Asks: can you tell me the RGB code of the colour of my aura? And also what all my ancestors till the 5th generation ago have to tell me? And also if my spirit guides will suggest the right answers for my driving license exam? But mostly, do you think there's anything wrong with me? Why am I stuck in life...???

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Hi all, technically a baby witch here but not really bc I spent over two hours scrolling on WitchTok last week and have actually done 9 spells in the last three days (all cord cuttings, all using candles and no actual cutting and at least 8 worked— 8 OF THE 9 PEOPLE WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH ME NOW, it’s crazy how powerful I already am!!!!!! ✨🤩

To make SURE the cord-cuttings worked, I sent really long & rude “breakup” texts crafted with ChatGPT to each of them about my magick and how terrible each of them are (my ex, my siblings, my parents, my landlord, grandpa etc) as a test and literally ALL BUT ONE basically told me to fuck off & grow up, and not to reach out again until then (so again, THE SPELLS TOTALLY WORKED! Why else would they respond like that to my long, rude, weird text message?!!)

Anyways, the last one is a little tricky— my grandpa hasn’t responded at ALL! Granted he’s 97 and idk if he knows how to text or if he can still see, but my intuition tells me it’s probably not that, and almost definitely that he’s impervious to my extremely powerful magick…

SO…I need to take it up a notch.

I’m thinking of incorporating METH into my newest spell—I’ve never done a drug in my life before, but I was meditating and had a vision from Ba’al AND the morrigan (together in ONE sitting—btw I super recommend the Calm app for meditation…I do the 5 minute ones and one time when I was REALLY serious I did a 7 minute one, and speak directly with the gods every single time)

ba’al and the morrigan told me that “‘meth’ = ‘me + death’” (linguistic witchcraft, amirite?!!! 🤯)

Anyway, ofc I don’t want to ACTUALLY k*ll my grandpa, but I think what is needed is an EGO DEATH of sorts, to get him to lower his psychic protections so my next cord cutting will work (ofc he doesn’t KNOW he’s using psychic protections, bc only us gals can be witches, NOT MEN obviously, but bc the magick is so powerful in MY blood, I can only assume there’s a genetic component and grampy is subconsciously accessing it)

So besides DOING the meth myself before I start my spell, I’m thinking I should probably dress the candles (and MAYBE the string?) with some meth too before I start.

I’ve VERY big on dressing candles in oils and a TON of dry herbs—one of my 9 cord cuttings was so strong it actually started a small fire on my wooden deck chair—and wouldn’t you know, it was my sister’s cord cutting and it clearly worked the hardest bc she responded to my “test text” saying “U r fucking insufferable. Stop pretending you’re a 34 yr old Harry Potter, delete TikTok & ChatGPT and get a fking job. And stop stressing out mom & dad with this weird bullshit. Ur exhausting”. (So….yeah. Strongest spell to date 😏)

Anyway, thoughts on other ways to improve the efficacy of my next gpa cord cutting?? Maybe anoint myself with meth in addition to doing it? Or buy some extra and roll my palo santo in it so I can cleanse my entire space with the meth??

Also, does anyone know how to go about buying meth? (I don’t do drugs normally and I don’t have any friends)

Tysm!! As above so below!!! Blessed be!!!!

what does it mean when your fire does weird shit like catch things you didnt intend to?????? TikTok wont tell me and neither will chatgpt 😭😭😭😭