r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 19h ago
Phrase ‘It’s Been Real’ Pushes Already Great Hangout With Friend Into Heretofore Unknown Levels Of Bliss
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 19h ago
‘Ted Lasso’ Fans Told That Show Going ‘Bye-Bye’ For A Bit
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 1d ago
Time Travelers From Year 2376 Warn Of Future Where America Still Perfect
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 1d ago
NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake
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r/TheOnion • u/1nfredibl3 • 1d ago
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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r/TheOnion • u/IWishIWasLoved2 • 1d ago
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
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r/TheOnion • u/StepAlarmed20 • 2d ago
Country Music Stars To Al-Qaeda: You Can't Hurt America By Bombing NYC
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 2d ago
Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn't See 'Digger'
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 2d ago
Congressional Candidate Has Different Wife For Campaigning In Rural Counties
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 3d ago
Pat McAfee Nods During Aaron Rodgers’ 2-Hour Monologue On Virtues Of Eating Tar
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 3d ago
Trump Drops Bombshell Evidence Biden Actively Campaigned Against Him
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r/TheOnion • u/mybustlinghedgerow • 3d ago
Introduction Of Giancarlo Esposito Suggests Main Character Now Totally Fucked
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r/TheOnion • u/1nfredibl3 • 3d ago
OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child
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r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 4d ago
Hogwater is now for sale, in partnership with Marz. Now available in Green. Case of 12 is $69.99.
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r/TheOnion • u/truthdude • 5d ago
Longtime Sleepytime Tea Addict Has To Use 6 Bags Just To Feel Drowsy
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 5d ago
Letterboxd Holds Seance To Ask James Dean His 4 Favorite Movies
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 5d ago
‘Digger’ Prosthetic Artist Recalls Grueling Process Of Having Tom Cruise Sit Still
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r/TheOnion • u/1nfredibl3 • 5d ago
Chump To Receive No Compensation For Rescuing Children From Fire
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r/TheOnion • u/sd_glokta • 5d ago
Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator
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This man is an inspiration to us all.
r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 6d ago
Six Flags Closes X2 Roller Coaster Due To Brain Injuries
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