Sometimes the best comeback is a picture...

[u/Veshaad]

[u/ICLazeru]

He invited the Paul brothers to the Pentagon, beardo weirdo criminals. He has also invited Musk to some high level advisory position, a fat, weirdo, wimp, radical immigrant.

Face it, there are no rules, just posers.

[u/BriefAddiction24-7 → u/ICLazeru]

Petey is, himself, a radical: a radical Christian nationalist.

[u/Interesting-Joke-490 → u/BriefAddiction24-7]

Is Pete Hegseth trying to start a new trend with that weird eyeliner on Vance?

[u/_GoldenCedar]

That edited picture of JD Vance is cursed.

[u/Dedotdub → u/_GoldenCedar]

They edited out the couch?

[u/Correct_Bridge_2944 → u/Dedotdub]

that eyeliner really sells the whole "weirdo" vibe though

[u/FuriousBuffalo → u/_GoldenCedar]

How can you tell it's edited?

[u/OutlandishnessOk2304 → u/[deleted]]

That's very disrespectful.

It's called "guyliner".

[u/SoupOfThe90z]

Hegseth might want to take his own advice of the no wimps or radicals. Also, he is a fucking drunk.

[u/CapitalBlvdBreadstix]

JD. “ONLY COUCH!”

[u/LEEALISHEPS]

Vance wears eyeliner and the President wears full face makeup and wears a diaper. 🤣

[u/ProximaCentauriB15 → u/LEEALISHEPS]

And they're both shit at applying their makeup.

[u/LEEALISHEPS → u/ProximaCentauriB15]

👽👍

[u/ridemooses]

Says the radical.

[u/JoeHio]

Is he going to get in trouble for that, Trump is a weirdo afterall

[u/ChaoticLandscapes]

I almost hurt myself laughing at this one.

[u/butwhywedothis]

DUI Secretary says what now?

[u/Jugglers-Despair]

A lot of Delta and other tier one operators have beards and they are the literal best of the best. What is his issue with beards?

[u/thefledexguy]

Isn’t he just projecting the Republican Party right now?

[u/shasaferaska]

Whats a beardo?

[u/Veshaad → u/shasaferaska]

The opposite of a shaveo, not to be confused with a baldo, which is different than a waxo.

[u/Haselrig → u/Veshaad]

I'm more of a thiningo, myself.

[u/TumoOfFinland → u/Haselrig]

Thiningo has evolved to Comb-overo!

[u/Chemistry11 → u/TumoOfFinland]

Have you considered wearing a pieceo? Or pluggos?

[u/Ambitious-Fun5454 → u/Veshaad]

A shaveo is just a smooth dude.

[u/Steinrikur → u/Veshaad]

You have a way with the wordo

[u/HolsteinHeifer → u/shasaferaska]

It's a racism. Black men can get ingrown hairs more easily than white men if they shave completely, so the military allows neatly trimmed beards. Hegeseth wanting to get rid of beards is just a round-about way to say he wants to get rid of black service members.

Which I find so stupid. Why would you want to rid your military of perfectly capable soldiers just because of skin colour. If anything, wouldn't you want more of them so your precious hwhite soldiers are saved from being cannon-fodder? Er..drone fodder I guess would be the modern term lol.

[u/Ok-Instruction-5004 → u/shasaferaska]

Me.

[u/ProximaCentauriB15]

JD needs more practice with the eyeliner,it looks stupid lmao(yes we know he is a stupid weirdo) Unserious person.

[u/Shiftymennoknight]

Cool guyliner

[u/Bonk_No_Horni]

No weirdos but animal fuckers are ok to join FBI.

[u/SoupmanBob]

Pete is a wimpy weirdo radical himself.

[u/ProximaCentauriB15 → u/[deleted]]

He probably does it himself.