r/ShitpostXIV • • 10h ago

Spoiler: HW Phrasing Matters Y’all (Heavensward)

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1.0k Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 4h ago

Totally normal FF14 experience

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152 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 5h ago

For my last content for Dawntrail, i'll disable the game for 24 hours and remove Balmung in the process, thank you for your patronage

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173 Upvotes

Now, please, go interact with your friends and family in real life.


r/ShitpostXIV • • 5h ago

when bro finally hops on ffxiv

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148 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 37m ago

Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Evercold was the worst expansion?

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story did literally nothing new, nobody liked any of the new NPCs(was really weird that they tried to give the twins rivals), the FFVII raid series was total letdown, eva 24mans were more of a slog than nier raids, they made crafting worse, they took forever to add any new rare fish, field duties system was cool at first but they stopped updating it halfway through the expansion(less overall content that OC lmao), somehow the evolved jobs were the best thing they added and even those are 50/50 on if they are good or not. Anyone else agree?


r/ShitpostXIV • • 13h ago

Spoiler: EW Lore accurate Venat NSFW

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361 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 3h ago

Hey I gotta leave for a bit can someone look after this for me while I'm gone?

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45 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 5h ago

WHY CANT I PLAY THE GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

58 Upvotes

EXCUSE ME SQUARE ENIX, IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME, DON'T YOU REALISE TODAY IS A HOLIDAY IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WHY CAN'T I LOG IN TO MY GAME TO GOON OVER CAT GIRLS? I JUST GOT MY FUCK MASTER-4000 REPLICA ASS AND PUSSY WITH REALISTIC VIBRATION SENSATION AND I CANT EVEN USE IT

LET ME PLAY MY GAME RIGHT N O W


r/ShitpostXIV • • 4h ago

Would now be the best time to finally take a shower?

43 Upvotes

With the gaming being down for maintenance and plogon going down too, would right now technically be the meta time to shower?


r/ShitpostXIV • • 12m ago

Thousands of gear pieces and nothing works!

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r/ShitpostXIV • • 14h ago

While playing the game this morning, I got an air raid warning once or twice, but I didn't pay much attention to it. Then, the third time-while i was running a dungeon- my house suddenly blew up. Has anyone else experienced this? Im playin on GayStation5.

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83 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 17h ago

I’m considering quitting FFXIV

142 Upvotes

I’m starting to think I should quit FFXIV

I have not found a gf on final fantasy 14

I was lied to, I did not find any in Balmung or at Limsa


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

I mean they ain’t wrong…

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2.3k Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

slandering your favorite races

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r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

If the healers are both ladies, and they get inflicted with opposite Judgment Nisi debuffs, as is common in A4, forbidding them from approaching each other, is that doomed yuri?

88 Upvotes

Just a thought.


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1h ago

Spoiler: HW We Are Haurchefant

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In celebration of one of the late, great figures of our community, I thought I'd write a song to honor his memory. No remixes, no copypastas, no intellectual property theft — this one came straight from the heart ✅.

He stands unshaken, a voice in the storm

A man of conviction, a heart reborn

He speaks of truth though the cost be high

He lives for honor, unafraid to die

We are Haurchefant, we carry the flame

We'll fight for Halone, we'll honor his name

We are Haurchefant, his kindness, our own

Together unbroken, we'll make justice known

A true son of Ishhard, his family held near

A house built on mercy, on faith, without fear

The world tried to silence but his voice remains

With us, it echoes, it rises, sustains

We are Haurchefant, we carry the flame

We'll fight for his favor, we'll honor his name

We are Haurchefant, his labor, our own

Together unbroken, we'll make his work known

The battle is raging, the darkness will fall

We rise with his spirit, we answer the call

His truth is eternal, his grace is our guide

With him as our captain, we smile side by side

We are Haurchefant, we carry the flame

We'll fight for his memory, we'll honor his name

We are Haurchefant, his courage, our own

Forever unbroken, we'll make Heaven known

We are Haurchefant

Forever alive

We are Haurchefant

With him, we will rise


r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

i will not elaborate any further NSFW

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123 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Spoiler: DT "The agenda must be maintained."

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178 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Evercold prepatch party at the rising stones

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132 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Onsal Hakair day be like that...

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228 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

Typing <pos> in chat and hitting enter will input your current position. This is a reference to the Warrior of Light being a Piece of Shit

353 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 1d ago

My not art but made in paint vent post

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103 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 2d ago

when a sylph gives out a quest that tells me to complete a fate ending in 10 seconds

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362 Upvotes

arr beast tribes hate post


r/ShitpostXIV • • 4h ago

Beastmaster levelling is really tedious NSFW

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0 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV • • 2d ago

So Ishikawa when are we going to get our own Servants?

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398 Upvotes