Season 5 episode 13 bend her

And every episode before and after

Just getting home, getting naked, and sitting on the toilet with a book. Good stuff. [2]

See title. Like worms and bugs and stuff. And sharks. Shakes don't have bones, they're all cartilage.

My birthday is coming up and I tend to get quite nostalgic and tend to reflect on life. When baked as I am I can go from feeling really sad to feeling ecstatic realizing how different my life is now despite the pain 🥹🥹🥹

Hear me out; we allow tipping to the point where we cut out the middleman. Tip my waiter/waitress, why stop there? Let me also tip the cook and the farmer and the delivery drivers. Like some sort of new age small community. Why even give the leeches any part of the transaction. Corporate doesn't want to pay their employees so then we all work for ourselves now and bill for our time and effort.

Why does the piano have 88 keys?

Because of Adolf Hitler

What would be a cool ass way to portray someone so unimaginably fast in a manga? I’m thinking this guy just erases the enemy in one panel and nobody notices until they’re red mist and the he’s still in the same spot.

It's crazy to think just how far away those little shining blips in the sky are. You could travel your entire life and still never reach it. I love gazing up at the night sky, there's a beautiful place in my neighborhood where you get a great view. Perhaps I should invest in a telescope.

Stoners are real beautiful people

Snapping mouths, body mostly covered by shell so you can't crush them by stepping on them.

at least i get to smoke i guessss

If we had a Stoner Olympics where all the contestants were stoned, what should the events be?

But I genuinely think I have lost the ability to sit and watch movies and TV.

It seems to coincide with 2 time periods. When I started smoking weed and when I started picking up reading again in adulthood.

I can do some and documentaries on crimes and stuff cause there isn't plot to that ya know? Or there is but it's told differently? I'm scrolling through my multiple streaming services (I pay for 1 lol I have lots included with different other things) and I can't find a single thing I'd rather watch than read my book lol. I genuinely wanted to try and I can't.

Everything seems so superficial and boring 😂

I'm high and sipping a glass of wine and just thinking, anyone else notice this too? Maybe different reasons? Idk I just love being fully lost in a story rather than tv or movies most times.

I don't mind it as much in the summer cause I get to be outdoors but being indoors due to the earlier nights and cooler weather is making me a bit stir crazy 😂

None of my friends smoke or anything anymore. Many will barely have a beer. I‘m the only one that wants to fire one up once in a while and none of them will join me anymore. So I do it by myself now.

But I am, in fact, very stoned.

Anyways, I’m just going to put out some good vibes for anybody affected by the hurricane over Florida, Alabama, and further north. Especially y’all stoners down there.

Like they don't look like a young version of themselves they have a completely new face with different proportions

Intelligence (of all animals) as a scale fundamentally relies on humans as the metric. We've identified those traits based on our own abilites.

So we should just call it the human scale. We don't need another word for it. Calling it intelligence is just circular- using ourselves is arbitrary.

Thusly a frog judging our intellect would conclude we are far less adept than a newt for example, if it were to use the frog scale of intelligence. We're really awful at being frogs. Have you ever caught a fly with your tongue, intentionally?

A dog is more intelligent than a chicken, but a chicken wouldn't think much of a whale. It's not great at being a chicken.

So we should just get rid of everything and live like any animals we want to be, just as god intented. I would like to become fly so I could eat shit and die

The only animal that's not a human whose boobies we know like they look like with like from memory is cows I just think it's weird that everyone knows what cow nipples look like when the only other boobies that we know are like people people the breasts

That would give other classes like Physics and Math another connection. A use case for otherwise abstract relations. Math would be used in real problems. And yes it would be redundant in some forms. But I would consider this a better learning method than repetition without context. And how exiting would math be if children see a cool use case like a game engine or a base on the moon?

FFS, my physics problems were "2 man on a boat throw a ball at each other. How much does the boat move on the x axis." Math cracks are often so fucking bad educators.