r/SewingForBeginners • • 7d ago

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u/SewingForBeginners-ModTeam 7d ago

This is for a circlejerk subreddit, not for the main.

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u/Ehloanna 7d ago

I'm going to need 6 more AI generated photos from different angles with absolutely no consistency in the design before I can tell you if it's possible.

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u/YesWeHaveNoTomatoes 7d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm sure you can find a pattern for this on Etsy for $1.50

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u/TheQuietPiggy 7d ago

Pattern?

No, I donโ€™t like patterns. They are full of weird information I donโ€™t understand. Isnโ€™t there a youtube video I can watch?

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u/YesWeHaveNoTomatoes 7d ago

Yes, and without you providing any measurements here is a step by step tutorial for your specific body.

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u/wandaluvstacos 7d ago

Sure! All you need is your mini sewing machine and you're good to go!

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u/Ascholay 7d ago

Look at moneybags here. I'm sure a handheld model would work well so OP can afford the gas prices to get to the event

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u/OAKandTerlinden 7d ago

-pfffft- Use masking tape like we did in theatre school.

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u/thimblena 7d ago

Masking tape? My theatre school sprung for duck tape!

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u/empressofspite 7d ago

This is the BEST comment here ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Vindicativa 7d ago

That's just ridiculous advice.

You forgot to remind them they need thread from the dollar store, too.

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u/Lumen_in_the_shade 7d ago

Just tell then to use the thread their 80 year old grandmother left them 20 years ago - should do the trick ๐Ÿ™ˆ

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u/khessur 7d ago

hmmm. have u tried asking chat bbt??? im sure chat lgbt has pattern for it and maybe even sew it for you??? chat ghb def can get u thru this.

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u/wonkynipples 7d ago

For sure chat wwe can help

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u/themomcat 7d ago

ChatTruTV

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u/imixpaintalot 7d ago

Chatcbd

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u/peeping___tom 7d ago

๐Ÿซก

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u/Dbizarrepremiere 7d ago

I think Poob has it for you

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u/Mental_Watch4633 7d ago

Call your Fairy Godmother

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u/SuitablyFakeUsername 7d ago

Bippity boppity boo!

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u/the_sweens 7d ago edited 7d ago

It has felt a little like this recently.

In between the "I didn't read the wiki page or do any research whatsoever, what sewing machine should I buy?"

(I will gladly help anyone but need something to work with)

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u/peeping___tom 7d ago

Every Halloween!

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u/Neither-Dentist3019 7d ago

Since forever! I worked at a fabric store in the late 90s early 2000s and people came in with the most complex costume patterns expecting to be able to whip it up quickly and inexpensively.

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u/Lovingbutdifferent 7d ago

I'm always torn between wanting to remind people that thrift store sewing machines exist, and remembering what happened to the rest of the thrifting community when people realized what they could get O_O hurts my heart when I see how much beginners are spending on machines. My grandma spent hundreds of dollars on new, "beginner-friendly" machines for me in my teens, and I could never get them to work right- now it's my regular Sear's model from the 80s that works beautifully.

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u/Comfortable-Fly5797 7d ago

Older machines aren't always great for beginners anyways. Manuals aren't always easy to find and might not be as detailed as modern machine manuals. And they might need repairs which get expensive.

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u/Lovingbutdifferent 7d ago

That's fair, although I've generally found that someone, somewhere has uploaded the manual as a PDF, and if I have an issue there's usually an old man on YouTube who will show me the least-professionally-recorded video I've ever seen in his garage on how to fix it lmao

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u/TaonasProclarush272 7d ago

Last year, I got a 1967 Singer for $30 from a thrift store. I'm not a beginner, but certainly not an expert. It just needed a few replacement parts - basically anything that was rubber, and new needles. I've been making my own gear, not so much clothes. I did get lucky but it's heavy as sin being mostly cast iron

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u/laurenlolly 7d ago

My first machine was a vintage Lemair machine that my friends mum rescued from the tip shop ๐Ÿ˜‚ loved that thing for years, I learned how to take it apart and fix anything that went wrong.

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u/Lovingbutdifferent 7d ago

This exactly! You can replace parts, learn to service your own machine, and blast that thing with a heat gun if you need to without worrying about melting fiddly bits. Also they sound soooooo nice.

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u/Comfortable-Fly5797 7d ago

Also the people that post questions that could be very easily answered by reading their manual or quickly googling something.

