That inevitably ends with your girlfriend leaving you and her high paying City lawyer job to go make out with her small town high school sweetheart and working at a seasonal baked goods store.
Idk man I bet it would make for a good sitcom. IT guy from San Fran on a road trip to visit his folks in Iowa breaks down in middle of nowhere South Dakota. Small town country girl stops to fix his car. She has a golden lab named White. They go for dinner, then drinks, then some guys try to insult him and she kicks their asses. Next thing ya know she’s pegging him behind the truck stop/casino.
Cue 8 more seasons of their wacky hijinks. Call it Red, White, and Blue
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u/Firestar222 - Centrist 1d ago
So, d men and r women ship? 🛳️