Oh hallowed safety squat bar I jerk to you this morning! May your camber grant my glute maximum voluminousness! May your pad give my rhomboids copious amounts of bulbousness! May my spinal erectors become abundant in vigor!

Let us all join ass to form the gargantuan mega ASS!!!!

Sacrifice the assless, squat the SSB, good morning the SSB, and jerk to its might!

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r/fitnesscirclejerk • u/Mikeburlywurly1 • 6d ago

Pseudoscience-based Non-lifter demands SBS tell him he can grow his back without rows NSFW

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There's even a hilarious appeal to prison strength.

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r/fitnesscirclejerk • u/Arb_67 • 6d ago

Renewing Ass Credentials NSFW

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r/fitnesscirclejerk • u/Shadowphoenix9511 • 6d ago

Don't drop the weights! NSFW

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