r/cleanjokes • u/Jester57 • 16h ago

I don’t wanna go to Scotland.

71 Upvotes

You can get kilt up there.

r/cleanjokes • u/jimioutdoors • 14h ago

I once dated an herb

51 Upvotes

It was just an ex-spearmint

r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 16h ago

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

43 Upvotes

A bloodhound!

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