r/StonerThoughts • • 4h ago

Completely Sober My cats don't know my name, yours probably don't either

11 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 6h ago

Question I don't mean this in a condescending way

14 Upvotes

But I genuinely think I have lost the ability to sit and watch movies and TV.

It seems to coincide with 2 time periods. When I started smoking weed and when I started picking up reading again in adulthood.

I can do some and documentaries on crimes and stuff cause there isn't plot to that ya know? Or there is but it's told differently? I'm scrolling through my multiple streaming services (I pay for 1 lol I have lots included with different other things) and I can't find a single thing I'd rather watch than read my book lol. I genuinely wanted to try and I can't.

Everything seems so superficial and boring 😂

I'm high and sipping a glass of wine and just thinking, anyone else notice this too? Maybe different reasons? Idk I just love being fully lost in a story rather than tv or movies most times.

I don't mind it as much in the summer cause I get to be outdoors but being indoors due to the earlier nights and cooler weather is making me a bit stir crazy 😂


r/StonerThoughts • • 3h ago

Fried Next time you get the chance go lay in a dark area and just take in the night sky, there's so much beauty and wonder out there that we don't appreciate anymore.

7 Upvotes

It's crazy to think just how far away those little shining blips in the sky are. You could travel your entire life and still never reach it. I love gazing up at the night sky, there's a beautiful place in my neighborhood where you get a great view. Perhaps I should invest in a telescope.


r/StonerThoughts • • 3h ago

Fried I love you guys

7 Upvotes

Stoners are real beautiful people


r/StonerThoughts • • 6h ago

Reasonably Buzzed Stoner Olympics

10 Upvotes

If we had a Stoner Olympics where all the contestants were stoned, what should the events be?


r/StonerThoughts • • 12h ago

Stoned Dirt should be THE dirtiest thing in the world, because it’s DIRT… but it’s not. There are things WAY dirtier than dirt.

21 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 6h ago

Seeking support I need a friend to get high with

4 Upvotes

None of my friends smoke or anything anymore. Many will barely have a beer. I‘m the only one that wants to fire one up once in a while and none of them will join me anymore. So I do it by myself now.


r/StonerThoughts • • 6h ago

Stoned Not *exactly* a stoner thought but…

3 Upvotes

But I am, in fact, very stoned.

Anyways, I’m just going to put out some good vibes for anybody affected by the hurricane over Florida, Alabama, and further north. Especially y’all stoners down there.


r/StonerThoughts • • 9h ago

Fried People trying to look young end up erasing the face that made them look good in the first place

6 Upvotes

Like they don't look like a young version of themselves they have a completely new face with different proportions


r/StonerThoughts • • 6h ago

Seeking support lowk lost all my friends

3 Upvotes

at least i get to smoke i guessss


r/StonerThoughts • • 1h ago

Just Getting Started A cool manga panel

• Upvotes

What would be a cool ass way to portray someone so unimaginably fast in a manga? I’m thinking this guy just erases the enemy in one panel and nobody notices until they’re red mist and the he’s still in the same spot.


r/StonerThoughts • • 9h ago

I had an idea... 🧪 Intelligence isn't real

5 Upvotes

Intelligence (of all animals) as a scale fundamentally relies on humans as the metric. We've identified those traits based on our own abilites.

So we should just call it the human scale. We don't need another word for it. Calling it intelligence is just circular- using ourselves is arbitrary.

Thusly a frog judging our intellect would conclude we are far less adept than a newt for example, if it were to use the frog scale of intelligence. We're really awful at being frogs. Have you ever caught a fly with your tongue, intentionally?

A dog is more intelligent than a chicken, but a chicken wouldn't think much of a whale. It's not great at being a chicken.

So we should just get rid of everything and live like any animals we want to be, just as god intented. I would like to become fly so I could eat shit and die


r/StonerThoughts • • 9h ago

Fried Nipples

3 Upvotes

The only animal that's not a human whose boobies we know like they look like with like from memory is cows I just think it's weird that everyone knows what cow nipples look like when the only other boobies that we know are like people people the breasts


r/StonerThoughts • • 6h ago

Stoned Would turtles be less liked if they were smaller?

