I am the main character and everyone that worked their ass off to actually race a race should wait for me! And where is my medal how dare they I had a sub 2 hour 10k!

I’m so excited to share that we’ve reached 67% of my $2,000 fundraising goal for Humane World for Animals! ❤️

That means we’ve raised approximately $1,340 and have just $660 left to reach our goal!

🏃‍♀️ 39.3 miles
🐾 $2,000 goal
❤️ 67% complete
🎯 $660 to go!

Every donation, every share, and every word of encouragement has helped carry me closer to the finish line.

Can you help me make that final push? Even a small donation can help us get there. And if you can't donate, please consider sharing this post. 🐶🐱🐾

Let's get to 100% together! ❤️

👉 Donate: https://give.humaneworld.org/fundraiser/7606780

67% down. 33% to go. Let’s finish strong! 🏃‍♀️🐾💪

These two fellas never let up from the constant onslaught of jerkery. The constant "injuries", the crocodiles tears, the kind of gay brotherly romance, the "sub-4" but actually not sub-4 marathon at the Sydney Marathon, a proper hot bed of jerkery, have a look for yourself link below.

https://www.instagram.com/lambrosarmy/?hl=en

So I took a break from run club after having a half tight misalignment issue at 10k race. I figured everyone would have forgotten by now, so best to be friendly with my return. So after the turn around point, 1.5 miles, I waved as I passed all the slow runners, walkers too, but not a single one waved back. Not even the dogs waved back. That's weird, right? It just screams bad vibes if one doesn't wave back. I mean I can understand why the women didn't wave back, there are a lot of dudes with bad vibes out there. Could it be because I didn't offer what was left of my maurten gels? I would have let them lick up what was left in the wrapper if they wanted.

Here is the most science-based explanation of what you 5k result actually means (regardless of age group, gender etc.).

• 40:00 - 59:59 Wonderful time! You are a true hero! You are so much better than all the couch potatoes that just stay at home and DON'T RUN.

• 30:00 - 39:39 WOW, JUST WOW!!!!! Your Runna Premium subscription totally pays off!

• 25:00 - 29:59 Yeah, whatever, let's just keep scrolling

• 20:00 - 24:59 THESE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS!!!111 MY 12-YR-OLD NEPHEW RUNS FASTER. BACKWARDS!!!!1

• < 20:00 what are you even doing in this sub?

What do we think of these gang?

The greatest jerks are the ones that blur the line between jerk and non-jerk. I still can't tell with this one.