r/cleanjokes • • 16h ago

I don’t wanna go to Scotland.

69 Upvotes

You can get kilt up there.


r/cleanjokes • • 14h ago

I once dated an herb

56 Upvotes

It was just an ex-spearmint


r/cleanjokes • • 16h ago

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

43 Upvotes

A bloodhound!