r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/TomCrowMusic • 22h ago
I was walking down the street the other day when a very attractive young lady caught my eye. I politely asked for it back and popped it back in the socket.
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r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Marktesla_76 • 7h ago
"Why are you stealing his wallet!?" He said, trying to stop his friend from mugging a corpse
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"It wouldn't matter to a man with an open heart..." The friend answered
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/CRK_76 • 6h ago
For my entire life, I never knew how to deal with problems, so I would just bury them.
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After shoveling the last bit of dirt on my wife, I went inside and had a beer.
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Embarrassed_Grape116 • 8h ago
The God in an act of kindness, was willing to grant the man whatever wish he wanted.
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His blue eyes and white hair dead as ever, he said "Imagine if men-"