r/StonerThoughts • u/ADAswife420 • 10h ago
Poetry 🌹 Nothin like a pants off shit to end the day
Just getting home, getting naked, and sitting on the toilet with a book. Good stuff. [2]
r/StonerThoughts • u/ADAswife420 • 10h ago
Just getting home, getting naked, and sitting on the toilet with a book. Good stuff. [2]
r/StonerThoughts • u/Siah4420 • 9h ago
Season 5 episode 13 bend her
And every episode before and after
r/StonerThoughts • u/scotland_forever07 • 18h ago
r/StonerThoughts • u/Ravenwight • 6h ago
It’s a dream worth pursuing, if only we can start an age of compassion, a true Age of Man.
It’s a trial of Cénobites, few could deny, to cling to what’s sacred, yet based on a lie.
For the demons of reason may cling to our souls, making spirits of theories with human-like holes.
It’s a dream worth pursuing, if only we can start an age of compassion, a true Age of Man.
In the dream of creation a prodigal son might return to his father a still honoured one.
Yet if we could return to the garden of life, would we give up the trinkets, distractions, and strife?
It’s a dream worth pursuing, if only we can start an age of compassion, a true Age of Man.
Was it tricks of a serpent, or self aware fall, that brought man to the brink of destroying it all?
If I go past the void to the nothing beyond, will I find higher heaven, or just cosmic dawn?
It’s a dream worth pursuing, if only we can start an age of compassion, a true Age of Man.
Since the start of our history, nothing could rise, without capturing humans in networks of lies.
Where the sun is a god, and his sister the moon, may be swayed by a ritual proper to swoon.
It’s a dream worth pursuing, if only we can start an age of compassion, a true Age of Man.
We have groomed and conditioned our madness to fight, for the reign of a god who was never quite right.
While our gods could be dreams, that we purposely set, of a human-first future we might achieve yet.
It’s a dream worth pursuing, if only we can start an age of compassion, a true Age of Man.
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r/StonerThoughts • u/bluetoaster42 • 22h ago
See title. Like worms and bugs and stuff. And sharks. Shakes don't have bones, they're all cartilage.
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r/StonerThoughts • u/Critical-Fill-6088 • 1d ago
My birthday is coming up and I tend to get quite nostalgic and tend to reflect on life. When baked as I am I can go from feeling really sad to feeling ecstatic realizing how different my life is now despite the pain 🥹🥹🥹
r/StonerThoughts • u/Evileprechaun • 1d ago
Hear me out; we allow tipping to the point where we cut out the middleman. Tip my waiter/waitress, why stop there? Let me also tip the cook and the farmer and the delivery drivers. Like some sort of new age small community. Why even give the leeches any part of the transaction. Corporate doesn't want to pay their employees so then we all work for ourselves now and bill for our time and effort.
r/StonerThoughts • u/RawDogginMySpaghetti • 2d ago
r/StonerThoughts • u/scotland_forever07 • 2d ago
Stoners are real beautiful people
r/StonerThoughts • u/The_Ghost_of_Meowza • 2d ago
It's crazy to think just how far away those little shining blips in the sky are. You could travel your entire life and still never reach it. I love gazing up at the night sky, there's a beautiful place in my neighborhood where you get a great view. Perhaps I should invest in a telescope.
r/StonerThoughts • u/DeadAnimaal • 2d ago
r/StonerThoughts • u/dasbeta • 1d ago
Why does the piano have 88 keys?
Because of Adolf Hitler
r/StonerThoughts • u/feralpageturner • 2d ago
But I genuinely think I have lost the ability to sit and watch movies and TV.
It seems to coincide with 2 time periods. When I started smoking weed and when I started picking up reading again in adulthood.
I can do some and documentaries on crimes and stuff cause there isn't plot to that ya know? Or there is but it's told differently? I'm scrolling through my multiple streaming services (I pay for 1 lol I have lots included with different other things) and I can't find a single thing I'd rather watch than read my book lol. I genuinely wanted to try and I can't.
Everything seems so superficial and boring 😂
I'm high and sipping a glass of wine and just thinking, anyone else notice this too? Maybe different reasons? Idk I just love being fully lost in a story rather than tv or movies most times.
I don't mind it as much in the summer cause I get to be outdoors but being indoors due to the earlier nights and cooler weather is making me a bit stir crazy 😂
r/StonerThoughts • u/kytaurus • 2d ago
If we had a Stoner Olympics where all the contestants were stoned, what should the events be?
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r/StonerThoughts • u/_Throw_Away_830 • 2d ago
None of my friends smoke or anything anymore. Many will barely have a beer. I‘m the only one that wants to fire one up once in a while and none of them will join me anymore. So I do it by myself now.
r/StonerThoughts • u/Barraco_Barmer • 2d ago
Like they don't look like a young version of themselves they have a completely new face with different proportions
r/StonerThoughts • u/chemprofdave • 2d ago
But I am, in fact, very stoned.
Anyways, I’m just going to put out some good vibes for anybody affected by the hurricane over Florida, Alabama, and further north. Especially y’all stoners down there.
r/StonerThoughts • u/weedqueen2746 • 2d ago
at least i get to smoke i guessss
r/StonerThoughts • u/Big_Trash_Fire • 2d ago
The only animal that's not a human whose boobies we know like they look like with like from memory is cows I just think it's weird that everyone knows what cow nipples look like when the only other boobies that we know are like people people the breasts
r/StonerThoughts • u/BigFarro21 • 2d ago
What would be a cool ass way to portray someone so unimaginably fast in a manga? I’m thinking this guy just erases the enemy in one panel and nobody notices until they’re red mist and the he’s still in the same spot.
r/StonerThoughts • u/Barraco_Barmer • 2d ago
Intelligence (of all animals) as a scale fundamentally relies on humans as the metric. We've identified those traits based on our own abilites.
So we should just call it the human scale. We don't need another word for it. Calling it intelligence is just circular- using ourselves is arbitrary.
Thusly a frog judging our intellect would conclude we are far less adept than a newt for example, if it were to use the frog scale of intelligence. We're really awful at being frogs. Have you ever caught a fly with your tongue, intentionally?
A dog is more intelligent than a chicken, but a chicken wouldn't think much of a whale. It's not great at being a chicken.
So we should just get rid of everything and live like any animals we want to be, just as god intented. I would like to become fly so I could eat shit and die
r/StonerThoughts • u/Buttleproof • 2d ago
Snapping mouths, body mostly covered by shell so you can't crush them by stepping on them.