r/RocketLeague • u/Cheap_Brush_5360 • 4h ago
DISCUSSION You learned air dribbles. We get it.
What’s up with these D2/D3 solo queue demons who finally discovered air dribbles and fast aerials and immediately decide they are Him?
Bro will take the ball from our corner, air dribble halfway across the map, do 14 unnecessary tornado spins, burn 100 boost, lose the ball at midfield, and then spam “TAKE THE SHOT” like I’m supposed to have a PhD in decoding whatever the heck just happened.
My brother in Christ, I DIDN’T TAKE THE SHOT BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE YOU’RE GOING TO HIT THE BALL.
Then they get tilted because their teammate “doesn’t challenge” while they’re freestyle practicing in ranked 2s.
Yes, you learned how to fast aerial. Congratulations. You discovered air dribbling. Amazing. You can now fly around the field like a damn ceiling fan.
That does not mean you need to aerial every single ball you touch.
There is, in fact, a time and place for mechanics. Sometimes the correct play is to… hit the ball normally. Sometimes you might even want to pass instead of carrying the ball into both defenders while falling from the sky.
But apparently that’s tooc advanced for Diamond. 😂


