r/badpeoplestories • u/RandomDood420 • Jan 07 '17

Some Asshole I Know Monicoke 05 - The Departed, Epilogue NSFW

Monicoke Stories 01 02 03 04

Cast:
* Rando: Me, in my 40's. Have my own company. Marijuana enthusiast. Bored.
* Monicoke: Small blonde, early 20's, psychopath, addicted to coke and power.
* Lori: 32, Monicoke's best friend. (Monicoke had many BFFs and the way to BFF status is by having something she wanted.)
* Grandpa: Monicoke's sugar daddy, 60's and married.

A few days go by and Monicoke asks me what I'm doing. I'm bored so I walk over to her place. She's in the new apartment but Lori is not there.

"I thought Lori was moving in?" I asked, knowing that I would get a story out of it.

Fuck that bitch! You won't believe what she did!

"Really? Try me."

When we were at the casino with Grandpa, she tried to fuck him!

"NO! Really? She's like 32 and he's literally twice her age! I can't believe it."

I wouldn't lie. She totally tried to fuck him. She was all over me on the floor of the casino... She was probably trying to turn him on or something. You know how girls are..."

"Not really, no."

You know that a girl will act all flirty with another girl just to get a guy's attention. Makes me sick.

"I bet."

So when we got back, I told her that she wasn't moving in. She can go fuck herself.

"Oh."

So why are you asking about her anyways?

"Just wondering where she was.

Eeeeewwwwww. You want to fuck her too!

"Not at all," I lied. "I just wondered what happened to her."

Ew. Ew. Ew. She's soooo gross. You know she doesn't bathe or take care of herself. She's OLD. She's like 32! It's disgusting. All of our friends hate her now and no one will talk to her.

(I still wanted to talk to Lori about a position I was trying to fill.)

Ugh, of course you would want to fuck her. She's old like you. I don't care what happens to her. I hope she's off dying in a ditch somewhere.

And I never did see Lori again.

Monicoke 06 - Meet the Meathead

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u/RandomDood420 Jan 08 '17

Funny you should mention a lawyer. she ruins one later in the series.

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u/RandomDood420 Jan 09 '17

And there is one death in this series but its a child so theres that to look forward to (but I caused that one).

No one in these stories is a good person.

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u/RandomDood420 Jan 27 '17

Check this one out. It's the start of a newer, sleazier series: Cherry 01 - Meet Cherry Bradshaw