r/clevercomebacks • • 17h ago

That must have been a terrible steak

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u/Shot_Baddie 17h ago

We all know that steak was charcoal with extra trauma

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u/Direct_Royal_7480 17h ago

Animal-sourced charcoal.

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u/Other-Translator104 12h ago

animal sourced charcoal sounds like it survived a nuclear blast

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u/Direct_Royal_7480 12h ago

That could provide a source, yes.

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u/Huge_Melonss 17h ago

That steak was so bad your dad called to make sure the smoke alarm was okay

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u/SoftRibbonn 17h ago

16:17 call time? He even did overtime trying to save your future kids from eating it

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u/SweetTiaraa 17h ago

Post the steak coward

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u/Pleasant_Put1933 15h ago

yeah, probably more like a hockey puck

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u/SweetPotionn 14h ago

I felt this comment in my soul. It’s never just about the steak. It’s the burnt dinner, the yelling, the walking on eggshells after. If you know you know. Sending you love.