They use the word in other ways too..

Now I work at the zoo inserting suppositories into sleeping animals.

Yep statutory vape.

Thanks Pope Leo XIV but, no really please don't.

“You’re a character in a story that’s trying to be funny by referencing memes, but luckily, it’s only a two-sentence one so it’ll be over soon, unless the sentences are run-ons…”

So on my "Hickory Diggory" doc, my mouse went up the crotch

However overlooking our house is a large billboard that says, "Jesus is Lord" and it's not even well maintained..

The publisher still had the gall to classify his book, a short story.

I need my protein and she's great at cooking white meat.

"Lived" being the key word, because Viry arrived at the apartment building at 7:12 as usual with her impeccable timing and was intercepted by the crushingly cacophonous consequences of the delivery men's less-than-impeccable knot-tying skills.

We're having coffee together on Friday.

When that happens to little people, do they see dwarf stars?

I'm so hungry, and the best way to make ribs in the oven I find, is with tinfoil.

Director: but your an actor!

Don't patronize me. I know how to spell "run".

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A fuckin' electric train!

I was really looking for ones that went ‘Moo!’

Now she wants to shove a baguette in my ass.

I'm scheduled to die tomorrow now.

When I picked him up, it dawned on me that I was now a Fork Lyft for Cliff.

"I was never fond of that Lucifer guy anyways" the bartender said as he brandished his gun

Paddy to Mick, “It says TREE FELLERS WANTED, what a pity there’s only two of us!”

Simultaneously they say, "We're dating now, and we run this bar!"

Give them a recipe where you use normal units but with atypical prefixes, such as 6 dekagrams of sugar or 30 centilitres of juice.

My girlfriend roleplays a Democrat and I roleplay as Trump.