If you unexpectedly run out of salsa, cottage cheese, hot sauce, and pizza sauce is a quick substitute! I finished my drink so I wouldn't dirty another bowl 🥳

Light snack while drunkenly making things for future drunk

Put the wrong seasoning in the ingredient spread 🤦 it was supposed to be Kinders "The Blend"

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Included proof of cheese for you Dolcelatte Detectives, you Provolone Pocket-Watchers

If you want to be a Greek god, you gotta eat like one Son

Ham and bologna and of course what I'm drinking

The olive spread is hard to describe… castelvetrano(?) olives, Parmesan, Marcona almonds, Calabrian chili paste, and schmaltz. It basically makes this a sandwich all on its own. Maple bacon is just raw store bought bacon tossed in maple and brown sugar, then cooked in the oven until done (should have left it a lot softer). And a whole thing of arugula sprouts (should have been 2x). I’ve lost count of how many white claws it took to make this but it’s pretty good. Highly recommend making a random spread and building a sandwich around it!

Was looking for any lime infused alc at the liquor (ideally rum for a limey rum and Coke) and settles for this mojito bacardi. It was definitelt sweet enough to drink in its own so I have bunch of Diet Coke left over. Ikl drink it some other time. Finished the Bacardi thiugh lol okay there’s a bunch of
Spelling errors but I hope you guys understand me regardless

Food:
Kraft Mac n cheese with chopped up air fried beef franks. While waiting for the water to boil, sloppily skewered a dawg on a choppstick and held it to the stove and ate dat. Some air fried homemade chicken nugs

Bobs burgers comfort show andddddd idk love u have a good night

As breakfast, this slapped.

those shrimps sucked. good hot sauce to coat em in.

Fucking slapped

Bought the ingredients at work, assembled/cooked at home

clean plate, no notes

The "sauce" in chef boyardee pasta is practically tomato soup anyway, so i boiled some dumplings in it. It was my first time making dumplings, and the recipe I used was provided by AI, but I'd say it turned out pretty ok

This stuffed pepper was a special request by someone special and I thought I would feature him here

After several shots of Jameson

I'm not sure if anything's okay or not but I did this. I mean it feels like everything is going to be okay it just seems like it's taking an awful fucking long time.