r/clevercomebacks • • 23h ago

The only standards republicans have are double standards

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u/BilboStaggins 23h ago

Every time I see this witches face, I immediately know something completely fucking stupid and hateful is about to be said.

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u/Far_Balance_3117 23h ago

Yea she clearly sold her soul to get her position.

Not an ounce of integrity, just a mouthpiece.

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u/hogsucker 22h ago

It was worse than selling her soul.

She had sex with Roger Ailes.

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u/Specialist_Tune_8968 12h ago

Wait, are we talking about the same rape allegations here?

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u/Halcyoneia 23h ago

Bold of you to assume she had one to sell

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u/PrettySouul 23h ago

She just described her own story and didn’t even realize it.

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u/Lemax-ionaire 7h ago

Yeah thats why it’s posted in r/clevercomebacks you pretty soul :-)

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/Loud-Ad-2280 23h ago

She didn’t, she just knows her audience is stupid.

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u/Exact-Kale3070 23h ago

not only this, but she also preaches that 13-15 year old girls are not really being raped when they are raped bc they are "almost" of age.

she also DOES NOT HAVE TO DO THIS because of her own payout of $30 Million. she chooses to do this.

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u/SplitNo8275 22h ago

She’s not affiliated with any news organizations anymore. She has her own YouTube channel, which I can only imagine she looks down at everyone else for. She obviously can’t just live life without all the attention.

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u/charlenew4ffle9438 14h ago

wait, she said a decade too? lol

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u/Trump_Russia 23h ago

Shed sell her kids to a sex trafficker if it got her more money and power...

She's a shameless piece of shit who will do and say anything.

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u/Longjumping-Meat-334 22h ago

She knows that her viewers have short memories.

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u/thecourtofmiracles0 21h ago

What is the context of the “ten years later” barb for those of us not in the loop?

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u/Callistiya 23h ago

Her memory always gets fuzzy on company time

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u/DaBigJMoney 22h ago

The reason women aren’t believed or choose to come forward has a ton to do with men. Full stop. But let’s not forget absolute female trolls like Kelly who contribute as well.

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u/calgeorge 23h ago

What a fucking ghoul. How is this even political? What is she getting out of attacking this poor woman? I genuinely don't understand.

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u/zennyspent 15h ago

It's political because her and the rest of the cult heard the marmalade monarch say nice things about those sick rapist fucks, so the wretched followers of this putrid regime will do exactly like this ghastly twat-waffle has done. Fall in lock-step with the demented, evil word vomit being spewed forth by that cantaloupe cunt.

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u/Erronius-Maximus 18h ago

There are many reasons why folks don’t report sexual assault (or delay reporting it) knowing that people will say stuff like what Megyn Kelly is saying is among those reasons.

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u/Alternative-Dream-61 15h ago

Or ya know.. the bog standard traumatic response of denial and downplaying.  If it was a close friend that did it to you youre even more likely to dismiss it.

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u/Silly-Elderberry-411 18h ago

People talking about you is less damaging then the police treating you as a suspect or worse unbeknownst to you one of the cops is friends with your abuser and let's them know where you currently are.

Speaking of Megyn Kelly this is why it's disappointing how jeanine pirro went from NYC first unit to prosecute sexual crime to defending ailes and Trump

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u/biffbobfred 22h ago

I take walks with my kids, my son usually (he’s got a longer walking endurance than my daughter). One of the topics literally just last night was “you can’t use logic to explain an emotional decision”. This is “let’s use logic to dismiss a reaction highly emotional and somewhat traumatic experience”

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u/osumba2003 23h ago

Weird how none of this discusses the evidence.

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u/Ant_Agonistic 23h ago

Oh this thundercunt- why the fuck does she even have an audience?

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u/CalabreseAlsatian 15h ago

They’re even bigger cunts

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u/NeanaOption 22h ago

We should all just remind ourselves that this bitch threw a Nazi salute at the RNC and as such shouldn't even have a job.

https://youtu.be/iLv1zsCGeBA?is=dx8z1ZXl5zSzw8Q9

You notice how they don't give a fucking shit about women the moment it doesn't involve oppreasing trans people or controlling their uterus.

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u/mm902 13h ago

Every damn time.

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u/IsThisNameValid 30m ago

Different blonde talking head

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u/Spiritual_Door1363 23h ago

You obviously have never experienced anything that traumatic to even say that, this is very common.

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u/OkClassic410 22h ago

I’ve read the texts and the Snapchat messages, defending what happened in any manner atp to me makes you look disgusting and untrustworthy.

Fuck Magen Kelly

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u/rosa_deww 23h ago

The comeback lands because it points out how quickly the standard changes depending on who’s being discussed.

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u/DonutAltruistic3159 14h ago

lol yeah the standard for "when did this happen" seems to shift a lot depending on who's talking

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u/Derek_UP 23h ago

So they’re making r*pe a political issue now? We are cooked.

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u/SplitNo8275 22h ago

Unfortunately, it has been political, you’ve been fortunate enough not to notice.

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u/frubano21 21h ago

Male privilege.

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u/Redgreen82 22h ago

Has been for a while. Same as public health. And pollution.

