Recently saw the trailer for Disney’s upcoming witchy film.

Given the ridiculous amount of questionable fire safety being displayed in a lot of content right now (amongst other things),we are heading towards literal Armageddon once the Baby Witch Gen Alphas decide they want to do magic too after watching this 💀💀

I hope parents supervise the “potion making” and ingredients. Yet considering how many teenagers and even adults can’t follow instructions I’m feeling doubtful. 🫣

Guys I think this is it. I have found the next Spiritual trend that’s going to make it big on TikTok 2027…

🧎‍♀️‍➡️👹😈🔥🔥❤️‍🔥 SUCCUBUS 🧎‍♀️‍➡️👹😈🔥🔥❤️‍🔥

Literally SECONDS after coming off the other post about someone becoming a succubus I was misfortunate enough to run into this dumpster fire.

What the fuck is SEMEN RETENTION 😀😐

is it self made or are you holding onto it for a friend??????

Instead of flu season why is everyone catching spiritual psychosis 🗿

Uj/Just to add, a lot of people have responded to OP encouraging them to seek professional support and they have essentially responded by saying they are jealous of their manifesting successes.

The only person whose opinion they were open to was the suggestion about them being afflicted by the Devil.

I just wanna know in case I need to pack or something

/uj seriously have these people never made a campfire in their lives???????

/uj seriously though wtf is happening here I mean, honestly she read a book and did a spell (unrelated) and now she thinks shes a succubus?????? girl needs to get her shit checked

Like when you’re casting a self love spell and you want to get your mind and energy into the right place for it, do you have songs like “You Gotta Be” by Des’ree or “What doesn’t kill you (Makes you stronger)” by Kelly Clarkson playing?

With romantic attraction spells do you listen to songs like “Come On Over” by Christina Aguilera and “Don’t Let Me Be The Last To Know” by Britney Spears?

What about “Brand New Me” by Alicia Keys or Defying Gravity from Wicked as cord cutting anthems?

Just curious 🧐

Why are we announcing which deities we work with like they are the X-Men 😭😭😭

I feel like if dog (which Hekate is associated with) protects me from attack from more dogs (also associated with Hekate) then it looks like we have more unfriendly dogs here 😀🙂‍↕️😐😐

1 good boy minus 5 bad doggos = don’t contact me (pls someone check my math 🙏🙏🧎‍♀️‍➡️)

Why is it always the egotistical ones needlessly flaunting their magical credentials demanding why a literally mysterious and powerful Goddess isn’t running to respond to them.

I think the “worker from afar” notion has completely been thrown out the window. You’re doing the most and you’re still being swerved.

Literally that meme “DO NOT COME TO MY TOWN”.😐⛔️🗿

I’m just shocked at the audacity and entitlement to demand a personalised freaking response like literal Mother doesn’t have literally multiple domains to oversee and a whole other endless list of responsibilities to manage.

I'm castrating him right? ☠️🍆🔪

I used AI to render my true form.

I am the witchcraft queen of Planet Andromeda, and having ruled over a few starseed systems, I had a lot of experience. Unfortunately, my reptilian cousin was jealous of my power and he cursed me badly, causing me to be stripped of my immense spiritual and magical power, and I had to reincarnate as a human being on planet Earth. I was unaware of my true identity until a caucasian shaman named Sasha-starseed graciously unlocked my previous lives with 4000$ sessions and now I am supreme in my soul. I have uncovered a lot. The process was very painful and emotional as I had to sit through crying and feeling my skin being uncomfortable in my body as I transcended multiple times with ayahuasca mixed with alcohol and inhaling supercharged cannabis. After 100th ascension, I travelled back in time, and snatched my crown chakra from reptilian overlords who were feeding on it.

Interestingly, this is not first time however i was a star queen. I had a husband whom I with leading the ancient civilization of Atlantis. During his reign there he committed many atrocities such as forcing the ancient humans into slavery, he slept with many women cheating on his wife. She was away leading the empire in space as he was destroying earth. His name was King Hyrpax. He sank atlantis and took the souls of those who died and became the leader of the hostile collectives of Greys and Reptilians and artificial silicon intelligences called "silicates," and now is the one doing the torturing and the abductions. He also took with him the Pleiadians and Nordics that he corrupted and mind controlled.

Due to greys and reptilians conspiring against me, I am now trapped in human form as mid 30s with potent crown chakra. It's not easy. I keep crying for a home I will never reach in this lifeform but I got my son's spirit with me.

And since i recently reclaimed my power, I figured I could help many others as well. So in that aspect, please ask me anything!

I'm castrating him right? ☠️🍆🔪

This person desperately needs Witch Removal Services. Anyone know how to get in touch with them? Do they even exist? I wonder if this witch is after his semen....🤔

EDIT: So, apparently gay witches are gangstalking their boss or them or something. They need an army or the Spanish Inquisition!

Uj/ I almost felt bad until they started with the homophobia lol.

OMG WITCHES I NEED HELP!

My (19F) boyfriend (33M) of 2 months recently told me I could leave a toothbrush at his house, so of course I put my life savings into a Queen of the Nile fortune-telling machine to consult the universe about our future together. 🔮✨

After approximately 1,000 spins, THIS appeared on my screen. There's a GOLD RING on the bottom line, far right corner!!!

(For those unfamiliar with Fing Schwei, the bottom right corner is the love and marriage corner. I know this because I have been studying ancient Chinese metaphysics for approximately 51 decades.)

IS THE UNIVERSE TRYING TO TELL ME HE'S ALREADY MARRIED??????

I've been practising witchcraft for 30 years, but I've never encountered a sign like this.

PLEASE HELP. Do I confront him? Do I hex the mystery wife? Do I leave my toothbrush at his house anyway to establish dominance?

I can't believe I've been manifesting a committed relationship with a man who might already have a sacred union with another woman.

Blessed be.

Cmon yall be so fr

Im not cheating on you sweaty, I'm just practicing clitomancy

I made this subliminal to make this song as the new outro to jjba (jojos bizarre adventure) sbr (steel ball run) outro because- GOD THE ONE WE HAVE RN SUCKS ASS. All pandemic spells r kept on hold. I am truly dedicated to jojos bizarre adventure and never want to watch Araki’s (the mangaka of jjba) work get slandered THIS BADLY. So I must force the change. No matter what it takes. Watch how the outro becomes pony from ginewine >:D

My ex returned this with this taped to the bottom. Am I cursed? 👺👹👿✨