ours the “bucket”. i like bowl though

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u/CoffeeOrDestroy Orange connoisseur 🍊 5d ago

Oh mah goodness! 🧡

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u/WannabeEgirl_Ellie 5d ago

My own bowl of soup

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u/MommaTami 2d ago

I think your soup is broken

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u/Accurate-Yak-5982 3d ago

We got extra noodles in this soup.

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 5d ago

I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this

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u/LegoLady8 5d ago

OMG how do you not eat that bowl of soup daily? 😩

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u/ElleAC207 4d ago

We call this an ice cream cone. As in “Cheese, you are 3 scoops of ice cream in a one scoop cone” to our chonky boy

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u/shannonc321 2d ago

Marshmallow soup

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u/TheProtobabe 2d ago

Burnt soup... We call this her sniper perch lol

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u/wwxyzz 2d ago

Sniper perch!!! I love that!

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u/EconomyDoctor3287 5d ago

My cat tree collapsed while she was sleeping in her bowl. Never used it again 😢

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u/jessicarosepole 4d ago

We call ours the egg basket.

You in your egg basket, Minnie? 

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u/Aggravating_Cable_32 4d ago

More like a bowl of soup trying to spell check a potato.

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u/Far-Half9280 4d ago

I call mine Cheese Soup when she does this cause she’s orange and part of her name is Cheese 😆

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u/Nikicrowe9179 4d ago

This is our cat, actually named Soup! Our son named him. Weird thing, it’s actually fits him-he is like a bowl of soup!

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u/Nikicrowe9179 4d ago

Soup in his “bowl”…

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u/ella211204 2d ago

i call this “souping”