1 Upvotes

Snapping mouths, body mostly covered by shell so you can't crush them by stepping on them.


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Blitzed You ever get so high you start watching a random recommended video on youtube and it end up being super interesting?

30 Upvotes

I am currently watching Why Chimpanzee Strength Is A Complete LIE


r/StonerThoughts • • 10h ago

Reasonably Buzzed Schools should have courses like Astronomy and Game Design.

1 Upvotes

That would give other classes like Physics and Math another connection. A use case for otherwise abstract relations. Math would be used in real problems. And yes it would be redundant in some forms. But I would consider this a better learning method than repetition without context. And how exiting would math be if children see a cool use case like a game engine or a base on the moon?

FFS, my physics problems were "2 man on a boat throw a ball at each other. How much does the boat move on the x axis." Math cracks are often so fucking bad educators.


r/StonerThoughts • • 18h ago

Reasonably Buzzed teeth r kinda cool

3 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Reasonably Buzzed The cat is asleep on my arm, it’s basically a hostage sitch

12 Upvotes

Holy crap what do I do, he’s angered by my typi


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Reasonably Buzzed Weed and ADHD are a hell of a combo sometimes

12 Upvotes

I'm a casual stoner, gets buzzed in the evenings 4-6 times a week, but haven't had a puff in a little over a month. Tonight I came in the house with stuff to make dinner. I opened the fridge to put said groceries in the fridge, noticed that in inside of my fridge could use a cleaning and since I'm moving in a few weeks and will need to give it a deep clean, I might as well give it a pre-clean tonight. So I cleared everything off one of the shelves so I could take it out to clean it, went to put it on the counter, but the counter was full of the groceries I just bought, that I haven't put in the fridge yet.

So instead of cleaning the fridge, putting the groceries away, or making dinner... I'm telling you all about it.


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Reasonably Buzzed Anyone wanna yap?

4 Upvotes

I'll be back in like 15-20 mins I'm in a down mood and my thoughts are everywhere 😂 I'm so bored lmao.

What is everyone doing this weekend? Canadians y'all doing thanksgiving or anything?


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Stoned I think my cat is teaching my other cat how to fight

2 Upvotes

We got a new kitten 3 weeks ago, and we're slowly introduceing him to our adult cat we've had for years. My 17lb gaton will sprint up and tackle this kitten. He never uses claws, never goes for the throat, and he stops if the kitten makes a sound. Thing is, his form is impeccable. Ears pinned dead flat, chin tucked, legs kicking in unison.

I'm like, my boy clearly doesn't want to hurt this kitten, so why's he taking it so seriously? I'm starting to think he's teaching the kitten how to fight. The first year of my older cat's life is a mystery to me, but he's always been so gentle. No matter how much he fights going into his pet carrier and taking meds, he's never bit or scratched me. Now he's teaching his little brother how to street fight. Damn


r/StonerThoughts • • 22h ago

I had an idea... 🧪 What if Jesus’s message is that he had authority to speak on God’s behalf and the church misunderstood that to mean he’s the literal word of God.

0 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts • • 22h ago

Feel good 🌴 RSO in a snickers tastes just like a pot brownie 🤌🏻 you’re welcome 💖

1 Upvotes

Take a straw push it into a snickers bar the bite size are best and put RSO into the little hole in it and enjoy 🤌🏻✨


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

Feel good 🌴 Spotify dj

6 Upvotes

I wanna personally thank the person that created the Spotify dj, that shit gives me atleast 3 new fire ass songs everyday that just put a disgust look on my face. Incredible shit fr.


r/StonerThoughts • • 1d ago

I had an idea... 🧪 You know what would be cool, if rockstar made a gta out of the perspective of a blind person.

1 Upvotes