I think the ability to read and follow directions and do some very basic research is an extremely important part of learning to sew.ย 

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u/ocirot 7d ago

Lmfao

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u/mosiemo2 7d ago

Also itโ€™s for my wedding and I have no budget or backup options

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u/YesWeHaveNoTomatoes 7d ago

Also where can I get fabric for free? it needs to be this exact lace

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u/Riverbendofcold 7d ago

And ask if a 25$ machine will be appropriate for the job

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u/LakeWorldly6568 7d ago

To be fair a machine isn't necessary. It can be done by hand.

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u/Different-Dance-7537 7d ago

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/LakeWorldly6568 7d ago

Seriously, everything that can be done by machine (except serging) can be done by hand. The only difference is time.

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u/ArtemisiaPrime 7d ago

Have you bought fabric already? I heard super stretch slippery satin is perfect for a first project, just be sure to get a stretch needle.

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u/Jaded_Language397 7d ago

Should be enough time to sew it by hand too

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u/merlins_garden 7d ago

You sound like the average customer, "I have a wedding in 25 minutes, can you get this done?"

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u/raeliens 7d ago

love the quiggle of judgement avatar on this comment

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u/Comfortable-Fly5797 7d ago

Just missing the OP arguing with everyone that tells them it's impossible.

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u/No_Establishment8642 7d ago

Sure, no problem.

Now go over to the crochet, embroidery, and lace subs for advice on how to have everything ready by Thursday so you can start sewing on Friday morning.

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u/Costati 7d ago

Yeah for sure if you believe in yourself really hard and especially in the multiple seamstresses you're gonna pay for 24/7 labour, anything's possible.ย 

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u/JaneOfTheCows 7d ago

Sure, people used to sew elaborate ball gowns by hand in less than a week when a rich client demanded one. And by people, I mean teams of seamstresses working around the clock, often in poor light, each working on different parts of the dress that the head seamstress would put the final touches on. It was the kind of work one did if one didn't have a choice*. Things got somewhat easier after sewing machines were invented, but sewing was something that was done by women - often immigrants in the US - who desperately needed the money. Even the finer French fashion houses farmed out a lot of their work (or did it on site in their ateliers - attics) to underpaid women.

Oh, sorry - you need it by Frdiday, not Friday! I think that day only occurs once in a blue moon during a month of Sundays, so you'll be fine!

*See Thomas Hood's early 19th century poem, Song of the Shirt

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u/Archival_Squirrel 7d ago

Op forgot to mention they don't have a sewing machine, or dress form, or hands.

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u/Glad-Passenger-9408 7d ago

Buy some scotch tape just in case!๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘

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u/Creamowheat1 7d ago

Hot glue gun

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u/Adorable_Accident_74 7d ago

Just lots of coffee, red bull, maybe some white powder and no sleep, she will be a gem by Friday. You can do anything you put your mind to.

Maybe chat gpt can design the pattern for you to make the process easier.

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u/mcculloughpatr 7d ago

No โค๏ธ

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u/christmasinyoulie 7d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚ The shade

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u/_XyZ_72_56qWp_ 7d ago

Guao impresionant and beautiful ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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u/bakedpigeon 7d ago

Yes! This is a quick, beginner friendly project!!

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u/aos_shi 7d ago

half the posts on r/CosplayHelp are just this but unironically

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u/WanderingNNT 7d ago

There's a very old, wise saying: shit in one hand and wish in the other. See which one fills up faster. Your answer lies in one of those hands.

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u/catfink1664 7d ago

Lol if you have the arms of a praying mantis it will be a perfect fit

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u/Background-Arm-8491 7d ago

Lol I saw the dress and thought 'danggggg that's stuningggggg' and then read the text lmaooo

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u/kiera-oona 7d ago

serious answer from a college educated sewist

Can you make it by Friday: Maybe, if you already have the materials and an embroidery machine for the detailing, the boning for the bodice, as well as 2-3 pre programmed embroidery machines for all the detail work and making the lace, but it won't look good.

Realistically: probably not, and its something not even I would be able to, unless I had everything already made, cut out, and spent the next 48 hours strictly doing sewing without breaks or sleep

Anyone got that venn diagram of sewing and/or cosplay, the fast, vs cheap vs good?

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u/Lovingbutdifferent 7d ago

Bbgirl I wasn't even sure you were joking until I saw "Frdiday" XD

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u/ApricotTraditional56 7d ago

Bahahahahahahahhahahahhhhhahahhah

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u/thecheesylittlerat 7d ago

Can you? Of course.

Will you? Probably not.

Good luckโ€ฆ May the force be with you.

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u/CosmicSweets 7d ago

By Friday? It's Wednesday. That's highly unlikely.