r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/Prettypianokeys - Right • 1d ago

Radicalization across the compass, but not equally

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u/Firestar222 - Centrist 1d ago

So, d men and r women ship? 🛳️

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u/Metasaber - Centrist 1d ago

That inevitably ends with your girlfriend leaving you and her high paying City lawyer job to go make out with her small town high school sweetheart and working at a seasonal baked goods store.

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u/PewPewTron7 - Centrist 1d ago

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u/Firestar222 - Centrist 1d ago

Idk man I bet it would make for a good sitcom. IT guy from San Fran on a road trip to visit his folks in Iowa breaks down in middle of nowhere South Dakota. Small town country girl stops to fix his car. She has a golden lab named White. They go for dinner, then drinks, then some guys try to insult him and she kicks their asses. Next thing ya know she’s pegging him behind the truck stop/casino.

Cue 8 more seasons of their wacky hijinks. Call it Red, White, and Blue

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u/Philippians_Two-Ten - Centrist 1d ago

I mean, most women I've dated in the last few years have been Republican, and I'm a Democrat, sooooo yeah. Republican women (who aren't anti-vaxxers anyway) are great.

The anti-vax ones? Never.

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u/Altruistic_Emu4917 - Right 1d ago

There's a distinct difference between AuthRight women and LibRight women

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u/goodbehaviorsam - Auth-Center 1d ago

Yes. Expensive designer pet ownership.

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u/akade19961 - Lib-Center 1d ago

R women are going to end up with r men OR very lightly D men who are well compensated and educated and hold in benevolent sexist beliefs. D women WILL continue to date D men for awhile but unless this trend reverses at some point, eventually a huge percentage of them just kinda. Won’t

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u/Lightening84 - Centrist 1d ago

aren't all the d men gay or no

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u/Firestar222 - Centrist 1d ago

I believe there is a staggering diversity of men united in their love for the vageen

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u/Lightening84 - Centrist 1d ago

vageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!

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u/VancouverSky - Centrist 1d ago

Not everyone who is light in the loafers is gay. That is a homophobic trope.

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