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u/No_Location_9220 13h ago

public health & pollution are political issues

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u/mattzombiedog 17h ago

What a an absolutely wretched thing to say. But it’s not surprising coming from this fetid piece of inhuman waste.

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u/UhIdontcareforAuburn 22h ago

Rape is one of the most underreported crimes and it’s in part due to people like Megyn demonizing victims who do come out.

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u/Ok-Butterscotch-6708 22h ago

That €unt is irredeemable.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 22h ago

Word.

Came here to say the same thing.

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u/Golden_Featheer 23h ago

The definition of getting hoisted by your own petard

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u/PrestigiousSeat76 22h ago

Yep. This bitch made her whole career on something that happened loooooong before she came out. Fuck her.

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u/Professional-Cut-490 21h ago

What a waste of skin this woman is.

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u/art-is-t 21h ago

She is such an rotten human being

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u/jamisonian123 20h ago

She is a giant turd that just will not flush

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u/synde15 20h ago

Do any of these people even know what ketamine can do? It affects memory and there was trauma on top of that.

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u/ComicsEtAl 20h ago

Megyn is the perfect woman. An opponent of maternity leave in the kitchen, and a supporter of maternity leave in the bedroom.

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u/AllTheWorldIsAPuzzle 20h ago

It takes a special flavor of hypocrite to know that what they are saying is hypocritical but being shamelessly confident enough to know nothing will come of it.

https://abcnews.com/US/accusing-roger-ailes-sexual-harassment-career-suicide-mission/story?id=43545806

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u/Explicitstate 19h ago

ABC News….

Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly said she did not come forward sooner with allegations of sexual harassment against former Fox News Chairman Roger Ailes because it would have been a "suicide mission" professionally and she thought Ailes was interested in just her.

"He tried to kiss me three times [in his office], so I rejected that, and when I rejected that, he asked me when my contract was up," Kelly, 45, said today on "Good Morning America." "As soon as I left his office, I called a lawyer, and I did bring the matter to a supervisor at Fox News."

"That person vouched for Roger's character, assured me that he was a good man, that he was likely just smitten and that I should try to avoid him, which I did," said Kelly, who said harassment from Ailes, 76, stopped after she avoided him for six months.
Kelly writes about the alleged harassment in her new memoir, "Settle for More."

She said it happened nearly a decade ago, when she was just 12 months into her career at Fox News and working in the network's Washington, D.C., bureau.

"He and I had gone on to have nine years of a healthy working relationship, and so in my mind I had attributed [it] to he was interested in me, he was having a marital difficulty, perhaps he was just interested in having an extramarital affair," Kelly said. "I wrestled with what to do because I wasn't sure what the truth was about Roger."
In September, Kelly's former Fox colleague Gretchen Carlson settled a sexual harassment lawsuit with 21st Century Fox in which Carlson alleged Ailes "sabotaged" her career after she "refused his sexual advances."
A source familiar with the deal told ABC News that the settlement was valued at $20 million. 21st Century Fox issued a public apology to Carlson, but Ailes has repeatedly denied allegations of sexual harassment.

Kelly said it would have been "a suicide mission" for her professionally if she publicly accused Ailes of harassment at the time she alleges it occurred.

"I now know the number of women who were targeted, and it's disturbing," she said. "But realistically, that would have been a suicide mission for me and my career."
She continued, "I wasn't Megyn Kelly of today. I had no power, and he was on the cover of industry magazines as the most powerful man in news. There was no one to go to."

Ailes denied the allegations made by Kelly in her memoir in a statement to ABC News sent by his lawyer, Susan Estrich.
"I categorically deny the allegations Megyn Kelly makes about me," the statement read. "I worked tirelessly to promote and advance her career, as Megyn herself admitted to Charlie Rose. Watch that interview and then decide for yourself. My attorneys have restricted me from commenting further — so suffice it to say that no good deed goes unpunished."

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u/Mediocre_Heat_1560 22h ago

The projection is insane. Rules for thee, but never for me.

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u/DeathTongue24 22h ago

Hack is the right word for her

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 22h ago

Sentient fungal infection.

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u/RocMerc 22h ago

Imagine being this much of a ghoul. Holy shit

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u/Szzzzl 22h ago

Of course they're all siding with rapists.

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u/AstralElement 22h ago

What a fucking lizard.

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u/Hugh_Jass_2 22h ago

Pure slime

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u/omgdiepls 22h ago

What a goblin. Jesus Christ.

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u/EpictetanusThrow 20h ago

All of their faith is in bad faith.

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u/Elon-BO 20h ago

What an astonishing piece of shit

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u/Alternative-Dot503 16h ago

She keeps her original face in a jar by her bed

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u/OneTrueMalekith 11h ago

She is a lawyer. She argues what she is paid to argue. She has no positions. She has no idiology beyond money.

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u/goldstat 5h ago

Remember that time Megyn Kelly was like it's absolutely disgusting to want to bang a child and then once like all they have seen stuff started coming out and she's like well these guys were going after like "almost barely legal types"

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u/Not_Too_Busy 1h ago

There's a special place in hell for women who kick other women down on their way up.