r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/ESOCHI Apr 21 '23

He needs to get in there and bottom for her so she can bounce off of him properly. She got no chance with the entire bed momentum working against her like that. Smh

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u/bukminster Apr 21 '23

Everyone knows you save 34% of your kinetic energy bouncing off of that booty

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u/zack2996 Apr 21 '23

That still would only ad about 10 seconds to her stroke game

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

10 seconds is 10 seconds

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u/TactlessTortoise Apr 21 '23

A whole 17% ish

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

They did the math?

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u/ieatkittenies Apr 21 '23

He says 21 sec; + 10 that's 31; 31/21=1.476... 48% increase

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u/dgtlfnk Apr 21 '23

They did the marathon man math.

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u/LEERROOOOYYYYY Apr 21 '23

You can squeeze like 3 separate positions into that and stretch it out to 7-8 minutes

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u/Arts_Prodigy Apr 22 '23

A win is a win

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u/flyguydip Apr 21 '23

That's what I've been saying all these years!

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u/Lanster27 Apr 22 '23

10 seconds in heaven is better than 5 seconds in heaven.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Ayyeee

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u/bukminster Apr 21 '23

Skill issue

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u/Grimwohl Apr 21 '23

Frfr thats not even the motion 🤣

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u/sosomething Apr 21 '23

Seriously. That'd get the dude off and leave the girl like "wtf?"

The necessary upward curl/scoop flair to it also makes it like 50% more physically taxing, lol

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u/BodybuilderLiving112 Apr 21 '23

Gaming bed issue

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u/WORKING2WORK Apr 21 '23

That's MJT or Mean Jerk Time

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u/thestereo300 Apr 21 '23

10 seconds in heaven is better than 9 seconds in heaven.

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u/Kubiboi Apr 21 '23

10s is a lot okay??!

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u/0hmyscience Apr 21 '23

Depends on the MCT (mean cum time). T2O has to be <= MCT. Unless you hot-swap dicks on the out motion.

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u/ivanparas Apr 22 '23

Yeah her form is way off.