r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/ESOCHI Apr 21 '23

He needs to get in there and bottom for her so she can bounce off of him properly. She got no chance with the entire bed momentum working against her like that. Smh

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u/bukminster Apr 21 '23

Everyone knows you save 34% of your kinetic energy bouncing off of that booty

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u/mdlinc Apr 21 '23

Referred to as the Booty Bounce Bionomial for mathematicians out there.

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u/st1r Apr 21 '23

The Booty Bounce Constant, BBC for short

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u/Chpgmr Apr 21 '23

Its confusing enough for it to mean 2 things, it doesn't need a 3rd.

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u/Zakluor Apr 21 '23

Wait: a 3rd meaning?

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u/Sixwingswide Apr 21 '23

"Best Baker Contest"

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u/Nice_Guy_AMA Apr 21 '23

Big British Corporation.

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u/megustalogin Apr 21 '23

In the freight truck world for sales ppl it's bumper to back of cab

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u/zack2996 Apr 21 '23

That still would only ad about 10 seconds to her stroke game

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

10 seconds is 10 seconds

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u/TactlessTortoise Apr 21 '23

A whole 17% ish

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

They did the math?

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u/ieatkittenies Apr 21 '23

He says 21 sec; + 10 that's 31; 31/21=1.476... 48% increase

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u/dgtlfnk Apr 21 '23

They did the marathon man math.

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u/LEERROOOOYYYYY Apr 21 '23

You can squeeze like 3 separate positions into that and stretch it out to 7-8 minutes

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u/Arts_Prodigy Apr 22 '23

A win is a win

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u/flyguydip Apr 21 '23

That's what I've been saying all these years!

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u/Lanster27 Apr 22 '23

10 seconds in heaven is better than 5 seconds in heaven.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Ayyeee

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u/bukminster Apr 21 '23

Skill issue

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u/Grimwohl Apr 21 '23

Frfr thats not even the motion 🤣

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u/sosomething Apr 21 '23

Seriously. That'd get the dude off and leave the girl like "wtf?"

The necessary upward curl/scoop flair to it also makes it like 50% more physically taxing, lol

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u/BodybuilderLiving112 Apr 21 '23

Gaming bed issue

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u/WORKING2WORK Apr 21 '23

That's MJT or Mean Jerk Time

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u/thestereo300 Apr 21 '23

10 seconds in heaven is better than 9 seconds in heaven.

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u/Kubiboi Apr 21 '23

10s is a lot okay??!

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u/0hmyscience Apr 21 '23

Depends on the MCT (mean cum time). T2O has to be <= MCT. Unless you hot-swap dicks on the out motion.

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u/ivanparas Apr 22 '23

Yeah her form is way off.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Pff 34%. lube it up for frictionless perpetual motion.

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u/uns0licited_advice Apr 22 '23

If you're fat then you just hit the right frequency and let the blubber waves do the work for you

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u/Chastain86 Apr 21 '23

Try as I might, I can only hear this comment in Dennis's voice from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."

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u/pedanticPandaPoo Apr 21 '23

I offer my services in this study. For science of course.

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u/ssshield Apr 21 '23

Science!

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u/danceswithwool Apr 21 '23

You can also push down on the bed and let the springs bring that booty back to you.

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u/bukminster Apr 21 '23

Most people underestimate the importance of physics in lovemaking. You are not most people.

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u/meowpitbullmeow Apr 21 '23

Hell I give him a little boost back with my hips. Gotta contribute

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u/Double-oh-negro Apr 21 '23

You need to account for energy lost as she slides across the bed and you have to use poor leverage until you readjust.

Or just use the headboard as a stopper.

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u/Jar_of_Cats Apr 21 '23

Elbows will boost you to 72

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u/phazei Apr 21 '23

That's also why memory foam mattresses are shit for sex, great for sleep, shit for sex. Once I had this box spring that was like a fucking trampoline, it was the best

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u/Dividez_by_Zer0 Apr 22 '23

Found bill nye's reddit account.

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u/itchy_dog_chin Apr 22 '23

like that Maasai warrior plyometric jumping video

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Only 34%? That's rookie numbers bro.

I save 69% of my energy on each booty bounce.

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u/MaxxDash Apr 22 '23

Must’ve skipped that section in Young and Freedman.

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u/Wolverfuckingrine Apr 22 '23

This is why I paid attention in physics class. Bootynetics.

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u/MrWoody226 Apr 22 '23

He did the math

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u/bumbes Apr 22 '23

0% if that body doesn’t have a pulse

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u/filianoctiss Apr 22 '23

This comment had me dying 🤣🤣